Post the funniest slam another ILXer has made about you

i wish

I haven't been able to find anything really funny, but there was one point in 2010 or 2011 when Matt P. said something mean to me. I can't remember it specifically or find it, but it was just a quick one-off like "you really are the worst person on ilx" or something. I had never even noticed Matt P. as a poster up to that point and thought it was totally hilarious that I was being called out by some guy I had never heard of.

"Anyway, if I really like a song it's because I think it's a really good one, and people who don't are just mistaken. I don't think anyone should experience guilt or shame for liking a song unless it's one by Creed, so Mr. Michael Bourke you can just fuck on off."

not really funny i guess

this one was really good, and it was the only award i won fairly and squarely in 2011 <3

now jon i know you think 'sort of skim this thread' but here is a lesson in reading comprehension 4 u - the first usage of 'countries be growin' is by my mans drugs a money, who was bless his heart generally defending me, except that hes not thrilled w/my countries be growin response which im taking to mean he thinks my treatment of the importance of the mexican economy was somewhat dismissive in the context of all the violence, like i was saying 'its ndb dudes the economy is growin' which of course i was not at all saying - then you can see he asks la lechera, winner of the 2011 thread scold award, if she thinks hes being flippant to which she replies 'nonono' - now if she were doing the exact opposite of endorsing the quote this wouldve been a good time to mention that she thought the quote was in fact, flippant, which it is, but instead she said no three times which does to me make her subsequent quoting of it look a lot more like an endorsement, particularly since its in line w/her general sentiment in this thread, which is that peoples opinions on this topic that are not her own are frivolous

― ice cr?m, Monday, October 3, 2011 2:37 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

flippant

Curt1s Stephens wrote this on thread Resource for meme early adopters on board I Rate Everything on Apr 12, 2008

1. djmartian
2. DJ Mencap
∞. deej

^^^ irl lols @ this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this...I love it.

aerosmith = hero

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying over here

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hooooly shit

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 this

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah dying

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tis a beauty

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aww

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brilliant

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee hee

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cat otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*applause*

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)

― lag∞n, Monday, April 9, 2012 2:42 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Admittedly I was mortified at the time but this was p awesome

ah catalog zings

so much copying and pasting

underrated level of committment to making such a zing, imo

rtc is really good at this, also sort of terrifying

― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know, he zung me something fierce once in bygone days but i'll never find it now

it's meditative iirc xp

"zung"

hahaha that ice cream one

rtc is really good at this, also sort of terrifying

― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago)

i know, he zung me something fierce once in bygone days but i'll never find it now

― goole, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (5 seconds ago)

"pilot jones" and "crack rock" remind me of sly stone circa riot, same kind of blurry, detached sadness and beauty, like it's too painful to lift a finger, but the memory of happier times keeps bleeding through. not a sound/vibe i encounter much in contemporary music. kills me.

― contenderizer, Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only

― r|t|c, Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:05 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

+2 hipster points to sarahel for casually dropping that she lives in a poorer neighborhood

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:34 AM (9 months ago)

going through zing thread. another good one:

Part 3...

[insanely long post about chromatics album goes here]

― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, April 23, 2012 2:53 PM

could you elaborate

― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM

it's just that i can easily imagine Whiney keeping a running tabulation of everyone's hipster points

thanks for explaining

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/heidi-the-cross-eyed-opossum.jpg

pictured: Mr. Que

thanks for revealing to the world what i look like

you only look like that when reading my posts

what do other people look like when reading your posts

Mr. Que, you are adorable. please live with me.

Post the Best Thing Another ILXer has said about you

I've been slammed plenty but I don't recall anything more than chuckleworthy but then...

I will leave it to others to decide which were their best zings against me and post them here. I am too senile to recall them on my own.

Michael White has been called... "a rolling barrel of man-bosoms, a mass of microbial uncleanliness, a simpering pollution on the face of god, and a spineless, faceless, piss-toping, untemperate nitwit."

Never forget.

It felt like a weird unexplained hole.

