why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

be careful who you trust, and tell your problems too!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558201_10100948524990259_614472044_n.jpg

Verb. Verb. Verb.

where's des'ree when you need her?

After saying that people I know never post this stuff, I was proven wrong. I forgot about a small group related to one friend who I met at his party.

the design of that last one makes it looks like it was carved into a jail cell wall

written in feces on a murder victim's chest

Letter press printed in your own blood on velum made from human skin

this is making me kinda sad about Trainspotting

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23374555.jpg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking dying

The John Lennon one about "When I was five years old my mother always told me that happiness is the key to life etc" is such bullshit. It's a totally invented quote but even taken at face value would have a much darker interpretation if put in proper context. When he was 5 years old he was probably going through the most harrowing year of his whole life. He was removed from his mother's care by Social Services, forced to choose between his dad (who tried and failed to abduct him) and his mum (whose boyfriend, a violent drunk, wanted rid of him) then ended up with neither.

http://i.imgur.com/ncfWQ.jpg

Pinterest is the motherlode for this stuff. http://pinterest.com/search/?q=words+to+live+by

https://twitter.com/PinterestFake

I feel like you could tie those Smithsonian ads together, like "And THIS guy made two hit records by the age of 24, got shot, died, and then made eighteen more records. RIP BIGGIE"

I wonder what these macros have done to and for the people who made inspirational chain emails. Did all those people have to learn to photoshop a bit?

Judging from the number of inspirational chain emails I still receive from coworkers and family, nothing.

I made one:

http://i47.tinypic.com/169gmqd.jpg

ex+

so good

if a scatman can do it brother so can you

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ttu5gBgh1rzs1dco1_500.jpg

BARF

GEEK ONES ARE THE WORST. I have a friend who posts a bunch of those. They make me want to stab things until there is no more room left to stab.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564100_10151041761160535_2059816268_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/431869_444425925588493_1070257188_n.jpg

LOOK I AM COMBINING TWO NERD FRANCHISES IN A HILARIOUS WAY:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165943_259597667477941_1156719293_n.jpg

Huh. Apparently I have some pent-up IA about this

that geek crossover stuff is so so so lame, like when people are all ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MEETS GAME OF THRONES or whatever i'm just like nnnnnnnngg

i have a bunch of old high school friends who post this stuff a lot but the worst offenders are my uncle, aunt and cousin - they literally post 5 or 6 every day and NOTHING ELSE.

the only thing worst than seeing these clogging up my news feed, are the stupid email forwards i get get almost weekly from my MIL (200ft icebergs in lake michigan!! a military dog who saved a bunch of soldiers by ripping out the bad guy's throat and breaking down a door and untying everyone and then hugging a baby!!). whenever me or ytth respond by telling her this shit is totally fake, she calls us 'party poopers' and pouts.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553735_10101007625876495_887379528_n.jpg

WHOA THAT IS SO DEEP I AM GOING TO GO SMOKE A LOT MORE POT NOW

Speaking of smoking a lot of pot:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/563461_10150936638776275_241758691_n.jpg

The thing I "like" most about that Whedon one is how they credit his full name to make it seem more profound.

he's a statesman.

http://nicefun.net/userpix2/InspirationalQuotes1_1.jpg

lol from maria's facebook feed

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561026_399274360131461_323420156_n.jpg

lol's

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532488_399251906800373_2041196608_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603526_399207206804843_1947941884_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557152_399201343472096_863533428_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/8046_399188636806700_1999677431_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/399433_399168713475359_1945298014_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/292479_399155363476694_971545653_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403948_398789123513318_1301035191_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582207_398486476876916_714781865_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/409646_398226213569609_364847344_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/484103_398116880247209_1850320182_n.jpg

where the treasure comes from:

https://www.facebook.com/#!/ShariqAliSA

i can't even read that one above the tom and jerry one. what?the people you don't even notice knows? huh?

i am shocked that i just read through this entire thread and there wasn't a single misattributed quote to bob marley

http://en.nkfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bob-marley-quotes-21.jpg

http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/userquotes/t/truth_is,_everyone

http://en.nkfu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bob-marley-quotes-71.jpg

http://cdn.indulgy.com/vL/ir/gS/246853623294725424DguUgbmsc.jpg