pretty shoddy picture imo
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
Listen, Scott, not all of us can be as awesome as you are. Some of us have to aspire to be poorly Photoshopped image macros.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
You will never be as awesome as this (embedded youtube video of scott talking about records)
― your naïve bacon (mh), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252406_10151051191757607_1824737270_n.jpg
― Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
pretty much any still from the movie caveman is more awesome than anything i will ever do in my life though.
http://www.barbara-bach.com/299.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
isn't that you?
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
"awesome" has kind of gone the way of "bacon" "zombies" etc.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
My friend posts a million macros but at least a third of them have the virtue of being in SPanish
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392138_282065998569660_2089613153_n.jpg
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
I got to learn the word baterista, and I have to say, it's a fantastic word!
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
xp Wow, I love that.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/561071_10151067672323723_788420305_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty hesitant "C," "O," and "F" there. A sexy girl couldn't have written this.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/260181_429995690399842_1208513211_n.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/270644_3197661079398_1551063854_n.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
god, tumblring
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
Your lord and savior,God
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I promised it would be worth it" - I must have missed that tweet, sorry big G
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
you'd think god would go easier with the jpg compression
― ledge, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253557_10151221845336271_520328374_n.jpg
Oof.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
that one may be perfect.
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
lock thread
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://files.sharenator.com/bravo-s500x500-165465.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
my brother posted this on facebook and i have NO idea what it means. and my brother being my brother he won't explain it.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304351_10152124806985298_1161942116_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
ha it took a minute for me to notice obama there
― goole, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
lonely guy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
think baout it.
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
i tried!
fun fact: papawheelie was my only myspace friend. not even the myspace guy was my myspace friend.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
I was on myspace?!
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
@Job lol I swear it will be worth it, I swear
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
unless there was another pappawheelie on myspace?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
My redneck uncle posted this
<img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561098_10151131333734570_1680720014_n.jpg"; />
and it fucking annoys the living shit out of me.
1) charles schultz is probably spinning in his grave2) these two things are not equivalent at all
― akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, that's
http://https%3A//sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c76.0.403.403/p403x403/561098_10151131333734570_1680720014_n.jpg
― akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link
well fuck that
i really don't get the 9/11 one?
is it obama did 9/11 and now he's regretting baout it?
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
who can fathom a bunny brain
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
THEY STRUGGLE
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/283082_10151061056413513_510303272_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link
synthetised music
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link
Classical Music Deserves Better Audience.
The one it gets keeps eating sweets and crisps and keeps coughing. Or not turning their mobiles off.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:18 (eleven years ago) link
this is like a whole wealth of terrible Facebook-style platitudes http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/09/things-id-like-my-sons-to-know_n_1867992.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link
13. Doing nothing is better than doing the wrong thing.
otoh it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done. and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend...
― ledge, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264114_10151105090122529_1803126489_n.jpg
― flopson, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
loooooooooooool my dad says that. "Don't come in with your shoes on Jesus wept" etc
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
Actually, I've never heard anyone other than my dad say that. Is it just an Oxfordshire/Wiltshire thing?
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
my uncle says it, but only when an older relative does the annoying "everyone say your favorite Bible verse before Christmas dinner" thing
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Jesus wept" is fairly common, I think?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
But yeah, as an expression of exasperation, not as a solemn proclamation.
I think your dad was saying "Don't come in with your shoes on, jeez! Just swept!" xpost
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
oh man
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548244_2071778710393_1296712362_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
shutupimtalking.com seems very very apt for the type of ppl who post stuff like that
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
ha otm
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link