why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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idk sounds like it could just be a v liberal translation

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

this is the same guy that said you should throw hot coals at people quickly so you don't hurt your hand.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Believe nothing, O monks, merely because you have been told it or because it is traditional, or because you yourselves have imagined it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.

half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

not that that has a source either but eh

half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

this is the same guy that said you should throw hot coals at people quickly so you don't hurt your hand.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, August 2, 2012 1:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wear a glove --buddha

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

These are delicious pork rinds --buddha

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Thursday, 2 August 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

shit, they are!

contenderizer, Thursday, 2 August 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

Believe nothing, O monks, merely because you have been told it or because it is traditional, or because you yourselves have imagined it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.

― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:45 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ty for this!
really interesting. the other translation is basically

"Pffft"
--buddha

, Blogger (schlump), Thursday, 2 August 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

otm

half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/391418_2036582670514_553247783_n.jpg

this doesn't make me want to be friends with this person

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

could be LJ if not for the shy bit

What people really mean when they say they are "crazy lunatics" or "totally weird" or whatever is that they like anime

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

Rachel is possibly my favorite tweeter

dell (del), Saturday, 4 August 2012 06:30 (eleven years ago) link

this one showed up today in my feed. what can you say about a phenomenon that is prompting me to dislike both the buddha and andy warhol??

http://i.imgur.com/QmSZB.jpg

dell (del), Saturday, 4 August 2012 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

aaargh!!

dell (del), Saturday, 4 August 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

weird, i opened up facebook yesterday and there were like a billion of these on my feed. when did *everyone* start doing this?

messiahwannabe, Saturday, 4 August 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link

I'M REALLY SHY AT FIRST. BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME, PREPARE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR IN MY APARTMENT.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 4 August 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm really shy at first but once you get to know me-- hey! Stay out of my freezer, okay?

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 4 August 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link

why do you hide people who don't know how to not be boring on the internet from your feed, i don't understand

thomp, Saturday, 4 August 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

IM REALLY SHY AT FIRST. NOT REALLY. ALSO I WILL MURDER YOU.

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

i havent hid my biggest macro offenders so that ill have things to post to this thread

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Md8yU.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

Lots to unpack there

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

its from the pov of a fish

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

I'm really shy at first, but once you get to know me, I will giggle into my hands and turn away because I am very shy!!!!

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 4 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

I think posting large macros about your ATYPICAL NEUROLOGY!!! is more of a cry for acceptance and/or help and I've done it before when I've been in really low points and realized afterwards -- wait, this was a stupid idea...

I will never have shame for resharing cute animal photos and lolcatz stuff, though; that is the fuel that drives the engine of the internet.

Ring brother, ring for me! (Viceroy), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

TRUST CHILDREN
TRUST CHILDREN

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno. I don't think I'd trust a child with my savings account, but then again they'd probably handle it better than Bank of America does...

Ring brother, ring for me! (Viceroy), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

whoever designed that seemed to want to make it as unreadable as possible.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

wondering wtf john holt did as a kid that adults felt the need to make it very clear he could not be trusted

balls, Saturday, 4 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

always wrote a tilde before his name

lick of the rim (Matt P), Saturday, 4 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152015689630271&set=a.10150627188135271.689866.780200270&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf Nothing is more powerful than being truly affected by a tea kettle.

Yam, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

whether it's a mountain, a rain drop, ben gibbard, feel it all

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

i draw the line at tea kettle

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

guard yr hearts good friends against tea kettles, tender little tea kettles, oh dear

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

woman holding gun invokes "your perfectly vulnerable beating heart"

, Blogger (schlump), Sunday, 5 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

That tea kettle's only 16 years old
Leave it alone....they say

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 6 August 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

Cousin-in-law; sorry, this is truly awful!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/226204_442134902497724_1015517845_n.jpg

Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

from my uncle:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487698_412929968773081_571630185_n.jpg

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/531533_419545801430997_122930472_n.jpg

That's not Walmart, that's Ralph's. And it's for kids, not adults. Although our society is doomed.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

it was $2.6bn, not $100bn

caek, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

always ruining Facebook JPEGs with pedantry ;_;

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

xp lol i'm totally posting that in the comments

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://a.yfrog.com/img532/6928/957vi.jpg

hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Did Zooey go to art school or something?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

could you reply with this to your uncle, re: mars landing
http://i.imgur.com/T5nUA.gif

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

things like this are one of the reasons i don't spend any time on facebook. have any of you guys considered just doing that?

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link


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