If you get your mouth washed out with hand sanitizer you just get drunk, right?
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Sunday, 22 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Get off my lawn" meets "Jump off the roof"
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 July 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
"When I was young we were wild, not like these coddled kids today. Of course now if a child shows up within my vicinity I complain bitterly on the internet about their presence but....I see no contradiction between these positions."
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 22 July 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
i need your help! can someone come up with a funny picture and attribute this to someone funnier:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/205338_114018582074902_1139445036_n.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
someone just posted this on my facebook and i thought it would be funny to post it back but funnier. on their wall. they can take a joke.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
pretty please?
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
roseanne barr imo
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/37CvR.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
haha! that's pretty good. thanks i'll use it. i was actually thinking of homer eating a donut so garfield is right in the same ball park.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MEmKa.jpg
had to clean it up a lil bit
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
also thought it would make a good quote for a big oil company or wall street bank. especially WITH malcolm's name on it.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
or the GOP! what a perfect quote for them.
nobody can give you lasagne
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
ooh a big picture of mitt romney hahaha that would great. with malcolm's name on it.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/odEkc.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
mitt romney + anything is hilarious because he gives off the most pathetic stinkmore mittens
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/jtx.gif
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Lol @ Garfield. Needs attribution tho
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
--garfield
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
haww, that romney x thing is excellent.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wappQ.jpg
fine all u ungrateful so and sos
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
mitt one is so perfect. thanx.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
at yr service
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
I mean it should be attributed to Garfield. Mondays right
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
nothing wrong with the JT one tbh
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
actually it was missing attributionhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/jtx2.gif
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
can you pls do a "smile, life is good" one with mitch mcconnell, poss featuring this picture http://www.glaucoma-eye-info.com/images/mitch-mcconnell.jpgand attribution to hitler?
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
ken c i don't know who that is in your picture.
― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kGreG.png
girl
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
-- Garfield
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sWcrN.png
bernie tweeting marcos of himself
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/311653_140411676096667_434526837_n.jpg
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
I did not know Zinn was an apple doll!!
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
ppl who quote howard zinn are the worst
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/69c19709.jpg
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603454_4328078444912_432386625_n.jpg
― Ring brother, ring for me! (Viceroy), Monday, 23 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iWLIq.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YAm3k.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was 99% when did it become 98% - anyway people be sharin their photos
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Jagaf.jpg
my god the libertarian guy has been posting so much libertarian stuff, at this point im only keeping him around as fodder for this thread
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
It's like I have two feeds of this stuff now.
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
heh, i'm glad my fb community is relatively free of this stuff. it's mostly baby photos these days.
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
Repost if you've ever peed on a nurse.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
Have I offended women yet?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/422208_10151108689225170_1434459683_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link
the kid standing on books one almost seems to be encouraging escapist fantasy over coming to terms with real life.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
I guess it would be crossing a line if I attributed that Malcolm X quote to Joe Paterno
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
I'm having difficulty figuring out what "We have stuff that makes us preanet" is supposed to mean
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:12 (eleven years ago) link
Are you?
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link