Post the funniest slam another ILXer has made about you

Oh, you card, snoball.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 6:05 PM (4 years ago)

(it's the italics that make it)

In my mid-teens I wanted to be a stand up comedian, but I settled for being an unemployable loser instead.

-- snoball, Saturday, May 17, 2008 4:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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you made the correct choice

― sunny successor, Monday, May 19, 2008 3:56 PM (4 years ago)

horseshoe: I said something about liking fat cats. TWU posted that all fat cats are miserable and sad and doomed to die. I said that was nonsense.

oh for god's sake

ikr

fuck fat cats

THANKS SNOBALL

― G00blar, Saturday, May 24, 2008 9:38 PM (4 years ago)

(capital letters are more sarcastic)

NB <3 horseshoe but will never forgive dickens for not editing to half the size once the things were published as novels and he wasn't getting paid by the page

I want Jeff to post the one where VegemiteGrrl called him a clip show.

he wasn't getting paid by the page

― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, August 17, 2012 1:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a canard and u are better than it!!!

oh c'mon horseshoe

well why were they so long!

ok maybe a dickens book isn't so long once u have read the man without qualities but at 14/15 they were a damn chore at school

Snoop Dogg has probably smoked more weed than anybody.

-- snoball, Sunday, 18 November 2007 15:03 (2 hours ago) Link

oh word

-- Wrinklepaws, Sunday, 18 November 2007 15:14 (2 hours ago) Link

― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Friday, August 17, 2012 10:10 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so funny

Nakh!

hello :)

i mean it's technically true that he got paid by the installment but whatever! i get sick of that being used to dismiss his work. do you think the dvd collection of the sopranos or whichever tv show meets with your approval should cut out the middle 10 episodes of each season? in conclusion, you come on, Mr. Que!

i love things to happen in installments tbf i wish all the dickens novels never ended and we could all cheat death etc.

so just the 2 most vocal and frequent posters supporting that opinion aren't native English speakers. maybe you guys are giving your crew a bad name tbh.

― oh boy, luriqua's house! that's where M.I.A.'s dyking! (some dude), Friday, April 30, 2010 10:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

p hilarie in retrospect

oh i don't think it reflects badly on him that he got paid, i respect getting paid, but i prefer the sopranos' 'hey look another fat guido got out of jail this season who knew' version of padding than the dickens 'kindly rachitic olde mrs crumplegrough tends to her cottage garden of misbegotten marrows' dickensian version of padding

haha

fair but have you read david copperfield? i mean, i wish that one were even longer somehow.

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh David Copperfield goes on forever

i wish

I haven't been able to find anything really funny, but there was one point in 2010 or 2011 when Matt P. said something mean to me. I can't remember it specifically or find it, but it was just a quick one-off like "you really are the worst person on ilx" or something. I had never even noticed Matt P. as a poster up to that point and thought it was totally hilarious that I was being called out by some guy I had never heard of.

"Anyway, if I really like a song it's because I think it's a really good one, and people who don't are just mistaken. I don't think anyone should experience guilt or shame for liking a song unless it's one by Creed, so Mr. Michael Bourke you can just fuck on off."

not really funny i guess

this one was really good, and it was the only award i won fairly and squarely in 2011 <3

now jon i know you think 'sort of skim this thread' but here is a lesson in reading comprehension 4 u - the first usage of 'countries be growin' is by my mans drugs a money, who was bless his heart generally defending me, except that hes not thrilled w/my countries be growin response which im taking to mean he thinks my treatment of the importance of the mexican economy was somewhat dismissive in the context of all the violence, like i was saying 'its ndb dudes the economy is growin' which of course i was not at all saying - then you can see he asks la lechera, winner of the 2011 thread scold award, if she thinks hes being flippant to which she replies 'nonono' - now if she were doing the exact opposite of endorsing the quote this wouldve been a good time to mention that she thought the quote was in fact, flippant, which it is, but instead she said no three times which does to me make her subsequent quoting of it look a lot more like an endorsement, particularly since its in line w/her general sentiment in this thread, which is that peoples opinions on this topic that are not her own are frivolous

― ice cr?m, Monday, October 3, 2011 2:37 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

flippant

Curt1s Stephens wrote this on thread Resource for meme early adopters on board I Rate Everything on Apr 12, 2008

1. djmartian
2. DJ Mencap
∞. deej

^^^ irl lols @ this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this...I love it.

aerosmith = hero

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying over here

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hooooly shit

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 this

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah dying

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tis a beauty

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aww

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brilliant

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee hee

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cat otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*applause*

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)

― lag∞n, Monday, April 9, 2012 2:42 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Admittedly I was mortified at the time but this was p awesome

ah catalog zings

so much copying and pasting

underrated level of committment to making such a zing, imo

rtc is really good at this, also sort of terrifying

― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know, he zung me something fierce once in bygone days but i'll never find it now

it's meditative iirc xp

"zung"

hahaha that ice cream one

rtc is really good at this, also sort of terrifying

― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago)

i know, he zung me something fierce once in bygone days but i'll never find it now

― goole, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (5 seconds ago)

"pilot jones" and "crack rock" remind me of sly stone circa riot, same kind of blurry, detached sadness and beauty, like it's too painful to lift a finger, but the memory of happier times keeps bleeding through. not a sound/vibe i encounter much in contemporary music. kills me.

― contenderizer, Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only

― r|t|c, Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:05 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

+2 hipster points to sarahel for casually dropping that she lives in a poorer neighborhood

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:34 AM (9 months ago)

going through zing thread. another good one:

Part 3...

[insanely long post about chromatics album goes here]

― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, April 23, 2012 2:53 PM

could you elaborate

― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM

it's just that i can easily imagine Whiney keeping a running tabulation of everyone's hipster points

thanks for explaining

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/heidi-the-cross-eyed-opossum.jpg

pictured: Mr. Que

thanks for revealing to the world what i look like

you only look like that when reading my posts

what do other people look like when reading your posts

Mr. Que, you are adorable. please live with me.

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