why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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what looks like 'fab ho' is russian 'gavno'. which means 'shit'.

cb, Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

100% accurate IME

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

LOL. I've been called many things over the course of my life. Sweet, oddly enough, has never been one of them.

Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 19 July 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

february june and october really got hosed

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm the ~nicest~

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

I should be "the nicest" too, according to science, but . . .

Wait, it only says BORN the nicest. I got meaner.

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/576046_10151037583372871_389664810_n.jpg

someone just busted out this classic

waiting for "hang in there baby!" or the tennis player scratching her arse

price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

only when sandwiches are money will we realize we can eat money

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

I knew somebody with the "only when the last tree" quote tattooed down her arm. Arms: how we posted gifs before Facebook.

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

she mustve felt pretty dumb when facebook was invented

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

She legally changed her name to Butterfly some time in the mid-90s so I'm thinking she felt dumb long before then.

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

and she still hadn't even met Shifty Shellshock at that point

price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yVyPA.jpg

haha xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

i hope i'm not posting any duplicates. these are all on my wall. right now. after days of nothing (but following this thread) it has hit my peer group i guess

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/283671_253852958065503_249111982_n.jpg

Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, the last two do not fit thread topic

Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

mark twain one does tho

Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

AH LOVE

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get if that is supposed to be adorable and humorous or a sick anecdote about people who will eat two dozen units per day of KFC

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Friday, 20 July 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

i think it's supposed to be adoring

Mordy, Friday, 20 July 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

It's a fetish. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feederism

I'm not sure why those keep getting posted in here, unless somebody's got a feeder in their FB feed?

carl agatha, Friday, 20 July 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

neologism: fb feeder, someone who gluttonously reads & compiles & reposts cloying JPGs posted on their timeline

, Blogger (schlump), Friday, 20 July 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5Wcd6.png

lag∞n, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Puke.

lag∞n, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

those words form the acronym D.I.E.
I will do as u ask of me, sulu

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

that is terrible advice for someone holding a baby

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

no way it's great advice

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

long day amirite

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

one more creditor, no.

Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

loool

bad wife decisions (electricsound), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

wait what's the implication, are other [females] who do that actually boys? or women? or infants? genderless?

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

SHE'S A GIRL. OKAY? yeah, i don't really get it.

those are from my friend mandy, the only person i know that posts like facebook image macro things. so, i see them rarely and they're not horribly obnoxious like that artist one or fake vonnegut quotes. i went down her timeline looking for more but felt bad about it and wanted to say: i kinda like them when they pop up in my thing because they're not pictures of someone's breakfast in singapore or whatever.

dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

a down to earth girl from detroit city, u.s.a., who makes her living as a nightclub dancer in a grim steel town in northeastern china. here she is in the middle:

http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/jiaoqu/mander.jpg

dylannn, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

man that George Takei post is the worst

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

I know all these were originally George Takei posts but you know the one I mean

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

hit snare ii?

contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:02 (eleven years ago) link

really glad i'm not a feedist's bathroom

contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

really glad george takei isn't a feedist

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 July 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

better

Mark G, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376242_10150954448551275_78283819_n.jpg

Being Liberal is full of this crap.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I hate to say it but the point brought up by Marjane Satrapi is not open to ridicule. Considering that there is a pretty serious effort to have a stupid war with Iran, I'm not ready to criticize people for putting this out there just because it might offend somebody's ultra-cool sensibilities.

And really, I'm ready to make fun of people for these kinds of posts about 98% of the time... But not about this.

Vic Perry, Saturday, 21 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link


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