the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

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tell us more about how you won't release your tax returns Mitt! Genius strategy there!

Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

people are corporations, my friend

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

hmmm, corporations are people, but people are not corporations

so this is like the a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square thing, i see

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

i know it's obvious and it doesn't really add anything here, but mitt romney really is a despicable asshole

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

he is obvious and he doesn't really add anything

, Blogger (schlump), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

he shows it more unconsciously than....

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

As they say on the blogs, reality check:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jabmky1BT38

"An organization I can't name..."

clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/whoathere.jpg

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

disgusting

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

whose idea was it to put lipstick on a pig?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Steve Schmidt, I think

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

Srsly though what a forever blossoming asshole

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

Haha. He almost choked on his own self-importance there at the end.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Truthfully, Morris's reading--or maybe his top-secret organization's reading--of the situation today didn't seem all that outrageous. He basically says Romney's got about 230 electoral votes, and then names a bunch of states where he's within 2-3 points. Overstated, but not delusional. The crazy part is that from there he's got Romney winning every last one of them and ending up somewhere near Obama's 2008 total.

clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

he's nuts

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

There might be a good DIY YouTube in there, splicing Morris into the I-don't-want-to-be-Mr.-Pink scene from Reservoir Dogs.

clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

nate silver has obama winning at around 70%, which seems like a lot (and from a historical perspective probably is) but 30% chance of romney presidency is kinda obscenely high!

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

like that's a little less than rolling a 1 or 2 on a 6-sided die, which, you know, happens a lot!

Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

That TPM Polltracker thing has Romney at 191 if you assume he wins Indiana and Tennessee. Just to get to that 228 figure, he'd have to win states like Nevada and Michigan where they've got Obama ahead by more than five points.

timellison, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry Wisconsin, not Michigan.

timellison, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

As long as he holds onto the rest of the states he won in 2008, Obama can lose NH, OH, VA, NC, FL, and CO and still win.

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

70% is pretty blessed for a guy whose solution for a financial meltdown was an economic team that made it happen.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.

Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.

goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

amazing
cannot believe they did that w/a real story!

, Blogger (schlump), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

they still got it

goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

hmmm, corporations are people, but people are not corporations

so this is like the a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square thing, i see

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, August 9, 2012 3:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*nods*

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

the U.S. populace

dead giveaway -- should have been 'the american people'

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Romney Faces Pressure From Right to Put Ryan on Ticket

lol go for it. lets talk about his fucked up mythical budget fueled by tax cuts for rich people, increases for poor people, ponies and dreams.

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

it's been working out so well tho!

hologram sticker of Ken Griffey Jr. at Denny's (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

afaic tax the fuck out of ponies

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

they're not ponies, they're road eapple creators

hologram sticker of Ken Griffey Jr. at Denny's (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

will lead to a cost increase in pony meat pizza tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

There is no U.S. market for the human consumption of horse meat. But it is seen as a delicacy overseas, especially in some European and Asian countries. In addition, horse meat has been used in the U.S. to feed zoo animals, because it's a good source of protein.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

I think I would like a hat made out of a pony's face

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

somewhere in wisconsin Ed Gein's distant relative toils in his forebear's shadow, making you that hat

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

I looked up "pony hat" on Google and would like to formally retract my request, they've all been MLPed to death ;_;

except this dude:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3596/5843053799_eeee2daa90.jpg

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

now that's something

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

dang

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha i was like what, they've been mary-louise parkered to death?

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

Mary-Louise Pony

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

i'm matthew broderick, and i disapprove of this message

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

Jim Greer, the Florida GOP guy who ratted out the state party's voter suppression efforts actually went on Al Sharpton's show today and laid out his whole testimonial again. Guy is a bit of a hero imo.

timellison, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

Obama campaign: Governor Romney "let people stay on welfare for an indefinite period," and gave the "free cars"! The horror!

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/09/obama_channels_reagan_on_welfare_salpart/

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Saw the Romney welfare ad on tv last night and a Karl Rove anti-Obama one and a Rove anti-Tim Kaine one(democrat candidate for Senator in Virginia) one. Aaaargh! I need to stop watching network coverage of the Olympics.

curmudgeon, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

x-post - that plus the pro-coal message and the various other items on the list means I'm gonna be holding my nose very tightly while voting in November

curmudgeon, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

I would think libs ran out of nose-holding fingers about a year and a half ago.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

There is no U.S. market for the human consumption of horse meat. But it is seen as a delicacy overseas, especially in some European and Asian countries. In addition, horse meat has been used in the U.S. to feed zoo animals, because it's a good source of protein.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 9, 2012 5:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude, pony meat

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

so Macaca guy is going to be back i presume.

it's smdh time in America (will), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

(as in back in the Senate)

it's smdh time in America (will), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link


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