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God, the Knicks unloaded Patrick in time didn't they? Fuck, I blame
him more for not winning them a championship than for where he put
his schlong. (OK, it was Starks who lost them the championship, but
he was always a chump and I never liked Starks anyway).
Besides, everyone knows that Anthony Mason was the real
freak on that Knicks team!
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Last basketball comment, take 2:
No, no, no. Patrick is just a dupe. Blame the stupid Knicks for not
giving him a good team to surround his hook-shankin' ass. Marc
Jackson could pass. Um. Bernard King blew out his knee 95 times a
season. Charles Oakley had a nice fade once upon a time. And Rick
Pitino was a coach for two years - guaranteed failure. By the time
they had a decent team, Ewing was a card-carrying member of the
Walking Wounded, and, of course, everyone saw Starks shooting. I
think he's still shooting, actually. If you walk into MSG late @
night, and stay perfectly still, you can still hear the sound of the
ball drawing iron and rolling up & behind the backboard.
Please note that I loathe the NBA, because they managed to gut men's
collegiate basketball (AKA the greatest sport ever), thereby causing
both to suck in great quantities. (Well, OK - college basketball can
NEVER suck as much as the NBA. But, you know, if dumbasses like
Victor Page & Scotty Thurmond STAYED IN SCHOOL, and high school kids
realized that Kobe Bryant & Tracy McGrady are EXECPTIONS TO THE RULE,
then we might not have The Sporting News sending reporters to podunk
rec centers in Moodus looking for 10 year olds standing 5'6" with
great footwork and a killer shot, and the NBA wouldn't be coughing up
80-67 games every damn day, and Duke might have some competition once
in a blue moon.)
How's that for a mutation?
― David Raposa, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
fifteen years pass...
one year passes...
overly eyeshadowed Asian arrive
― calstars, Sunday, December 17, 2017 12:33 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
asa akira?
― infinity (∞), Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
one family friendly story is about the cecil in vancouver canada
its funny the word legendary is always thrown around but i have to admit it truly was legendary
all types of people wld go, from artists to businessmen to scientists
it was like a modern day pantheon except you know women got naked
but they didnt just strip
the cecil women were probably the only ones who actually had showmanship
so one night a buddy and i had finished watching a country folk band play at the railway club (rip btw another good one gone, what are you doing to yourself vancouver. anyway) and it was about 12am i believe
this was back in the days when vancouvers nightlife was worse than it is now (if you think its bad now) so we took a cab over to the cecil and of course h311z 4ng31z were there
i had a little knapsack and they had a quick look inside and made me leave my id with them but my buddy got held back
they didnt want to let him in. this place actually filmed and wld take photos of its visitors bc h.a. had already taken over this scene (killed a bunch of ppl etc)
apparently they mistook him with somebody else and they interrogated him for about 45 minutes. all of this unbeknownst to me because they took him in the back so fast i didnt even have time to see where hed gone
anyway i see him come out laughing and im like man did they cavity search you or what
at that time this stripper lets call her raine started drizzling gasoline all over the stage and i thought we were all gonna die that night and my buddy is just laughing
she brings this hula hoop and starts doing her thing and lights the stage on fire. it was amazing
she grabs some type of long baton and starts doing these crazy acrobatic moves while the end of it was on fire
she rolls her self all over this small stage and im thinking how does she not burn herself. there was no actual pole so she did these weird fast yoga moves and started swinging the firey baton around her body
i thought shed burn her pubes off
as the fire started slowy subsiding she started with the more erotic moves but stopped barely teasing the audience, keeping it less sexual and just pure cirque du soleil goodness
i think i paid $15 to get in and got this crazy good show. i was stunned to say the least
― infinity (∞), Sunday, 17 December 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
two months pass...