why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I think your dad was saying "Don't come in with your shoes on, jeez! Just swept!" xpost

oh man

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548244_2071778710393_1296712362_n.jpg

shutupimtalking.com seems very very apt for the type of ppl who post stuff like that

ha otm

I wonder if there's another one

drowningoutthoughtwithmybullshit

or just a big bargain basement called blowhards.com

I don't even get what that one is supposed to mean: you only live once, so do something miserable where you might die?

'acknowledging your mortality' vs, like, really acknowledging it

somehow I really doubt dudes on their third tour in Afghanistan, away from their families, feel like they're YOLOing

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/250345_407157752670685_1914402979_n.jpg

From a site called "EpicLOL"

curvy women everywhere drop their panties in gratitude for his enlightened post

Ugh, FFS.

who gives a fuck, fuck you

xpost to image

poster deserves a *slow clap*

youareallfuckingbeautiful.jpg

LETMESHOWYOUWHEREYOUCANPUTYOURSMUGPITY.JPG

"I prefer this set of lingerie models to that set of lingerie models. What, an actual fat person? Where? AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH"

*likes pornstars better than anorexic models*
*is an feminist*

I wish it was frumpy androgynous types in the second picture

"I prefer these models over those models"

a-MAZ-ing

To these models
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/math/2/e/d/2ed0485927b4370ae288f1bc1fe2fc8b.png
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/1/5/f/15fa2b8b4d7b5a183d676833d2c8bd72.png

another thread collision for Casino - thought last two posts had to do with discussions on the politics threads re: different predictive electorical statistical models used by nate silver vs. other websites

presenting http://www.facebook.com/Things.Liberals.Hate.TLH

got me a new dn

"things liberals hate" is a p good tagline for the entire 'conservative movement'

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424703_10152094938760333_135714262_n.jpg

got rid of the America at the same time, huh?

Thing Liberal Hates

that's hardly oceansized

No, this is Oceansize

http://www.sonicabuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/oceansize.jpg

what is the island?

that's where the oil is.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/206313_10101692306720586_944515812_n.jpg

Wisdom of the ages.

"it hurts when you put your cigarettes out on my arm"
"that phrase doesn't mean anything"

Bill Hitchert posts "daily affirmations" on his BHIdeas page. It's a good blend of the usual "whoa that's so true" kinds of bullshit macros and completely nonsensical things.
Stuff like:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423908_491461860864190_1801751736_n.jpg
and
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429967_491813740829002_823421372_n.jpg

u know we have a thread for him, right?

Yeah, but it seems more focused on megacycles lols and not #BHIdeas daily affirmations. The overlap with this seemed worth mentioning.

went on a screening spree this morning, so i no longer have to see things posted by the people who most like to post things. felt good.

Over the past few months I have probably laughed more times while reading this thread than while doing anything else.

In the time that it took you to post this faux-naif empathetic platitude, you could have googled the actual meaning of maturity :)

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c38.0.403.403/p403x403/423749_485277804829147_39781332_n.jpg

Connotations of 'maturity' might also include using actual words instead of numbers and abbreviations

Over the past few months I have probably laughed more times while reading this thread than while doing anything else.

― Vic Perry, Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sorry your life is so empty

^ pvmic

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/375898_10101692964976436_2047402178_n.jpg

Movie nerd aphorisms!

ugh I saw that today too, barf

no it's because we think our commentary is Tim Burton and everyone else's is John Frankenheimer

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/644161_10151055764300823_559029431_n.jpg

I don't have *that* many people on my Facebook feed posting these things, it's just that the ones that do get posted are usually comedy gold.

You never know who would love the person you hide...in your basement

Maroize

It had a totally DIFFERENT Oscar Wilde quote in the description – "Be yourself; everybody else is already taken."