Beavis & Butthead's best moments

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As far as music video commentary: the Helium video ("that chick's weird) and King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (where they don't even talk, just stare in disbelief).

And Johnny Cash, "Delia's Gone": "Is this gangsta rap?"

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

Do the current MTV reruns have the music videos?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

Holy shit. The funniest episode EVER is the one where Beavis thinks he's pregnant. It turns out he just really has to take a dump. I almost peed the last time I saw it.

Some lines I still use:
"I can HANDLE it."
"Take one of the captain."

― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

I have to go w/the nosebleed episode. Haven't caught any episodes again on MTV though, when are they sowing them?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

I like the one where they wanted to be a band. "Hey remember when we were a band?" "You mean today?"

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

they are on mtv2 and i'm not sure exactly when. but yeah, they have the videos and everything

― ron (ron), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

"Is this, like, Todd Rund-gur-ren?"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

B&B singing along to Devo's 'Whip It'.

― Barima (Barima), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

Watching James Hetfield of Metallica:

"Check it out, he looks like the cowardly Lion"

And he fuckin' does! He does!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

"Ice Ice Baby:" They look at each other once, then twice, then change the channel without saying a word.

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

"Yeah Beavis, stop "screwing" with him"

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

sorry if these arent 100% right on, it's been a long while.

confusing "Sold my Fortune" for "Sold my Futon"

"check it out. I give to the poor" butthead, stuffing photocopied coins into a charity box at the store, trying to impress the cashier girl.

"chicks have crotches? well I'll be damned", B&B watching pj harvey dance on the back on a truck.

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 April 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

When Beavis thought that Tori Amos was Dave Mustaine and started singing along like Dave, I've got a BOWLING BALL in my STOMACH / I got a DESSERT, in my MOUTH...

Mr. Anderson: "I'd like a hamburger, a milkshake, and a small fry."
Butthead: "What?"
Mr. Anderson: "I didn't order 'what'!"

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

"are you gonna die soon?"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

(in the audience for some david koresh-type, who's reciting dialogue from the ten commandments):

beavis: he's good!
butthead: he's God!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

Beavis and Butthead are on MTV2 right now.

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

When Todd's biker-chick girlfriend makes them steal stuff from the quickie mart and she slides a can of beer down the front of Butthead's shorts and he deadpans, "I love you."

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

"i am getting so sick of like smart-ass videos where there's like a bunch of college guys and they're standing in water and being all smart-ass"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, is that "Rattled by the Rush"? That's great. "Those guys are lazy."

― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

haha no, it's some awful looking 1995 alterna-band. they get bored and turn off the tv and flip out. the rattled by the rush one is great too though.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

That was the video they actually turned off, wasn't it? But then of course they didn't know what to say to one another. "So, uh... You get any lately?"

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

"what did you do today?" "i've been sitting here all day with you"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

Wasn't it a Pizzicato 5 video? -

Butthead: He looks like the idiot in 'My Three Sons' who's always saying 'Hey! Uncle Charlie!'

Beavis: My three sons of bitches!

Printed words don't do this proper justice, but it really was one of the funniest things I ever heard.

Also, the episode when they went to shop class and Beavis slices off his finger on the table saw.

― Kjoerup, Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:52 (twenty years ago) link

Mike Judge is a genius. I mean that wholeheartedly. He captured something so perfectly with B&B. Whenever I watch that show I'm in awe of his perceptive/translative skills.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

It's like, the 'Todd' thing is so perfect; the way these total losers act so supercilious towards EVERYTHING they encounter. Except whenever they encounter Todd, a guy painted even more dense and unfeeling than they are, they are in complete awe. I mean, they would do anything to get Todd's approval. Their complete fecklessness with females, the homoerotic "subtext", their disdain for all manner of garbage would-be "alternative" music. It's beautiful.

I like the one where they put motor oil in the deep fat fryer at the fast food restaurant they work at. Also when they are forced by the hippie teacher dude (!) to join the self-help group and they get all the recovering alcoholics to bag it and go buy them beer.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

I think Daria may have been even better. It was absolutely fantastic.

