why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

okay that one's kinda funny actually!

this made me laugh last night because I am 12 y/o boy:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c17.0.403.403/p403x403/403851_353050588107446_213569216_n.jpg

the imaginations on some people you cant help but wonder

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/217918_402476643141919_350639748_n.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m054lqzw431qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/549148_445456088833149_446152822_n.jpg

wtf, has buddha never tried to light up a bunch of candles on a birthday cake before? even lighting *10* candles from another candle uses up like half of the first candle! if you light a thousand candles you'd probably use up 50 candles doing it, and burn your fingers a bunch of times too. jeeze.

i tried to explain this to the girl who posted the pic on her facebook stream, i think i upset her.

ps. ^^^ facebook pic, hope it's visible, couldn't find it outside the facebookiverse.

So enraging the various platitudes attributed to the Buddha, Dalai Lama etc by anonymous spiritual imagebombers.

Dude was aphoristic but not platitudinous.

This:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/417799_309234155789749_267326117_n.jpg

ugh, thank you for making me see that one again :/

i actually like them unintentional creepy vibe to this one!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MhEUcOb7tzw/Two89QEdXlI/AAAAAAAAF50/ZuewgkCkM5w/s400/God%25252527s%25252BLove%255B1%255D.jpg

i hate that font this much

lol, whats with the lightning

IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!

Frankenchrist

he's an angry, vengeful jesus. coming to give you a creepy lightning hug.

http://i.imgur.com/kimVm.jpg

or in a birdbath

lol isn't Brian Littrell a Backstreet Boy? /deep philosopher

No you won't! Does that person know nothing at all about astronomy?

well maybe if you miss the moon you just keep going

even if you miss your dead corpse will eventually land among the stars, assuming you reached escape velocity in the first place and then avoided getting captured by any other bodies in the solar system.

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.

in a birdbath

I kind of love creepy lighting hug Jesus. He just needs some glowing red eyes.

Chances are you won't even reach escape velocity of the earth, and will orbit round and round with the space junk in an ever decreasing circles until you burn to a crisp on atmospheric re-entry.

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, this is still a run-on sentence.

depends on what you use to shoot, prob wont get more than a couple feet tbh, thats called jumping

even if you miss you'll still have undine ballerinas haunting your birdbath

it is inconceivable you would reach the stars

i mean do you have any idea how inhospitable space is to dead organic tissue?

and how energetically improbably it is that you would leave the solar system?

h8r

just need a tin capsule and a nuclear battery.

http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/Screen%20shot%202012-07-31%20at%2012.34.40%20AM.png

Kind of hate the fact this is appearing everywhere on my feed at the moment. Not that Chris Brown isn't a despicable little thug who should be ignored, of course. Lots of people losing their shit over the word "clusterfuck" for some reason (used incorrectly in this case). Lots of people applauding the article for its honesty, even though there are reams of articles going back that have done the same. Lots of people banging on about how shit r'n'b-pop is (viz: "Even if you like this kind of music, it's still shit" stance the review takes). Article's been tweeted by the NME and now the writer's courting them to let her write for them cos of a completely biased un-objective review that does nothing but say "Chris Brown is a dick, R'n'B sucks". She'll probably be editor by next year.

What does space do to dead organic tissue?

yeah i've seen that. lol at "clusterfuck".

is it from metro?

xp, low temperature and pressure and UV radiation photodissociates the molecules. not even dust would remain.

^^ my chris brown review

"catastrophic" used twice in a 100 word review. I hate it even more for turning me into a music review snob.

catastrophe reviews reviews

thanks caek

I get why that review is irritating, but OTOH fuck Chris Brown

http://ichlugebullets.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/chloe-papas-is-a-racist-and-a-hypocrite/

haha, i'm imagining a really well-written, very objective review of the music on the album with the caveat ",but OTOH fuck Chris Brown" written after every sentence.

Dom, if we remember correctly, is the guy who used to post his fantasies about punching women in the face on ILX, so if he's defending Chris Brown/attacking that reviewer, it might not be because "racism is bad, kids."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_plural

what's funny about the use of the word clusterfuck? it's been around for half a century.

she doesn't know what it means.

I'm still trying to deduce what "skitzy" is supposed to mean

OTOH, fuck Chris Brown

I mean really, at the end of the day it can't be stressed enough that Chris Brown is fucking horrible and no one would actually be buying any of his music right now in a perfect world because he'd be in jail

skitzy = sketchy + ditzy?

schizoid?

i think my deal with this thread is secretly i want to be inspired

Chris Brown is horrible, but that review is terrible.

Also, I have a gut feeling that Chris Brown is basically one of the kids from Bunny and the college researcher's class for problem kids in season 4 of The Wire.

NO STARS EVER is p lol