why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

LITTLE DID THEY KNOW i'm actually just a white person with dreads

she runs her own dreadlock business.

yes, dreadlock business.

wait seriously?

i'm 100% serious

wtftftftftf

What does is mean to run a dreadlock business? She sells dreadlocks? She comes to your house and gives you dreadlocks? She cares for people's dreadlocks? What? WHAT?

hires them out for bar mitzvahs

how do you make a business out of that lol xp

Step 1: spit without missing your palm

i think she comes round and gives you dreadlocks, yes.

(wondering about how one could start a herpes business now)

philip, the guy in that drawing looks disturbingly too much like Kevin Smith ...

o_O

That's the Marvel comics version of Hercules! (sorry if that's been covered already, haven't made it all the way down the thread yet)

o wait till you do, DJP. Wait till you do.

i say namaste because... of yoga class

my favourite this week:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/313175_262695080513427_1889542872_n.jpg

don't tage me, bro!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/562664_373758206027503_1590593206_n.jpg

I REST MY CASE

all scientists are like, "welp...."*kicks feet up* my job here is done."

nigella lawson is fine, your argument is invalid

I just want to be beautiful... like Nigella... *bites into a stick of butter salted with tears*

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/616662_423804997657556_1851341288_o.jpg

Local music/comedy duo posted this a couple of weeks ago.

they look like the platonic ideal of a local music/comedy duo

They're okay. One of them's a mate of mine.

i made one

http://s8.postimage.org/oquqh7311/inspirations610.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/190127_10151014929508460_170410332_n.jpg

plz replace "Regret." with "Wolves."

regret wolves

sh@kedown: masterful

This is just… So many levels… I don't even:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427475_10151978632205023_262286368_n.jpg

What's that saying exactly?

stay in school

That's only true if only 2% turn up to vote, including all of the "one-per-cent"

can i ask a dumb question? how do you actually make these?

paste a picture into MS paint or yr pirated copy of photoshop, add some text in a froofy free font you got from somewhere

It was only a matter of time before my sister's wall bore fruit:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424323_3937661691687_1212544136_n.jpg

DISCLOSURE: in the '90s I wrote a feature on drug testing at work and all the people quoted in it were my sister's burnout friends talking about how much golden seal they were drinking before piss tests.

i bought one of those "blocker" mix drinks at a head shop in college for a summer job, and um...well...it was effective

www.CBSQualityCars.com

oh god, I wish I got a picture, there was a shop in duluth that had on different windows:

URINE
CLEANERS

ADULT
TOYS

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388147_3512775739547_1970014395_n.jpg

I responded: "pretty sure this is patently untrue"

"when my arms fell off, I realized it was, in fact, my body telling me to stop"

going to challenge the poster to do 800 push-ups right now

mh, I wish you'd got a picture too :(

My sister is totally projecting her white whine-drinking shit onto a straw man, as usual. I assume most welfare recipients don't steal money from a parent to spend on pull tabs.

I have had this amazing tendency in the last six months to burst into political rants after going out with friends and having beers. The most recent included:
- A friend and I explaining why drug testing to get unemployment benefits is ridiculous
- Sternly explaining that voter identification laws are a solution for a problem that does not exist
- Ranting and mocking two random dudes on a patio at 3AM for not understanding healthcare

I mention this here, because it's 90% of why I should not have beers then view this thread because I end up yelling at the computer.

Nobody should have to pee into a cup/give up their civil liberties because someone with the power to withhold money or opportunities wants them to. It's just dehumanising for all.

I ended up responding to the post with a variation on the above and it didn't take long for sister's friends to swarm in and 'like' it. Luckily 'welfare people are bad' is not a theme often visited by people in my timeline. There's the Prince impersonator classmate who's a little too InfoWars on occasion but his friends are going to get him off the ceiling eventually.

i actually agree w/ argument that it's unfair welfare recipients don't get drug tested while employed ppl sometimes do, but from the other side where i think no one should be drug tested, including employed ppl, and that drugs should more or less be decriminalized. what's it called when u agree w/ argument but disagree w/ conclusion?

life

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