why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

other than "2012"

doesnt sound like her voice

Actually Tina Fey stole that quote from Gertrude Stein.

oh man i got a doozy for you all. ready for this? are you sitting down? okay, here goes. behold...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/386358_415924255131949_392870977_n.jpg

gonna sit on a bus and look into someone's eyes. be right back...

Ew don't.

remember five years ago when everyone used to just be looking into each others eyes all the time, ew it was so awful

WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO OBSERVE THE POETRY OF LIFE

that's like an innocent smoothies bernard goetz

omg I need to find the link to that and share it right now

― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well not if it's obvious trolling >:|

― dayo, Monday, September 10, 2012 2:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just posted this and have already successfully trolled one person XD

http://i.imgur.com/MRsM2.jpg

theres just something abt this one

who knew that Cochise was a source of inspiration for Len

cochise is so beautiful there

the hand/paw print makes me want to start a thread called hand/paw prints

xp There is NO WAY the person who wrote that was Tina Fey had any sense of humor whatsoever

chat transcript

Gabe: the indian fella looks so bored like he is just sitting at the bus stop trying to deal

unless tongue-in-cheek maybe? Yeah, actually.

No results found for "you're right: ladyfolk aren't funny".

'need each other because they suck'

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/399732_377373082336274_66775845_n.jpg

Romney 2012!

huge profts

New display name?

seals & profts

much like the "organic produce has more vitamin c" claim -- I'm not sure that many people were actually arguing that jobs were going overseas because "america doesn't have enough skilled workers"

Actually Steve Jobs said just that, no urban center with a lot of people with two year engineering degrees. The one area where this is prevalent in Texas actually does do a lot of electronics manufacturing.

ok well I guess that's talking about two different things then -- one being the outsourcing of engineer-type jobs and the other being the outsourcing of unskilled jobs, the latter of which has been going on far longer and is far more widespread

really needs some brackets.

― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's exactly the thing -- these are supposed to be gotcha tests of whether you remember the "please Eat My Dear Aunt Sally" rule or not, but they're just horribly formed "equations".

― Three Word Username, Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these are so weird, i think there's a uk vs us teaching thing involved somewhere that makes them seem so weird

Jobs are not sent overseas because America doesn't have enough skilled workers. They are sent to the far reaches of outer space because America doesn't have enough skilled workers.

it's because you people do math weird

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488362_401692883218371_1501317838_n.jpg

for the record, i am way more awesome than that picture.

pretty shoddy picture imo

Listen, Scott, not all of us can be as awesome as you are. Some of us have to aspire to be poorly Photoshopped image macros.

You will never be as awesome as this
(embedded youtube video of scott talking about records)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252406_10151051191757607_1824737270_n.jpg

pretty much any still from the movie caveman is more awesome than anything i will ever do in my life though.

http://www.barbara-bach.com/299.jpg

isn't that you?

"awesome" has kind of gone the way of "bacon" "zombies" etc.

My friend posts a million macros but at least a third of them have the virtue of being in SPanish

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392138_282065998569660_2089613153_n.jpg

I got to learn the word baterista, and I have to say, it's a fantastic word!

xp Wow, I love that.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/561071_10151067672323723_788420305_n.jpg

Pretty hesitant "C," "O," and "F" there. A sexy girl couldn't have written this.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/260181_429995690399842_1208513211_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/270644_3197661079398_1551063854_n.jpg

god, tumblring

Your lord and savior,
God

"I promised it would be worth it" - I must have missed that tweet, sorry big G

you'd think god would go easier with the jpg compression

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253557_10151221845336271_520328374_n.jpg

Oof.