why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"Oh, and an Eames chair helps too." - Cicero

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

every day, trying to find reasons not to hate the fb friends who post these, almost as if it were a semi-spiritual practice deserving of its own picture-with-words-on-it.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

my fb friends don't post these, perhaps because i am lol 40

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

both the biggest offenders on my timeline are def way past 40

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

why does the Cicero one have "Trying God's Patience" text hidden in it

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Well, that's weird.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

i just think of all of these like the internet equivalent of these:

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

it would be hilarious if "trying god's patience" was a wall decal in the original photo

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

next line of that cicero quote is "oh, and slaves. lots of slaves"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://dl.dropbox.com/s/80efshg6st5kk83/deepthoughts.jpg

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

:3

ayonanas (Matt P), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

2/10

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks

Three Word Username, Thursday, 30 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol mh

i'm going to start rearranging the words in these things and reposting them on fb attributed to anagrams of original names. or something.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 August 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

I just used the first image that was sitting on my work desktop and some comic sans :)

your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

Think the words in blue are meant to be bad.

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

it's karaoke, clearly red=woman sings, blue=man sings, purple=both sing.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

to the tune of "The Rose"

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god

I can hear it, and... whyyyyy

your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

I kind of hate my subconscious mind for doing this to me

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

Just rememberrrrrr in the winterrrr

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

if you have male friends, you'rrre a whooorrrre...

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

If you cryyyyy, you're a drama queen....

FOR THE LUCKYYYY AND THE STRONGGG

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

They say If you have bad spelling/grammer ,your an image macro maker.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

honey boo boo nickname generator was my fave thing on youtube today. my nickname is Sugar Supreme! that's an awesome nickname.

https://www.facebook.com/HereComesHoneyBooBoo#!/HereComesHoneyBooBoo/app_274643699317380

scott seward, Friday, 31 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

I'm Excellent Beautimous!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

Admittedly not quite as catchy as Sugar Supreme but what is?

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

omg

DARING PRINCESS

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol best. That will be your new nickname from now until forever.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

daring j. princess

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

just call me isabella chickadee.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

Maverick Heaven

eat it, suckers

your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

I still win

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah yeah, DP

your native bacon (mh), Friday, 31 August 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

HI DERING!

tripjohnhafner (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 31 August 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, I'm Booty Boo Wiggy

tripjohnhafner (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 31 August 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link

i cant understand why people are frightened of tiny pianos im frightened of the big ones --john cage

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

i can't understand why people are frightened of tiny furniture i thought it was a good movie -- me

pastoral mellotron soaked epic gnome and wizard shit (get bent), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know why sometimes I get frightened - neil finn

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7K0qu.png

○ (gr8080), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

Kabob Britches

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 31 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l8ryAHhD1r54dqfo1_500.jpg

WOW!! WHO KNEW BILL NYE WAS SUCH A BAD ASS??

frogbs, Friday, 31 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

"actual quote"

tropical storm mysac (crüt), Friday, 31 August 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

Kewpie Kaleigha--this is pretty much my name already!

kate78, Friday, 31 August 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

not sure vaseline is for 'whipping' asses

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

it's used when he's DONE whipping, to soothe it

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

your ass is gonna need it when i'm done fucking

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp

looks like the fbook macro maker just invented the vaseline part, which i guess is fair

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link


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