― Choogle Image Search (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you feel like a weird unexplained hole

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Casting Call for ILX: THE MOVIE

Never forget

That's merely descriptive, though

I'm in not un -temperate, though

I'm pretty sure Calum called me something heartwarming at some point.

still sad I wasn't cast in that movie

omg omar you do not look like bob balaban but I lol'd

I was just reading the Breaking Bad thread -- I'm only caught up through S4 E1, so no spoilers! -- and had to lol at this:

Written by David Segal, hm - I wonder if that's the same Dave Segal who used to post on ILM (and cheerfully threatened to murder my entire family)?

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha, I remember that! I believe I said something nasty about Echo & the Bunnymen and he took offense. Later I grew to kinda like them (and not just for self-preservation)

Idk if ive ever been slammed on ilx :-(

in my first week or two ethan said i had a "very metallic ass."

in time we became friends.

tho i was always self conscious when polishing myself from there on out

Being called a "frat-house/school playground bully" was funny but I don't even know who to thank since it was back in the day when people could still post anon.

it was me, nicole. it's been nagging at me for years.

it wasn't

I still feel like I should now bully you in some way.

this is only one i can remember. pretty polite though.

At the risk of getting on his shit-list, I want to register my disgust with the opening of Scott Seward's Marah review. I'm not interested in defending Nick Hornby or Marah, but I don't think this level of insult, which I don't even find humorous--more like a bad day on ILM, belongs in even a weekly's music section.
― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, June 29, 2004 10:55 PM (8 years ago)

plus, it was worth it just for the thread title:

"Nick Hornby is full of shit. Actually, this is unfair to shit. At least life grows from shit." WTF?

go to hell, troll bitch from jersey.
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, January 30, 2004 8:53 PM (8 years ago)

Troll bitch from jersey would be such a great name for a song.

i googled "troll bitch from jersey" and the only other thing to come up was a dlisted post about jersey shore.

i figure there have to be some good ones out there but right now all i can think of is that thread where some guy said he was "making cards" for me, blount, and ethan.

how would we rank terius' singles as lead artist, then?

was going to put this on al's poll thread but thought he might not appreciate yet more terius talk there, and there aren't really enough to merit a thread of their own. thought it might be interesting though as terius' singles don't tend to be the most talked-about of his songs, and are def his most "generic"...anyway i go:

my love
shawty is da shit
sweat it out
i luv your girl
rockin' that shit
let me see the booty
walkin' on the moon
make-up bag
love king
falsetto

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

falsetto
rockin that shit
sweat it out
shawty is da shit
i luv ur girl
my love
make-up bag
let me see the booty
love king
walkin' on the moon

― s&m: sex and masturbating (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rockin' that shit
shawty is da shit
sweat it out
love king
walkin' on the moon
i luv your girl
my love
let me see the booty
make-up bag
falsetto

― deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i also suspected all of our lists would be completely different

well, so far "sweat it out" has a consensus bronze medal

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:50 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

makes a kind of sense -- it's obviously great but chartwise a very minor hit that didn't have a video so noone feels quite right about putting it in first or second place

― deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex i love you but saying "my love" is the best terius single is just

― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shawty is da shit
falsetto
i luv your girl
sweat it out
my love
rockin that shit
let me see the booty
love king
walkin' on the moon
make-up bag

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

anyway i'll rank these as singles and not necessarily as songs or parts of albums

"shawty is da shit!" > "rockin that shit" > "sweat it out" > "falsetto" >>> "love king" > "i luv your girl" = "my love" = "walkin on the moon" >> "make up bag"

― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

altho i feel reasonably comfortable saying "shawty is da shit!" is his my favorite song of his

― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:58 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think i'd ever have guessed that "my love" would become my fav terius single at the time, but it actually inspired this bump - it's probably the dream song-in-isolation i drift back to most regularly, i kind of feel i know every nook and cranny of it by heart

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 2:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shawty is da shit
i luv your girl
sweat it out
falsetto
rockin' that shit
walkin' on the moon
make-up bag
my love
love king
let me see the booty

― sister soulja boy (The Reverend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shawty is da shit
rockin' that shit
falsetto
sweat it out
my love
i luv your girl
make-up bag
let me see the booty
love king
walkin' on the moon

― Tim F, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:42 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously how do you crazy bastards keep having this discussion!!

http://imgur.com/VCmNa.gif

― r|t|c, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:51 PM (1 year ago)