why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Eeeee! :D

bukowski and john waters otm. what i wouldn't pay to see them fuck.

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I have seen this posted at least ten times and every time I think, 'you're supposed to read them, not stand on them.'

Haha, that's what I thought, too. At least it doesn't say "literally".

I mean that looks like a precarious vantage point! They're going to Jenga out from under him or her at any moment.

I'm also imagining that the fantasy land he's looking at has built that wall to keep plebs like him out. This isn't good, it's some sort of gated community dystopia of the highest order!

Entrance fee is...your immortal soul, firstborn child, something like that. Is all the graffiti Cyrillic aside from the universal language of 'fuck you'?

lol, BOOKS: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY CLIMB THE WALL

You forgot: FUCK YOU

so when is holden c gonna come along and rub out that 'fuck you'?

He would but he is in the book the small human is standing on

He or she will never know
Too busy getting hypnotized by Mothra

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "ABHO" signs in the world. It's impossible.

Wait, doesn't that actually say "FAB HO"? It's like the nicest bitch of a teacher thing, maybe.

FUCK YOU FAB HO

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THEY WORK

fab ho is arguing books work a different way

RICH FANTASYLAND SENDS ATTACK BUTTERFLIES TO THE GHETTO

"They're coming! The butterflies are coming! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"

books = butterflies of oppression

He would know he was safe – because there are no butterflied in the ghetto – if he was reading the Pavel Friedmann book instead of standing on it.

what looks like 'fab ho' is russian 'gavno'. which means 'shit'.

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100% accurate IME

LOL. I've been called many things over the course of my life. Sweet, oddly enough, has never been one of them.

february june and october really got hosed

I'm the ~nicest~

I should be "the nicest" too, according to science, but . . .

Wait, it only says BORN the nicest. I got meaner.

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someone just busted out this classic

waiting for "hang in there baby!" or the tennis player scratching her arse

only when sandwiches are money will we realize we can eat money

I knew somebody with the "only when the last tree" quote tattooed down her arm. Arms: how we posted gifs before Facebook.

she mustve felt pretty dumb when facebook was invented

She legally changed her name to Butterfly some time in the mid-90s so I'm thinking she felt dumb long before then.

and she still hadn't even met Shifty Shellshock at that point

http://i.imgur.com/yVyPA.jpg

haha xp

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i hope i'm not posting any duplicates. these are all on my wall. right now. after days of nothing (but following this thread) it has hit my peer group i guess

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O_o

sorry, the last two do not fit thread topic

mark twain one does tho

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AH LOVE

I don't get if that is supposed to be adorable and humorous or a sick anecdote about people who will eat two dozen units per day of KFC

i think it's supposed to be adoring

It's a fetish. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feederism

I'm not sure why those keep getting posted in here, unless somebody's got a feeder in their FB feed?

neologism: fb feeder, someone who gluttonously reads & compiles & reposts cloying JPGs posted on their timeline

http://i.imgur.com/5Wcd6.png

Puke.

those words form the acronym D.I.E.
I will do as u ask of me, sulu

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