I think one of the funniest lines on Daria was when they were going paintballing and one of the dorky kids asks the Vietnam veteran type teacher "will we be running a buddy system on the trip"

And he just seeths and his eye bulges and goes, "I HAD A BUDDY ONCE, THEN I GOT HOOOOOOOOOME, AND HE'D MARRIED. MY. MOOOOOOOTHER!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

Ronan, I am very disappointed in you.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

Am I better than this?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

Yes. Preferring Daria to Beavis and Butthead is, well, a little infra dig dear.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:56 (twenty years ago) link

Whenever I watch that show I'm in awe of his perceptive/translative skills.

OTM. When I was in high school and the show first started, I hated it, because I was like, "What the fuck, it's just like hanging out with the guys in the smoking section, so what?" After I'd graduated and caught it again in reruns, I said, "Holy shit, it's just like hanging out with the guys in the smoking section, that's genius."

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:14 (twenty years ago) link

did judge do daria?

i love king of the hill. not as funny as b&b but it has its great momentx.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

Judge did not do Daria.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

"These effects aren't very special." Something else I say on probably a weekly basis.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

Does anyone else have friends whose whole sense of humor, nay, their whole personality, is based on acting like Butthead, which probably started as a joke, but they couldn't stop talking like that and it eventually took over their life, or is it just me?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

I think I would have if Kevin Smith hadn't cockblocked Butthead.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

Fortunately (I guess), the friend I'm thinking of missed that boat. No, wait, that's definately a "Fortunately."

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

It's a fine, fine line, though.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...

i knew a guy from high school who has practically a dead-ringer for beavis -- both looks-wise AND personality-wise.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"Let me get this straight...you want a tattoo of a butt with a tattoo of a butt on it tattooed on your butt."

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

There's no mention of Cornholio on this whole thread?

― stet (stet), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"i need TP for my bunghole"

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"dammit pantera, you show your stepmother some respect!"

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey Boner get in your room and don't come out until you can sing goddamnit"

― stet (stet), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i think about that pantera video about once daily

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, what's this? Is that a little tear, Pantera?

― stet (stet), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

bless u, son

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

have I ever mentioned that I met my husband in the student lounge watching B&B?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

The Edie Brickell line was actually about how she's "married to that tiny South African dude who used to be in the Beatles."

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1A22XYhN3w

slayer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenpohsZl2w

nirvana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8quisQlAQ

"yes! Nirvarna rules!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNeD3TBdm4g

Beavis starts talking to the Suicidal Tendencies video -> Couch Fishing -> Bee Gees

"Is this the Black Crowes?"
"No, dude, this is COOL."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sgDl7HJOjk

the entire Christmas episode

― kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Watching the intro to a video, the name of which I sadly cannot remember: "whaat's thiiis?... thiis suuckss"

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Thursday, 17 August 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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— PAVEMENT (@pavement_band) June 29, 2022

― Sam Weller, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 08:15 (one year ago) link

too lazy to rock
too lazy to clean the tub

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 09:29 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Here’s a scene from 'Beavis and Butt-Head' reacting to TikTok videos.

The reboot series premieres August 4 on Paramount+. pic.twitter.com/9EyP0GBnbR
— What’s on Paramount+ (@whatsonpplus) July 22, 2022

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

I love how they created an entire movie to basically excuse how Beavis and Butthead could still be teenagers watching 2022 content

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 July 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link

Meanwhile the second episode of B&B will air in the week of Bobby Hill's 37th birthday

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 22 July 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

i watched the movie a few weeks ago and it was exactly as dumb as i wanted/needed it to be <3

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 July 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it?

― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link

the new series is really good! am i alone in ~~watching it~~ having Paramount+?

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:52 (one year ago) link

the dumpster fire episode had me howling

― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link

current week's double header of death was pretty great

― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2022 06:12 (one year ago) link

the raccoon one had me killed

― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 10 September 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link

oh shit, now I see, the new series has a new name and is technically the first season, which explains why I couldn't find eps in all the usual places. Now I can catch up!

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 September 2022 13:05 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

has this been posted anywhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU

― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 January 2023 09:38 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Beavis and Butthead reaching enlightenment was pretty fun.

― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 28 April 2023 02:28 (one year ago) link

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