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I've been laboring under the delusion that my child's health is unimportant, this is giving me something to think about hm hm

I lol'd

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

High risk because of the blood pressure thing?

*tera, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

yes, and judged solely by her clinical BP results

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

'Sup.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Nice...welcome to the club!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

What?????

Jeff, Monday, 12 August 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

lol

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

HUH

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

duh

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Congrats and bestest wish!

cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Thank you! It is v. exciting.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

FOR REALSIES?? xp Could not possibly happen to a nicer person(s).

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

For real! Thank you! That is a nice thing to say!

Oh - Due December 24. We've been sitting on the announcement pending the ultrasound where they make sure everything is extant and in the expected places, which I had this morning.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

N/a otm and also yaaaaaaaaay

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

OMG SO EXCITING! Congrats, you will be one hell of a mama. I hope it is a giiiiiirl

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

I was being reasonable, really I just want to post "EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee!!!!!!" for the rest of the day.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

awesome :D

failed skirty tropes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

can ILX name it, please? I can start a poll.

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

We haven't settled on a name so I guess we're open to suggestions.

Welcome little Suggest Ban Agatha!

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Nedwina Winkyface Agatha

cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

Aw!

how's life, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

!!!!! Congrats !!!!!

just1n3, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

zomg this is so awesome!!!!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

please to name yr babby balmstain

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

Luscious Seduction Balmstain Agatha

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

oh damn! congratulations

joygoat, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

Thanks, jg. <3

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

congrats on your preliminary admission to the club
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sucka :)

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

What?????

― Jeff, Monday, August 12, 2013 10:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

congrats!!!!

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

lol @ jeff

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

I am still giggling at that.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!

*tera, Monday, 12 August 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link

Is it totally bizarro being preggo y/n

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link

quincie that still isn't spanish

congrats carl

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

to my credit, I managed to figure out the "are you pregnant or trying to get pregnant" boxes on the Spanish dental intake form, but only because I know the word "mujeres" from bathroom doors.

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

lol. also embarazadas from the subway right?

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

ha, you completely overestimate the transportation infrastructure of La Paz, much less La Ventana. I haven't been on a subway in a looooooooonog time

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Carl may I suggest to you a baby shower concept to which I was once introduced. You get mostly naked on a table and your girlfriends drape like paper mache on your boobs and belly. The it dries and you have a cast of. . . your boobs and belly. Which maybe you want to hang on the wall as "art," or maybe you want to use as a way to serve chips and two dips.

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

to answer your previous question, yeah, it's pretty weird. It's also kind of gross and uncomfortable. But it's also fun in a way that I can't quite articulate. Aside from being nauseated daily, sometimes all day, and finding 95% of all food completely revolting for the first... 20 weeks (I'm 20 weeks 6 days, so I am only now enjoying the part where food is this wonderful life affirming substance that I actually want to smell and put in my mouth and boy it took some restraint not to complain about that on the internet let me tell you) I've had a pretty easy time of it, though, plus we've been trying to do this forEVARRRR so I'm not complaining.

In response to your shower suggestion, no.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

that shower sounds o_O

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

I don't think that such things should be limited to pregnant women. I think birthday parties, retirement parties, housewarmings should all involve nude body-mold making and subsequent chip and dip service.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

Yeah but you really need the 8- or 9-month preggo belly if you want to do the chips plus two dips thing. My cast would be like a tray (for cheese, I guess?) and then like a cup that fits a handful of chips and a cup that fits like 1 cup of dip. Good preggo belly can do a whole bag of Tostitos.

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

Plus, y'know, a fair amount of salsa a guac

quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

Woah! Carl, that is SO awesome!!! Congrats!

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

omg! congrraaaaatttssss!!!

kinder, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

Is it really hard not to tell anyone? I would want to blab to everyone. I expect.

kinder, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

can we all chip in and get you a BUN IN THIS OVEN tshirt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

Such wonderful news!!! So happy for you both!

Jaq, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

Thank you all! It is making me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or maybe that's hormones.

kinder, we told our parents at around 10 weeks, and IRL pals when I got to the second trimester* so it wasn't a total secret. Like I said we've been trying for awhile and I miscarried a little more than a year ago so I just didn't want to talk about it on the internet and then have something happen. Just a surfeit of caution, really. I did have to be mindful of not posting things that might give obvious hints, though, like that I ate nothing but baked potatoes for three days or that I puked in the street while waiting for the bus in front of Trader Joe's.

*me not drinking was too unusual to go unremarked, so we kind of had to come out with it. I went to lunch with a friend one Saturday and ordered a Sprite and she was like "YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!!" because I didn't order beer.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

aw congratulations!!

estela, Monday, 12 August 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link


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