why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=470313999653586&set=a.194724580545864.46567.107699875915002&type=1&ref=nf

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/542547_470313999653586_1601318333_n.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484465_10152054980390565_714263916_n.jpg

aw man

awwwwwww man

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man

haha am I lame for liking those last two?

Er, the rage one anyway

but tom morello you just stepped out of a golf cart

the actual machine that your music has been raging against for two decades

Pussy riot one should be reversed to make the joke work, so it's like "Pussy Riot -> Pussy"

TBH when I started reading the Tom Morello one I at first thought I was reading an Onion article :/

I mean: "Don't mistake me, Paul Ryan has clearly got a lot of "rage" in him!"

for real

whole lotta

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582706_317372405026558_1301321666_n.jpg

"...and when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's classical Newtonian mechanics."

http://i.imgur.com/BjkMy.jpg

gross

"...and when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's classical Newtonian mechanics."

lolll

so what's the diff between this thread and the current fb status updates thread? this thread is for image macro saying memes?

Yes.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405341_342913505792926_20781177_n.jpg

lol

http://i47.tinypic.com/4lg8qc.jpg

what the fuck

http://i45.tinypic.com/dy14eb.jpg

the third ellipse is a heart xxl

xxp ahem

what the fuck

― horseshoe, Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YES i'm a woman. i can't actually read. my math skills are poor. i'm prone to public bouts of raving emotional hysteria. and yet in private i am so much worse believe me. the events of my life take place during the intervals between me putting something in a microwave or taking something out of a microwave. nobody listens to me. i just wish someone would touch me. yes, i'm a woman! re-post if you're proud to be one, come on ladies...(o)(o)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/StNEB9rWIiI/AAAAAAAAmVw/MEPqLs7Y278/s400/muriel

xp "I'm a woman. I actually have a personality disorder, but I prefer to explain away my irritating emotional problems by blaming it on my gender. Repost this if you're as much in denial as I am."

why would something that appears to be clipped out of a (really weird) newspaper ask you to 're-post' it at the bottom?

That fat crying one dayo posted has me in hysterics.

xp The heart gets me--you know that it just had to be on the handwritten original, if there was one. (If not there, they'd be on top of the 'i's instead of dots.)

I love that whole I LISTEN EVEN THO NO ONE LISTENS TO MEEE AND I CARE EVEN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT MEEEE christ its my MOTHER.

my mom is smart as hell and would never put up with that shit

as a male am i supposed to just stare at the microwave until it's done

YES

Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.

do you have some weird piece of food in there that you've just been punishing every time you need to time something

Itd explain the smell, certainly.

they're starting to make other kinds of timers. i even saw a portable one in an airplane catalog. it goes on your arm!

^ unnecessary sarcasm. ignore.

thanks for ruining the party.

Steamed Asparagus

Wash and trim asparagus
Wrap in wet paper towel and place in microwave safe plate.
Microwave for 3-4 minutes.
Use that time in whatever way you see fit.

I guess my point is that microwaves are great.

Also, you don't have to heat up the entire oven just for one or two potatoes.

Oh man, when my wife taught me about microwaving potatoes it was a life-changing moment.

Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.

http://www.nestle.com/Common/NestleImages/PublishingImages/Brands/Culinary/hotpockets_detail.jpg

who wants a pizza roll, email me if you want a pizza roll

my mom swears by the microwave for cooking bacon and corn on the cob