this is punishment for me mocking ppl annoyed that gchat is down
― stet, Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
is twitter down too my lord
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
Twitter is currently down for <%= reason %>.We expect to be back in <%= deadline %>.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
lmao cant even rouse the fail whale
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks for your patience!
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaaand we're back
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
not me :(
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
works for me now
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
oh god the olympics
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
Tweetbot for iOS can mute hashtags and keywords. Quiets things down quite a bit.
― Jeff, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
Oh Jeff, you're brilliant. I didn't know there was a keyword/expression mute in Tweetbot until now.
In Australia we have a "sport" called "AFL" that's basically just a lower-class version of rugby. Every week the incredibly obnoxious AFL twitter account starts a load of brand new hashtags, one for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME (#aflbluestigers #afleaglesbats etc etc fucking etc). I've just created a wildcard filter (#afl*) in Tweetbot that WORKS and suddenly love the shit out of you, Jeff.
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 July 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
I'm very lovable.
― Jeff, Sunday, 29 July 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
In Australia we have a sport called footie that's basically just awesome
FIXED, CAARN THE PIES
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
They give you points for missing
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
CAAAAARN THE BLUES wot did you say AA I can't hear you over the FOOTYMAYTE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
What was it this kid tweeted to Tom Daley that got him arrested, then? Did he threaten to blow him sky high? Either way, Graham Linehan's gleeful "get him banned" campaign is nagl
― stet, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
It was something along the lines of "You've let your dead dad down".
― Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
Oh. I see. It then escalated into tweets like "I'll stick a knife down your throat" to people who attacked him
http://liberalconspiracy.org/2012/07/31/does-tom-daleys-twitter-troll-deserve-arrest/
― Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:22 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ I fucking hate the way Twitter scapegoats individuals sometimes, and it's even less of a good look when those individuals are CHILDREN
the kid was being a cunt but singling him out as though the problem isn't endemic makes me really uncomfortable
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link
it's even less of a good look when those individuals are CHILDREN
see also the hunger games racist tweets. yeah they were dubious but OMG WITCH-HUNTING 12-YEAR-OLDS IS EVEN WORSE
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
pour encourager les autres
― ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:28 (eleven years ago) link
Well, he's 17, so not quite a child, but yes.
Sudden thought: not a big fan of people having to use real names online, but knowing people's ages might take a lot of heat out of things. Not practical, I know, but knowing someone's 17 you can kind of just put certain things in a box.
― Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link
There is an awful part of me that gets a real kick out of police arresting young trolls and presumably putting the fear of God in them, but as I say, this probably an awful part of me and not to be trusted.
― Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, fuk a troll, but looking back through last night's tweeting it was also not great the way Daley and Linehan both set their mobs on him. Of course the kid was going to escalate it from there.
I am expecting some pretty contorted thinking to arrive later to explain how Robin Hood Airport = outrageous prosecution and infringement of all we hold dear while arresting idiot teenagers = noble and just.
― stet, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:43 (eleven years ago) link
Linehan's a fucking knob isnt he?
what does ILX think of the 100worstpeopleontwitter account/tumblr?
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
basically there needs to be some sort of ceremony where that kid's phone gets publicly crushed in the town square, then we can all just go home and forget about it
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
I don't blame Daley, that was a personal response to an insult. (Why Daley thought checking Twitter so soon after that performance - or indeed during the Olympics at all - would be a good idea, I have no clue.) Certain adults (Linehan, yeah) acting like the Twitter police is just NAGL in the extreme though.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
tbh i read that Riley69s guy feed and laughed quite a bit. took me into a weird part of twitter full of preening 16 year old essex boys who take endless topless photos of themselves and have girls begging them for dickpics and stuff.
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
Right. And Daley's just a teen too, after all. I have no idea how some of these guys put up with the abuse they get on twitter, tbh -- the cyclists got hell at the weekend, too.
Linehan is also the one who monsters anyone for @ing him with criticism. I can see his point, and I notice less @ing of celebs these days unless they're being directly addressed, but he's sensitive to the extreme about it.
― stet, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:54 (eleven years ago) link
Doesn't he block people for saying mean things about him? very childish IMO
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link
otm re weird world of teen twitter. I saw it when Sly Bailey quit as head of the Mirror and her teen kids were out there attacking all comers schmitty-style. Their @mentions were hilarious. xp
― stet, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link
its a weird collection of snabpack-adorned boys with 130000 followers who just post jpgs about girls not texting back
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of love how there are so many self-contained and utterly disparate communities on Twitter which occasionally are forced into acknowledging each other in really weird ways
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
Tbh, I think this is fair enough. Why should people be expected to choose to subject themselves to abuse? I hardly ever attract such attention on Twitter, but when I've had it elsewhere it has really unsettled me and I'd be happy to have a way to shut it out.
― Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
What is a snabpack?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 10:05 (eleven years ago) link
that 100 worst people on twitter thing looks like it should be on its own list, same woeful kind of tryhard humour. i'd never heard of 3/4 of those accounts. the ones about women were on some abysmal sub-passantino shit
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:03 (eleven years ago) link
It is D0m's site, no?
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
ahahahaha really?!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link
lol
what an irrelevance that boy is
Linehan's flown off the handle at constructive critics before, which I find petulant/nerd-turns-bully when someone has a gazillion fanboys following (see also: Dent, Grace). The one time someone went batshit insane at me on Twitter I just let her keep going and didn't reply, while being vastly entertained by her meltdown. As long as the critic isn't swearing or threatening, I'm still unsure as to whether it's ruder to @ the subject of any criticism or to instead write in such a way that you're basically talking about them behind their back.
Very cross about the Guy Adams account suspension BTW.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
haha Grace Dent was the first person I ever unfollowed on Twitter (reason: too much TV tweeting. I hate TV)
As long as the critic isn't swearing or threatening, I'm still unsure as to whether it's ruder to @ the subject of any criticism or to instead write in such a way that you're basically talking about them behind their back.
no question for me - ruder to @ them if you're being negative. it's like demanding they look at your insults.
I find people hating on my thru Twitter immensely amusing tbh. the few times it's gone beyond 1-2 tweets, that's the time to block (but usually as Suzy says it's too amusing to do that)
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
I had a great spar with JME once (accused him of mild homophobia). Classic stuff. Culminated in JME telling me to 'go to the shop' lol.
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
100worst is good, and yeah, it's a passantino joint...I rate him for what it's worth.
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
The single best thing about NASA's Mars landing is all the incredibly clever and witty and hilarious pop culture jokes
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 August 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
Twitter: where everyone's a comedian
i mean that's kind of what twitter's for, it's not like you're going to say something incisive or useful or relevant in 140 characters so you might as well make a joke
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
theres tone of insightful relevant useful stuff on twitter and links to more, but jokes are good too, follow whoever you want, follow yr heart
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
Twitter is only as good as the people you follow.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
i always kinda roll my eyes when people are all 'lol twitter where people talk abt their sandwiches' cause you dont have to follow those people, you can follow nobel prize winners and great journalists instead
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link