the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

x-post- some bloggers want Bill Clinton to do another commercial specifically addressing the welfare issue, and the waivers.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/08/romney-hailed-as-regular-guy-by-woman-with-horse-in-olympics.html

Mitt has never let his success go to his head,” Mrs. Romney said. “Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he’s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.”

Mrs. Romney adopted an intimate tone as she attempted to describe “the Mitt only I know.”

“Every now and then, Mitt will give me this devilish smile of his, and I know that can only mean one thing,” she said, flushing slightly. “He just fired someone.”

In a small flub that many delegates found endearing, Mrs. Romney said, “Mitt Romney is like you or me—he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Oh, wait. He has a fellow who does that for him. My bad.”

But the nominee’s wife brought the convention audience to its feet with her closing endorsement of her husband: “I promise you that if you elect Mitt President of the United States, he will never give less than thirteen per cent.”

ah, the unfunny satire of andy borowitz

Bill Bring Back the Bubble Clinton.

P4reene had an excellent takedown of Borowitz's risk-free pablum couple weeks ago.

i'm getting controversial on twitter, by the way. its gonna be a long year.

https://twitter.com/skotrok

Christie's line about how Democrats cynically think seniors are motivated solely by self-interest was lol. The GOP, appealing to old folks' commitment to sacrifice! yeah right

figures

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/08/report-clint-eastwood-headed-to-the-rnc-133629.html?hp=r11

They should have got Stacey Keach instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTB2bA_VwXo&feature=related

pro-gay marriage. pro-choice. (ostensibly) pro auto bailout. wonder if any of this will come up (assuming he is the special guest star)

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of course not

yeah j/k

Are any of the big Hollywood conservatives
both anti abortion and anti gay marriage?

Pat Boone.

pro-gay marriage. pro-choice. (ostensibly) pro auto bailout. wonder if any of this will come up (assuming he is the special guest star)

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--it's smdh time in America (will)

He's gonna be reprising his role in gran torino

i find it odd that Hollywood conservatives who seem by and large (?) pro-choice & pro marriage equality would saddle up with the GOP over a single digit % difference in the marginal tax rate

(but i guess the same could be said for those GOProud/ Log Cabin fuckwits)

Eastwood also has a new movie coming out

gettin some "secret" charismatic starpower at the convention is probably the smartest thing the GOP has done this entire election cycle

For sure they've done a great job keeping the charisma secret so far.

Eastwood also has a new movie coming out

starring Angelina Jolie as Ann Romney

happy to see Dems who took Clint's Chrysler TV ad as an Obama endorsement look like idiots

tbf imho anyone who cares about super bowl commercials is already an idiot

i thought the only people who assumed it was pro-Obama were Karl Rove and the breathless dolts on FOX

I don't watch football, but that interpretation of the Chrysler ad did not seem unreasonable to me at the time.

Eastwood also has a new movie: "coming out"

Let me put it this way: I'm sure Eastwood wasn't oblivious to the fact that many would wonder if it was an implicit endorsement. And I don't remember him knocking down the speculation, although maybe I missed that.

starring Meryl Streep as Larry Craig

reading this now. to fuel my seething hatred of fatcats.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/greed-and-debt-the-true-story-of-mitt-romney-and-bain-capital-20120829

kinda lol

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/romney-party-yacht-flies-cayman-islands-flag/story?id=17105028#.UD5Mj5Y8CSo

Someone at the WSJ must hate Christie, because the picture they used of him on the cover of the (print) paper today makes him look like he's about to vomit.

Mitt Romney's yacht is called the "Cracker Bay"

I've come to hate that chant in any context, even sports-related. (Actually, it's funny if someone like Letterman uses it as part of a joke.)

― clemenza, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As a wrestling fan, I have come to love USA chants. They so easily and blindly shout 'we are very stupid'. This is because of how often it'll show up in support of people who aren't American against non-Americans. Bret Hart is fighting Yokozuna? USA! USA! USA! Also the rare instance of chanting USA! for non Americans to beat actual Americans, such as it happening recently for Kofi Kingston (a Ghanian) v. Epico and Primo. USA! USA! Get a brain moran! These Republicans are no different.

"USA" chant always reminds me of Homer Simpson now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtidBvhihU

Yeah but i think USA Chant and the American flag and all that should be freely available for you to invoke no matter what political spectrum you fall under, as long as you are an American citizen.

"Cracker Bay" is what they're calling Tampa Bay this week

actually that URL is a bit misleading. it's the yacht of one of his billionaire donors who's hosting a party for Willard

tolerant wingnut

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C33JDc0zN4I/UD5IlNoAC7I/AAAAAAABqQg/ZcO9zBU887w/s1600/fischersihk.jpg

gotta keep our gods straight at the rnc

Christians should be respectful, but do not throw nuts at him and say "this is how we feed animals"

The men of the private equity generation want no such thing. "We try to hide religiously," explained Steven Feinberg, the CEO of a takeover firm called Cerberus Capital Management that recently drove one of its targets into bankruptcy after saddling it with $2.3 billion in debt. "If anyone at Cerberus has his picture in the paper and a picture of his apartment, we will do more than fire that person," Feinberg told shareholders in 2007. "We will kill him. The jail sentence will be worth it."

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/greed-and-debt-the-true-story-of-mitt-romney-and-bain-capital-20120829#ixzz24xXRuYWk

LOL @ Cerberus. Do all these takeover firms have evil sounding names?

Why is Bryan Fischer telling Christians what to do when he's an admitted polytheist?

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Fluffypants Capital wasn't covered in the article, I see.

the other side seems to be falling in love with the mia love person.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jeb-bush-warns-rnc-attendees-of-bad-cialis-going-a,29363/

Fifteen million dollars spent in Ohio to defeat Sherrod Brown and he's up by four points.

Ha

Romney praised the First Lady of Puerto Rico Luce Fortuno, who introduced her last night, calling them "kindred spirits."

"What she and her husband are doing on that little island is quite remarkable. You should be so proud," Romney said before her son Craig mentioned that the Gov. Luis Fortuno was actually sitting in the audience.

"Luis! Ola!," Romney said, clearly surprised.

" I had the most rocking time in Puerto Rico at a political rally than I've ever had in my entire life," Romney said. "You people really know how to party. It was crazy!"

"Luis! Ola!," Romney said, clearly surprised.

" I had the most rocking time in Puerto Rico at a political rally than I've ever had in my entire life," Romney said. "You people really know how to party. That shit cray."

Christ, what an asshole.

"I, of course, have no idea how to party."

(also that's Mrs. Romney talkin btw)