the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

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"don't worry, after you die i'll totally baptize you"

― balls, Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

, Blogger (schlump), Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

"how i was schtuped by mrs assad"

bugandmarkersmom (buzza), Sunday, 29 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

what exactly did Bush I do that made him seem like a wimp instead of a strange old CIA spook?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Based on his WW2 history I'm pretty sure he could beat up Romney today.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 30 July 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

George F. Will said he was a wimp therefore it was so.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

vicious anti-connecticut sentiment was still acceptable

buzza, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

From vague memories of the '88 campaign (not endorsing any of these): 1) that the term was applied in contrast to Reagan, 2) the Ivy League/senator's son background, 3) his manner--cf. Dana Carvey down the road. I think it all went away when Dukakis hopped in the tank.

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

well first shot against it was poppy going off on dan rather right?

balls, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

I was watching that night...I haven't played the clip, but the term "sleazy innuendo" comes to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqwQw3THRvU

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

A big deal in early '88, I remember, and as usual the Beltway clowns ate it up.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY4IuUByd_I&feature=related

balls, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

omg the opening shot of Bush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqwQw3THRvU

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

hello and welcome to my snuff film studio, I am George H.W. Bush

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

Mitt very smooth negotiating difficult areas:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/30/mitt-romney-israel-economic-success

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

John McCain zings the fuck out of Dick Cheney after Cheney tells ABC news he thinks Palin maybe wasn't the best veep choice:

McCain added that this is not the first time he's disagreed with Cheney. "I respect the vice president. He and I had strong disagreements as to whether we should torture people or not."

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

haha wow

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

of course there's no way McCain doesn't think his choice wasn't a mistake

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

ya its sort of a tell to go so heavy w/the zing

lag∞n, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

mccain being a little less of a dick lately
feel free to counter this w/under the radar details of shitty bills he's introduced but in terms of his public profile at least

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Cheney should stick with how pleased he is that Obama turned out to be a police-state cretin like his wooden Dumbya.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

xp I kind of guess mccain probably still feels strongly on the issue?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 30 July 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

McCain eventually did sign off on torture so he should fuck right off.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

didn't he cave on signing a torture bill, sometime 2007 or something? i'm not trying to be an asshole but just
xp

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol McCain buckled on that bill so that the party wouldn't give his nod to somebody else. he is the saddest story, willing to sell himself out for stuff he ends up not getting

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

My usual caveat that we've argued before: politically, Palin wasn't a dumb pick at that specific moment (the day after Obama's convention speech, weeks before the banking meltdown). Not in terms of maybe one day governing, just in getting McCain back into an election he was losing and in all probability was going to lose no matter what. Which she did, at least as measured by nationwide polling in the weeks after the conventions.

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

tories and bibi seem to be betting against this one

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/2012/07/benjamin-netanyahu-on-israel-mitt-romney

“Israel’s current prime minister is not just a friend, he’s an old friend,” Mitt Romney, with whom Netanyahu worked at the Boston Consulting Group in the 1970s, told AIPAC in March. (Romney, Netanyahu suggests, may have overstated the tie. “I remember him for sure, but I don’t think we had any particular connections,” he tells me. “I knew him and he knew me, I suppose.”)

Netanyahu’s encounters with President Obama have been marked by slights, misunderstandings, mutual suspicion, and downright distaste. One Obama aide says they keep hearing Netanyahu has evolved but have yet to see any signs of it. At home, Netanyahu scores points with his every slight of Obama, to whom the Israelis have never warmed. But Netanyahu insists his relationship with Obama is friendlier than it has been portrayed. They are, he tells me, “two people who appreciate the savviness and strength of the other.”

goole, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

w/ palin this would be the best-looking election in decades

― max, Friday, August 29, 2008 10:05 AM (3 years ago)

ew

― gabbneb, Friday, August 29, 2008 10:08 AM (3 years ago)

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

those comments make more sense reversed

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

this is sort of anti-semitic imho

Dunn O)))))))) (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

kind of a "you're so successful - it must be because your culture loves money as much as I do!" tack there

Dunn O)))))))) (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Romney should go into a Witness Protection Program that allows him to step out for a day or two at the beginning of each month, right after each new jobs report. "Economy terrible, vote for me," back into hiding.

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/14/32/44/3254529/3/628x471.jpg

this guy doesn't look like he'll be around much longer to finance any further republican campaigns tbh

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

looks like he's got ten to twenty years more wear imo

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 30 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

Romney loses key endorsement

Dunn O)))))))) (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

"I think the fact that he's such an amazing father proves a lot"

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

via Greenwald... Israeli journalist notes Jewish Democratic group attacking Romney from the (neo-con) right:

http://972mag.com/jewish-democrats-attack-romney-from-the-far-right-on-israel/51982/

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Jonathan Rauch: if you like Ike you should love Obama.

No mention of drone warfare, of course.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 July 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

Clinton edges out Carter.

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

Romney's "Poland strategy" is a little...esoteric, isn't it?

timellison, Monday, 30 July 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

if we learned anything from george w bush its that we should never forget about poland

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

funny how ppl who swoon over eisenhower's 'pragmatic realism' never mention any of that CIA stuff.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

Has Romney not let loose with a barrage of his favorite Polish jokes yet? He was on such a roll there.

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

Man suspects girlfriend of Facebook affair with Mitt Romney.

East Tennessee is a special sort of place.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 30 July 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

god only knows what he woulda done if he caught her fooling around w/ a black dude

iatee, Monday, 30 July 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

I assume someone made note of this for the debates:

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/mitt-romney-israel-health-care.php?ref=fpblg

clemenza, Monday, 30 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

Michael Steele was on TV saying Romney might have to apologize to Palestinians.

timellison, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure this will have been noted on the New Yorker thread, but--even though I hate reading long pieces online--I'm going to make a concerted effort to read this:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/08/06/120806fa_fact_lizza

To envisage what Republicans would do if they win in November, the person to understand is not necessarily Romney, who has been a policy cipher all his public life. The person to understand is Paul Ryan.

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

Michael Steele was on TV saying Romney might have to apologize to Palestinians.

― timellison, Monday, July 30, 2012 8:23 PM (28 minutes ago)

steele really is an enigma, seems like that guy just goes w/ his gut sometimes

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

nah he is an opportunist who isn't actually very good at being an opportunist but that doesn't matter when you are one of 3 black republicans in the country, or at least it didn't for a while. I don't think he has any core political beliefs.

iatee, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

I have this feeling that he's half or partly opportunist but then just can't keep that trait in control.

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link


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