life is like a penis
mine is seriously just awful
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
watch out for unexpected curves
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol donna
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
When life gives you penises, make semen?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376948_515202618509196_1576296153_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Courtesy of George Takei, of course.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol someone on my feed just posted the "i do the stupidest random shit" patrick from spongebob jpg
― TOP FEMALE LAWYER & CARTOONIST FOR 2011: (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
at first im boring but then im stupid *spongebob*
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DZlSV.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Thursday, 30 August 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Surprised that isn't blingeed
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
It looks like it was scanned from a beachside tourist shop postcard, on a bad Epson from 1998, so I guess we're lucky it's even readable.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
that little hoebag has been through some pretty tough style wars. i feel bad for her.
― scott seward, Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
here I just made one
http://i.imgur.com/pXpWP.jpg
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
woah nice robes dude, that's some serious applique
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
Is that Don Knuth? Love that guy.
― Øystein, Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:55 (eleven years ago) link
Yep.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
i knew dude was a stylist but damn
― j., Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/284980_10151140488117278_551751828_n.jpg
― ayonanas (Matt P), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, and an Eames chair helps too." - Cicero
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
every day, trying to find reasons not to hate the fb friends who post these, almost as if it were a semi-spiritual practice deserving of its own picture-with-words-on-it.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
my fb friends don't post these, perhaps because i am lol 40
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
both the biggest offenders on my timeline are def way past 40
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
why does the Cicero one have "Trying God's Patience" text hidden in it
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
Well, that's weird.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
i just think of all of these like the internet equivalent of these:
LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
it would be hilarious if "trying god's patience" was a wall decal in the original photo
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
next line of that cicero quote is "oh, and slaves. lots of slaves"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://dl.dropbox.com/s/80efshg6st5kk83/deepthoughts.jpg
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
:3
― ayonanas (Matt P), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
2/10
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 30 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
lol mh
i'm going to start rearranging the words in these things and reposting them on fb attributed to anagrams of original names. or something.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 August 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
I just used the first image that was sitting on my work desktop and some comic sans :)
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294565_414187908642693_2108608796_n.jpg
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
Think the words in blue are meant to be bad.
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
it's karaoke, clearly red=woman sings, blue=man sings, purple=both sing.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
to the tune of "The Rose"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
Oh god
I can hear it, and... whyyyyy
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of hate my subconscious mind for doing this to me
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
Just rememberrrrrr in the winterrrr
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
if you have male friends, you'rrre a whooorrrre...
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
If you cryyyyy, you're a drama queen....
FOR THE LUCKYYYY AND THE STRONGGG
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
They say If you have bad spelling/grammer ,your an image macro maker.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
honey boo boo nickname generator was my fave thing on youtube today. my nickname is Sugar Supreme! that's an awesome nickname.
https://www.facebook.com/HereComesHoneyBooBoo#!/HereComesHoneyBooBoo/app_274643699317380
― scott seward, Friday, 31 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
I'm Excellent Beautimous!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Admittedly not quite as catchy as Sugar Supreme but what is?
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
omg
DARING PRINCESS
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
lol best. That will be your new nickname from now until forever.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
daring j. princess
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
just call me isabella chickadee.
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link