why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

thanks for ruining the party.

Steamed Asparagus

Wash and trim asparagus
Wrap in wet paper towel and place in microwave safe plate.
Microwave for 3-4 minutes.
Use that time in whatever way you see fit.

I guess my point is that microwaves are great.

Also, you don't have to heat up the entire oven just for one or two potatoes.

Oh man, when my wife taught me about microwaving potatoes it was a life-changing moment.

Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.

http://www.nestle.com/Common/NestleImages/PublishingImages/Brands/Culinary/hotpockets_detail.jpg

who wants a pizza roll, email me if you want a pizza roll

my mom swears by the microwave for cooking bacon and corn on the cob

a friend posted this and she never posts pictures-with-words-on-them. i think it's deserving of an exception

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8433/7816500088_c1fb71e1a4_o.jpg

drinking is unladylike imho

Is that tattoo real

get a tat moran!

who is that moran? must be a brit.

she is, she wrote a book abt feminism

seems like this inspirational quote macro trend is on the wane ime fwiw

with the election looming the macro trend for political stuff is just gonna get worse tho imo

i really do not think that is a real tattoo, no. that it's on there qualifies that pic+words for this thread and a minor eye-roll.

god i hope this trend is on the wane

i only found one today

lol, like fleas

ha the infestation is 95% controlled

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387054_457214630977056_308942671_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427013_10150968264610738_287641536_n.jpg

really really skeptical of this one:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581096_457252967639889_1374721854_n.jpg

now THIS one i like

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376770_10152024783505015_1831380758_n.jpg

Thomas Spencer Monson (born August 21, 1927) is an American religious leader and author, and the 16th and current President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). As president, Monson is considered by adherents of the religion to be a "prophet, seer, and revelator" of God's will on earth. A printer by trade, Monson has spent most of his life engaged in various church leadership positions and in public service.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_S._Monson

laundry revelation

is jesus john oates?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/DaVinciCode.jpg/200px-DaVinciCode.jpg

http://www.holygrail-church.fsnet.co.uk/The%20Illuminati_files/image007.jpg

the ones that explicitly say "click 'share'" or "re-post this" are so weird to me, like you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on, as if you're gonna make commission off it or some shit

Share if you don't like child abuse. Share if you know someone with depression. No. Fuck you.

The ones which say 'like if you agree, comment if you disagree!' are the worst. As if the one which requires less effort is ever not going to win.

"dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve!" I hate this shit, too. YOU ARE ALL SELFISH SCUM U DONT EVEN DESERVE A DAMN PET

share if you are full of hatred

buffandmaxsmonson

the ones that explicitly say "click 'share'" or "re-post this" are so weird to me, like you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on, as if you're gonna make commission off it or some shit

it's a holdover from the charity or politics (esp. lazy-protest-politics) mentality. ideas worth spreading! feelings that just need to be shared so that the problems of the world are solved! please, won't you just feel on people with me???

spread the awareness!

you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on

this is how u get tumblr points

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582179_10150969648941851_482579069_n.jpg

sigh

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582179_10150969648941851_482579069_n.jpg

you know it was a good day if that fucked up kid nathanial didn't give you rabies

EXCELSIOR

... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Barcelonah!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543620_10150891233206454_200243716_n.jpg

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KG/replace/Jim_Roche_-_04_-_Bubble_Blower.mp3

http://i.imgur.com/RarUK.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300886_482794371730635_711945992_n.jpg

Oh that is horrible.

the molester of the ants

i'm struggling to understand what kind of music's even being described here?