why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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maybe not for this though:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578832_10151042880958459_1852933029_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

but one of my facebook friends DID just post it. and it makes me go uhhhhhhhhh okay...

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

how many facebook friends do you have?

mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

quick somebody replace two of those heads with fred willard and matthew mcconaughey

xpost

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"On the Thursday July 25th edition of the Alex Jones Show, Alex airs an interview he recorded this past weekend with American virtuoso guitarist and legendary lead vocalist for the almost three-decade strong, highly influential thrash-metal band Megadeth, Dave Mustaine."

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

i have like 317 facebook friends. i might uh drop a few. nobody i know. the people i don't know. or can't remember. it just makes life easier. i really kinda just want people i actually know on my facebook.

there are also people i can't remember how i know. so i'm afraid to take them off my facebook. there are some ilxors whose names i can't remember. their real names.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

not like 317. i did just check. i just like saying like on the internet.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

(I'm not just posting random things about Dave Mustaine on here, I went to that infowars.com website and that was right at the top)

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

i have two michael whites on my FB. that's the really confusing one. i made them into one person in my head.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that I'm not one of the Michael Whites.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 27 July 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

i prefer to remember the good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIF74lH4KPM&feature=related

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

such a great song.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

haha, wrong thread!

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

okay, time for bed.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

i like this one. because i'm always too embarrassed to buy sudafed and i make maria do it because i KNOW they are gonna think i'm a meth freak. and i miss buying it because i love that meth stuff that comes in sudafed when i'm sick. i only wish i had stocked up on huge bottles of xenadrine before the crackdown. they sold that stuff by the ton at vitamin stores. i didn't know!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548868_10151101671901201_1811689826_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

to be fair, they stack the deck a little by not featuring a picture of one of those granny spree murders in the bottom half.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

murderers

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

Or a young punk kid with chronic sinus congestion in the top half.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 27 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/E7Xwd.jpg

Cunga, Saturday, 28 July 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

is that fake on purpose can't tell

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 July 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578832_10151042880958459_1852933029_n.jpg

i love shit like this, it must make the rounds with every new "event" and they replace the guy with the most "of its time" killing spree/attack with a more "of the moment" guy, it's like "hey i'll always be down w/bin laden but have you heard this new joint by kyle huff?"

omar little, Saturday, 28 July 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

lmao @ ref: dictionary.com

max, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

is that fake on purpose can't tell

intentional

Cunga, Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

What do they all have in common? They HAVE NO BODIES

Vic Perry, Saturday, 28 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

The McVeigh pic kind of looks like a Dalek w/a McVeigh head and a mugshot sign.

Crabbits, Saturday, 28 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

for some reason i thought patsy was a gay slur? in any case i laughed at infowars.com asking "what do they all have in common?" and their answer being that they're all homosexuals.

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 28 July 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

the way they've cropped and dropshadowed James Holmes hair, he looks like The Heat Miser.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

why did they leave out the guy everyone thought did the bombings but it turned out he didn't but it still ruined his life? the one actual patsy, they left out.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TanMK.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/VoSlW.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OtOZZ.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

these are all via the libertarian guy who also posted this one, hes def kinda fat and poor, i guess its the governments fault

http://i.imgur.com/4v6wE.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

why did they leave out the guy everyone thought did the bombings but it turned out he didn't but it still ruined his life? the one actual patsy, they left out.

― Philip Nunez, Saturday, July 28, 2012 9:40 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

haha all the libertarians I know are really poor, idgi

iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

DOESN'T THAT SEEM ODD TO YOU?

Not as odd as the fact that the direction of the shadows behind "DOESN'T THAT SEEM ODD TO YOU?" are in a visibly different orientation than those behind "FAT, POOR, AND STUPID," proving beyond doubt that this is not a legitimate Facebook meme but a fake Facebook meme photoshopped together by our nation's enemies!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

rothchilds and so forth

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

haha all the libertarians I know are really poor, idgi

― iatee, Saturday, July 28, 2012 10:27 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

those who make the loudest appeals to logic are always the most illogical --jesus christ

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

i know a few libertarians who are upper middle class. but again, that prob says more about the circles i move in than a hard-and-fast rule about the socioeconomic status of libertarians.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

but i can get why some poors fancy themselves libertarians -- they're sort of the same species as the low-level grunts who idolize Ayn Rand and fancy themselves (future) John Galts.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

one thing we can definitively say re libertarian demographics is they are all white guys

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

and they're self-aware enough that coming right out & declaring themselves Republicans (which is what they REALLY are) is a bit declassé.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

tbf my libertarian facebook guy has some p left social views thrown in there for good measure totally pro lgbt rights anti war etc

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

I shared this on ilx somewhere but my libertarian fb guy was teaching english in korea, broke his leg, got it fixed by their universal health care, wrote a long fb post about how angry he was that the doctor didn't speak better english, and how even tho he woulda been uninsured in america, the health care he woulda received woulda been better

iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

they were def infringing on his liberty --ben franklin

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

also this guy, to the best of my knowledge, has only dated
a. asian girls he meets teaching esl abroad
b. asian girls he meets teaching esl in california

iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

wrote a long fb post about how angry he was that the doctor didn't speak better english

wait a minute ... dude goes to a doctor in a foreign country (whose native language is not even CLOSELY related to English), and kvetches about the quality of the foreign doctor's English?!? WTF

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

even tho he woulda been uninsured in america, the health care he woulda received woulda been better

When he gets back, you should break his leg again, so he gets a chance to have the thing done right.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

haha I wish i weren't on an ipad I went to his profile and he has a very thread-worthy jpg that is a quote from this book:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ominous-Parallels-Brilliant-pre-Hitler/dp/0452011175

iatee, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

the subtitle of that book is literally 'a brilliant study of america today'

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link


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