Quitting eating, any tips?

I like bread and cake and steaks. :(

COCAINE COFFEE AND CIGARETTES AND DIET COKE

This way madness lies.

okay but yes some people do really well with the bread and cakes and steaks, i'm sure

oh hey there should be a place like pies n' thighs called cakes n' steaks!!!

Yeah, the grass-fed beef IS amazing.I will eat a bite on occasion. But red meat is bad for arthritic inflammation.

As I have boringly droned on about elsewhere.

cakes & steaks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI4jj-vPkuA

oh hey lookit that - but there's room in the world for another one, esp with the 'n part instead of boring 'and'
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i haven't even looked for grass-fed beef - i hear bison is grass-fed but i haven't looked for that either. another good thing abt not eating convenience junk foods is that when you don't buy them you have more money to spend on expensive yuppie foods like bison aw yeah

COCAINE COFFEE AND CIGARETTES AND DIET COKE + HEART BREAK = SEXYTOWN USA

AMERCIAN DREAMS

http://members.aol.com/ondinemonet/images/automat%20edward%20hopper.jpg

what's that one called, k?

I ain't Kenan, but that's Hopper's 'Automat'

lonely, lonely automat

I did my gap year of vodka + cigarettes + caffeine already: lost 30 lbs and slept A LOT and my friends had to intervene to feed me. Also I learned that when I have run out of body fat to hate (because I'm starving), I will instead hate my skeleton for not being narrower. THAT is the way madness lies.

LETTUCE AND MEATS AND OLIVE OILS AND TOMATOES AND BLUEBERRIES AND SWIMMING AND FRIENDS AND DRIVING 10 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT AND ZEPPELIN AND SABBATH YYYYEEEAAAAAH

not eating is the worst thing you could do

stop eating crap processed food, how's that?

it is like whatever works for you really

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yes not eating is not good

You don't have to stop eating, just throw everything up afterwards.

U WILL MISS THE DELICIOUSNESS BELIEVE ME

it's really not that hard to make healthy eating decision

self control + will power + some exercise really goes a long way

i know i already called you all lazy fucks in another thread today already but yeah

in all seriousness avoiding crappy processed foods in excellent advice.

has anyone else noticed that the urge to overeat is greatly reduced when eating good food. not necessarily like health food just tasty well prepared food.

wait self control + will power?

AKSING TOOO MUCH

It's true! I've dropped maybe two sizes since winter just by bringing my brek + lunch to the office from home. It forces me to cook (and saves money) and makes me look forward to eating my own awesome handiwork much more than when lunch was pizza. Not to harsh pizza, because y'know it's PIZZA...but. And also I <3 <3 <3 my bike(s) for keeping me outside and occupied and getting me places FAST.

seriously when i see someone eating fritos and reeses peanut butter cups for breakfast (as i did today) i want to slap them

Drumming does not burn as many calories as people think.

not if you are playing correctly--shouldn't be much movement at all!

sex on the other hand...

yeah, sometimes I like to change hands, too.

Sex and then brunch? Or brunch first, THEN sex? Hmmmmmmmmm.....

depends what yr eating

depends on how hungover

"No fries after 25"

Actually strike my last, nobody wants to be around me when my blood sugar starts plummeting.

that's where cocaine comes in

No, that was the night before.

cocaine is tricky. it increases the need to drink, so there's beer calories, plus "suicide tuesday" often finds one seeking comfort food.
crystal meth might be the better choice.

uma thurman eats naked to keep the pounds off.

plus "suicide tuesday" often finds one seeking comfort food.

ugh. so otm.

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I think you're better off with crack. Less skin issues.

well you cant just be a weekend warrior you can to really commit to the cocaine

can have

whatever you do, dont look at this gif: http://piesandthighs.com/images/steve_smoker.gif

That looks incredible...

This drug talk is making me sick to my stomach. The smoking meats was a good ancedote.

Buh, anyone who has worked in a grocery is going to hate me, but how I got to stop BUYING ricockulous snacks was: I would carry it around with me in the store and then stuff it somewhere it didn't belong. "This bag of miniature Almond Joys does not belong next to the barbecue sauce and mustard! Hahaha, SOMEONE is going to think this is the craaaaziest grocery store ever!" (Well, it wasn't so much about the toddler-level of comic sophistication as I got to ditch the item as impulsively as I picked it up, which is equally fun in its own way. For me.)

that makes a lot of sense to me

Back when I cared more and was committed to losing weight and also working out in every spare moment of my free time, I ate a low fat (never more than 25%) diet w/no convenience/snack foods every day except Fridays. On Fridays, I got to indulge the food fantasy I'd been having all week - chocolate or barbeque or crispy duck w/ plum sauce or cheesecake. Then it was back to beans and salads and lowfat plain yoghurt on baked potatoes. It worked for me for as long as I needed it to.

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