why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i really don't get the 9/11 one?

is it obama did 9/11 and now he's regretting baout it?

who can fathom a bunny brain

THEY STRUGGLE

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/283082_10151061056413513_510303272_n.jpg

synthetised music

Classical Music Deserves Better Audience.

The one it gets keeps eating sweets and crisps and keeps coughing. Or not turning their mobiles off.

this is like a whole wealth of terrible Facebook-style platitudes http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/09/things-id-like-my-sons-to-know_n_1867992.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

13. Doing nothing is better than doing the wrong thing.

otoh it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done. and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend...

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264114_10151105090122529_1803126489_n.jpg

loooooooooooool my dad says that. "Don't come in with your shoes on Jesus wept" etc

Actually, I've never heard anyone other than my dad say that. Is it just an Oxfordshire/Wiltshire thing?

my uncle says it, but only when an older relative does the annoying "everyone say your favorite Bible verse before Christmas dinner" thing

"Jesus wept" is fairly common, I think?

But yeah, as an expression of exasperation, not as a solemn proclamation.

I think your dad was saying "Don't come in with your shoes on, jeez! Just swept!" xpost

oh man

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shutupimtalking.com seems very very apt for the type of ppl who post stuff like that

ha otm

I wonder if there's another one

drowningoutthoughtwithmybullshit

or just a big bargain basement called blowhards.com

I don't even get what that one is supposed to mean: you only live once, so do something miserable where you might die?

'acknowledging your mortality' vs, like, really acknowledging it

somehow I really doubt dudes on their third tour in Afghanistan, away from their families, feel like they're YOLOing

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/250345_407157752670685_1914402979_n.jpg

From a site called "EpicLOL"

curvy women everywhere drop their panties in gratitude for his enlightened post

Ugh, FFS.

who gives a fuck, fuck you

xpost to image

poster deserves a *slow clap*

youareallfuckingbeautiful.jpg

LETMESHOWYOUWHEREYOUCANPUTYOURSMUGPITY.JPG

"I prefer this set of lingerie models to that set of lingerie models. What, an actual fat person? Where? AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH"

*likes pornstars better than anorexic models*
*is an feminist*

I wish it was frumpy androgynous types in the second picture

"I prefer these models over those models"

a-MAZ-ing

To these models
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/math/2/e/d/2ed0485927b4370ae288f1bc1fe2fc8b.png
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/1/5/f/15fa2b8b4d7b5a183d676833d2c8bd72.png

another thread collision for Casino - thought last two posts had to do with discussions on the politics threads re: different predictive electorical statistical models used by nate silver vs. other websites

presenting http://www.facebook.com/Things.Liberals.Hate.TLH

got me a new dn

"things liberals hate" is a p good tagline for the entire 'conservative movement'

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424703_10152094938760333_135714262_n.jpg

got rid of the America at the same time, huh?

Thing Liberal Hates

that's hardly oceansized

No, this is Oceansize

http://www.sonicabuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/oceansize.jpg

what is the island?

that's where the oil is.

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Wisdom of the ages.

"it hurts when you put your cigarettes out on my arm"
"that phrase doesn't mean anything"

Bill Hitchert posts "daily affirmations" on his BHIdeas page. It's a good blend of the usual "whoa that's so true" kinds of bullshit macros and completely nonsensical things.
Stuff like:
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and
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429967_491813740829002_823421372_n.jpg

u know we have a thread for him, right?

Yeah, but it seems more focused on megacycles lols and not #BHIdeas daily affirmations. The overlap with this seemed worth mentioning.