why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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huge profts

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

New display name?

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

seals & profts

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

much like the "organic produce has more vitamin c" claim -- I'm not sure that many people were actually arguing that jobs were going overseas because "america doesn't have enough skilled workers"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

Actually Steve Jobs said just that, no urban center with a lot of people with two year engineering degrees. The one area where this is prevalent in Texas actually does do a lot of electronics manufacturing.

your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

ok well I guess that's talking about two different things then -- one being the outsourcing of engineer-type jobs and the other being the outsourcing of unskilled jobs, the latter of which has been going on far longer and is far more widespread

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

really needs some brackets.

― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's exactly the thing -- these are supposed to be gotcha tests of whether you remember the "please Eat My Dear Aunt Sally" rule or not, but they're just horribly formed "equations".

― Three Word Username, Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these are so weird, i think there's a uk vs us teaching thing involved somewhere that makes them seem so weird

thomp, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

Jobs are not sent overseas because America doesn't have enough skilled workers. They are sent to the far reaches of outer space because America doesn't have enough skilled workers.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

it's because you people do math weird

thomp, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

for the record, i am way more awesome than that picture.

scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

pretty shoddy picture imo

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Listen, Scott, not all of us can be as awesome as you are. Some of us have to aspire to be poorly Photoshopped image macros.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

You will never be as awesome as this
(embedded youtube video of scott talking about records)

your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

pretty much any still from the movie caveman is more awesome than anything i will ever do in my life though.

http://www.barbara-bach.com/299.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

isn't that you?

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

"awesome" has kind of gone the way of "bacon" "zombies" etc.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

My friend posts a million macros but at least a third of them have the virtue of being in SPanish

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392138_282065998569660_2089613153_n.jpg

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

I got to learn the word baterista, and I have to say, it's a fantastic word!

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

xp Wow, I love that.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty hesitant "C," "O," and "F" there. A sexy girl couldn't have written this.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

god, tumblring

goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

Your lord and savior,
God

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

"I promised it would be worth it" - I must have missed that tweet, sorry big G

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

you'd think god would go easier with the jpg compression

ledge, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

that one may be perfect.

goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

lock thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://files.sharenator.com/bravo-s500x500-165465.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

my brother posted this on facebook and i have NO idea what it means. and my brother being my brother he won't explain it.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304351_10152124806985298_1161942116_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

ha it took a minute for me to notice obama there

goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

lonely guy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

think baout it.

███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

i tried!

fun fact: papawheelie was my only myspace friend. not even the myspace guy was my myspace friend.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

I was on myspace?!

███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

@Job lol I swear it will be worth it, I swear

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

unless there was another pappawheelie on myspace?

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

My redneck uncle posted this

<img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561098_10151131333734570_1680720014_n.jpg"; />

and it fucking annoys the living shit out of me.

1) charles schultz is probably spinning in his grave
2) these two things are not equivalent at all

akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

well fuck that

akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

i really don't get the 9/11 one?

is it obama did 9/11 and now he's regretting baout it?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

who can fathom a bunny brain

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

synthetised music

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

Classical Music Deserves Better Audience.

The one it gets keeps eating sweets and crisps and keeps coughing. Or not turning their mobiles off.

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:18 (eleven years ago) link


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