Great photo caption
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
ha that was the first thing i noticed
― goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"no really, there's a good reason we took a picture of this guy"
― goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
The spacey electronic dance music borrows from Witch House, Chiptune, Drum & Bass and southern rap
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 July 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
As lol as that article is, I feel like I am finally starting to *get* the sensibility of the generation that has spawned chillwave, witchhouse, etc.
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 July 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
i haven't read that yet but finding out that lil internet wasn't just a funny anonymous twitter guy but is a real dude who directs Diplo videos and does a streaming "best week ever"-style show on some blog was really deflating and sad for me
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
Pop music these days: it all sounds the same, survey reveals
― Alba, Friday, 27 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
headline is prolly a nod to the Onion tbf
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 July 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
A couple of people have put together "seapunk" playlists on spotify. It's mostly two bands: Teams and Unicorn Kid. Hadn't heard either before but it's alright in that chillwave "I'm not actually sure if this is supposed to be good or not" sort of way.
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
“Seapunk leather jacket with barnacles where the studs used to be.”
it's like wu tang clan for the iGeneration
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
"yeah yeah my mom loves spongebob and finding nemo too"
"dude your mom is a seapunk MILF! awesome!"
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if azaelia banks has seen the penis on the little mermaid dvd box
*get* the sensibility of the generation that has spawned chillwave, witchhouse, etc.
chillwave = rickrolled w/ the sound off
witchhouse = putting the webcam at odd angles in a dark room so boys can't see your body
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
new r&b = livejournal
new rap = blingee
this is actually a lot more pervasive than ringtones and hashtag lyrics
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sorry this has gone from jokes to capt obvious ideas for you
Are Daily Mail articles banned from this thread, well, for being the Daily Mail?
Was celebration of free health care in Opening Ceremony a coded message to the US? Americans are left confusedhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180227/London-2012-Olympics-Some-Americans-left-baffled-tribute-NHS-Mary-Poppins-Opening-Ceremony.html
― Theodora Celery, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://sportinglife.aol.co.uk/olympics/news/article/22891/7969529/italian-walker-tests-positive
― record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link
this is probably a work of fiction imho but there are tons of killer lines in there so I'm sharing it with respect not derision
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's a quality article
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm an accountant and I have a giant tattoo of topless woman riding a motorbike in to hell on my back. It's never burdened my career
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
She needs counselling.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link
she needs inversion therapy
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link
this makes me more determined to get my robert musil tattoo.
and yes it will be him riding a motorcycle into hell.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:25 (eleven years ago) link
have always fancied having "KANT" and "HUME" tattooed across my knuckles
― like a CD of the Smiths stapled to your forehead (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link
the no regrets tattoo alternative is to get those nike running shoes customised, you can't have "cunt" tho which sort of ruins it.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
Oh my god that woman needs help.That is the most fucked up self absorbed shit I have ever read, making it all about her being "redundant", acting like he was dead or something? Jesus christ.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 11 August 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link
We need a new thread for : Shit That Looks Like A Daily Mail Article (But Isn't)
― Chewton Mendip (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Saturday, 11 August 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
Tess Morgan is a pseudonym
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link
His father asks, "Does it hurt?"
"Yes," I say, cutting across this male bonding. "It does. Very much."
;_;
― the late great, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
that was the money line imo
tbh i was ready for the big reveal to be that it was a "MOM" tattoo with a heart around it
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
inside a goatse.cx
― the late great, Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
"But what if he wants to be a lawyer?"
"Or an accountant."
Given that he's a student, you can easily tell if he wants to be one of these by finding out if he is studying Law or Accountancy. Given your relationship with him, I would suggest the easiest way to found out would be by writing to the Admissions Department of his FE institution.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i didn't know that stuff about aristocratic tattoos
― goole, Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
On day three, still in a fog of misery, I say to him, "Shall we talk?"
We sit down with cups of coffee. I open my mouth to speak and end up crying instead. I say, "You couldn't have done anything to hurt me more."
He is cool and detached. He says, "I think you need to re-examine your prejudices."
lost it here
god that tattoo article might as well be a transcript bw me and my mom regarding any significant life choice I've made in the last 5 years
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
yeah this was kind of rad to learn about!!
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
unbelievable
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
― ○ (gr8080), Saturday, August 11, 2012 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ditto
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm starting to feel like the Graun played us all, it just seems way too... weird. Like extreme irony.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 12 August 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2LOMajSwM
― drawings by teen cultists (Crabbits), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/24/entertainment-us-britain-prince-naked-idUSBRE87L08C20120824
not the reuters hed but the daily mail pictured
― goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
(that's the sun, not the mail)
― koogs, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
oh right
― goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
crosspost that headline to passive aggressive notes
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
reuters on a roll with this
http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/08/25/us-usa-campaign-deathmetal-idINBRE87O03S20120825
― goole, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
already added to wikipedia's death metal page
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Sunday, 26 August 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
idgi
― the late great, Sunday, 26 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
will two live crew also not be performing?