why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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the ONE roosevelt, you commie scum

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

is that john tyler?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

now that's a message i approve of!

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

hahaa/sigh

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's from a friend of mine, it's fantastic.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

it misconstrues the purpose of wishing on a star tho, youre not wishing that the star is currently twinkling in its home and the whole thing is ruined if its not

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

but the star you are wishing on doesn't exist.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

it probably does actually

caek, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

according to astronomy

caek, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

c'mon just get with the program

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

caek is an expert in hope, dreams

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

people wish on shooting stars and they aren't even stars at all.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

people wish on everything tbh

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

lotta wishing in this world

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

you wish for things that dont exist to exist so maybe non existant stars are best for that think abt it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

people throw pennies in the water and they kinda hope they get some future action outta that. a hopeful race.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

there is about one star born each year in our galaxy

the number of stars in the galaxy is approximately constant

so about one star dies each year in the milky way

there are about 10 billion stars in the galaxy

therefore a random star has a 1 in 10 billion chance of exploding each year.

we can't see individual stars outside or galaxy. the galaxy is about 100 000 light years across. so let's say the most distant star you can observe with the naked eye is 100 000 light years away.

then putting it all together the chance a random star has died since the light you are now observing left it is, at most, 1 in 100 000

caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1324222_o.gif

caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.qkme.me/35a2g9.jpg

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

when you wish upon a star
makes negligible difference where you are

estela, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

WHY IS THIS A THING THAT'S EVEN WORTH MAKING A GRAPHIC OF AND SHARING ON FACEBOOK:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376686_10151299487899447_850771330_n.jpg

#missingthepointofthisthread

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

it's 3
it's 3
it's channel 3
everywhere i be
i tell you all the time
heaven is a place on earth with me
keeping my TV on channel 3
i heard that you like the image macros
on FB

bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

i stole those fake quote ones from chaki. he's gotta be lurking. everyone say hi.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

One of my FB friends is a GROLIES (UK doctor's notes-speak for 'Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence, Ethnic Skirt') and usually her timeline is full of badly-formed environmental/anti-banker macros but today we, her friends, are blessed, I tell you:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/575987_436040829749809_2073220440_n.jpg

higgs' besom (suzy), Thursday, 26 July 2012 08:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JBRhO.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

~ David Duke ~

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QAmSM.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

From the fashion stylist friend who is addicted to macro-expression, but is generally forgiven because usually she's posting images eg. Angela Davis, Grace Jones, Kathleen Cleaver:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552680_10151132714981303_921117208_n.jpg

higgs' besom (suzy), Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

the whole thing where ppl think they're special weirdo butterflies is totally wat to me

Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

ilx has not been spared this plague unfortunately

Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

i think we have some legit special weirdo butterflies tho

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

the real weirdos, i've found, don't even know they're weird

Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

"I don't need to smoke pot! I'm weird enough without drugs!"

*dons black fedora, krumps out of the room*

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 July 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

the real weirdos, i've found, don't even know they're weird

As ILX has been shown, repeatably, on the coworkers thread.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

xp weed can make weirdos into casual, relaxed, social human beings

Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MvuLw.jpg

shut it down folks

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

the whole thing where ppl think they're special weirdo butterflies is totally wat to me

― Mordy, Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i hate this. there's overlap with the self-described "geeks" too. get over yourselves.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

okay that one's going up

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

i mean: shared

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

That artist thing at the top, just gotta say, I love artists and I love art, but yeah that thing makes me want to vote for Romney.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 July 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

this is true, dead ppl would totally tip the balance in many precincts, ESP if they are presidents bc they will be on tv like "I am Andrew Jackson and I approve this message KILL ALL THE INDIANS" then every oldster wd be like u know what we haven't done that yet

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 27 July 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

scott seward i love you

horseshoe, Friday, 27 July 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

maybe not for this though:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578832_10151042880958459_1852933029_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

but one of my facebook friends DID just post it. and it makes me go uhhhhhhhhh okay...

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link


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