Dane Cook

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"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie," he said. "And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of s--t. Yeah, spoiler alert."
He continued, "I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of s--t, was probably like, ‘Ugh f------ shoot me.'"
The crowd's response was a mix of jeers, laughter and cheers.

damn son, canceled before it even aired, that's a new low

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/10/12/nbc-cancels-mid-season-comedy-next-caller-before-it-airs/152807/

NBC coming to their senses?

dane cook

the tesco value ryan reynolds

chicken sangwich

cane dook

10th anniversary of peak dane

it took me surprisingly long to realize that "Dane Cook Sucks" video above was not actually him. He's that bad.

dang was hoping he had died

it took me surprisingly long to realize that "Dane Cook Sucks" video above was not actually him. He's that bad.

"When you're in the wrong relationship, with somebody awful, I call that a relationshit." (Huge laugh.)

"In 2010, Cook auditioned for the role of Captain America for Captain America: The First Avenger, although the director, Joe Johnston, did not have him on the short list for the part."

in some alternate universe there's an avengers movie where all the roles are played by losers, burnouts and general d-listers from the late 90s and early 00s: dane cook as cap, freddie prinze jr as iron man, david spade as hawkeye, tara reid as black widow, ed norton as the hulk

What if...?

lol

Dane Cook reminds me of a New School Evangelist. I totally thought he was going to bust into some "BUT THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT OUR LORD JESUS WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS" when I watched his DVD.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), December 15th, 2005.

nailed it

chicken sangwich

thank god this dude's career burned out

sweet and sour sauce......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on my pussy

or as I like to call it, "The Wal"

Dane Cook is a big believer that age ain't nothing but a number

same as IQ

two adults in a relationship, big news