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Even though I knew it was going to be weed, when that pic started downloading I was like "ahhh tarantula!"

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

man ian i would be all up in yr seder! do it!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

passover greetings from aunt had this cheery news:

cousin's wife has cervical cancer & had to have hysterectomy.

― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw a passover e-greeting with a dancing, jazz-handed star of david smiley face, wtf

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit i love me some seders

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

mostly because i spent a lot of time as gentile-best-friend, but also because all my jewy friends in college would organize these blowout seders with much food and wine

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

D: inedible passover food at work

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, wahtevs, passover-themed lunch in work caf yesterday including sheets of matzoh, but cooked in unkosher kitchen so wtf anyway??

― Laurel, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, just convert already!

― Jordan, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

no shit, ffs lady

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually thought about converting the other day

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i've had my fill of "secular" seders. there are never enough hagaddahs, the gentile participants ask questions that "cultural" jews don't know the answer to, and no one knows how the prayers/songs actually go except for the one neurotic semiobservant person who organized things.

I've learned to keep schtum mostly at seder. As of late, my ashkenazi gf and I have been going to a Moroccan Jewish seder - much, much better food.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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― and what, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

my ashkenazi gf and I have been going to a Moroccan Jewish seder - much, much better food.

daets

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i would go to all those moroccan jew seders

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, I don't like swimming so much that I need to take on the mikvah twice a month or whatevs. Plus, family purity law? Any kind of purity? Or law? Have we met?

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

don't worry, We don't want you.

― ian, Thursday, 5 April 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, just convert to lapsed judaism.

― get bent, Thursday, 5 April 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's okay, Ian, I know you have to ritually reject my conversion pleas the first three times. We can still be friends.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

take on the mikvah twice a month or whatevs

I didn't even know about that shit!

― Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Living water is some craziness, it's true!

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

My Jewish coworker called it a "minyan". Uh, no.

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT JEWWY ENOUGH

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

A minyan is something else. It involves ten dudes (brojobs?).

― Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

today we had a meeting/training thing and with the easter cookies there were also chocolate dipped matzohs! it was tasty but i bet not kosher since on a tray with other not kosher items. also, was the dipping done in a kosher place? hmm.

anyway, then my sister told me she was making matzoh bark! chocolate with nuts and dried cherries. now i want more matzohs! also geflite fish (weird i know).

http://xs314.xs.to/xs314/07145/vanillabark.JPG

― tehresa, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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