New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

your goal to help clumsy ninja become a better ninja

iPod touch loop only $79

a $79 strap

breaking new ground here

no $79 is for the loop you attach the strap to, the strap costs $129

so all ipod touches have a little button to put the loop on

iPod Touch is basically what I want. And who makes phonecalls any more anyway? I'll dig out a motorola flip or something

ipod toonces drives yr car badly

what is a clumsy ninja? a game?

oh shit speakers, are they gonna compete w/ Jawbone Jambox on price somehow

clumsy ninja is an interactive toy

so yes it's a game

omg the earpods

have they announced a cheapish mp3 player with a decent-sized hard drive?

EARPODS

sequel to prometheus

no but they did announce they are going to discontinue the ipod classic xp

JUST KIDDING

3D scans of hundred of ears blecch

is this a clumsy ninja

http://images.wikia.com/nes/images/9/9f/R.O.B.Gyromite.JPG

iGyromite

http://i.imgur.com/vysy5.jpg

the first ever earphones that shoot rubber bands into your ear

nah dude those are smoke rings

they're so you don't get pregnant

earpods will totally impregnate u

"we're so excited, we created an ad"

smoke rings? who is going to release first earpod-inspired vaporizer?

iPod touch 32GB $299, 64GB $399
iPod nano 16GB $149

available october

FOO FITERS YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

not too exciting, perfect music choice to cap off this non-event guys

I don't really get the iPod Touch, those are basically iPhone prices (with contract.) I guess the contract is incredibly expensive, maybe my privilege is showing.

5 ROWS OF FOO

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oh shit, brb i'm going to invent a surgical-rubber tipped vaporizer that blow smoke up your ass

probably already exists but maybe i can market it to a family audience

I ust hope the old ipod touch gets cheap as a result - I am still using my 2007 1st gen

iPod touch 4th gen still available in 16gb (US $199) and 32gb ($249)

iPod classic still available, still unchanged

Apple.com just updated w/new iPhone and iPod info

lukas, the low-end TCO for an on-contract iPhone is $1800 over two years. An unsubsidized 4S from Virgin Mobile USA costs $650.

no siri on iphone 4 seems stupid. what are they afraid of, that it'll be slow?

http://i.imgur.com/oLSVf.png

199& is too mycuch ,mojney&

could someone who needed internet on the go in theory just pay the $30/mo or whatever for a my-fi type device, buy an ipod touch, and then have a basic dumbphone plan? Would that save significant money?

4s has a chip/chip functionality for extended noise reduction from an external vendor that the 4 doesn't have, it would work shittier

xp - forget the dumbphone plan, just use google voice or facetime

$30/mo or whatever

well sure, and if you're calling landlines you can pay for skype, etc

new nano looks dope
http://8.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/nokia-lumia-800/1200-nokia-lumia-800_magenta_music.jpg

lawl, clever

iPod touch 5th gen is a serious improvement - finally, a good still camera (5mp, low light capablilty, LED flash) plus 1080p/30 stabilized video - that's up from less than 1mp w/o flash on 4th gen. Also the wrist strap, 4" retina screen, Siri, 720p front cam, AirPlay, A5, six color choices, new earbuds, half an ounce lighter. I like it.

That said, a 3G/4G model with an iPad-like monthly payment plan (no voice or phone number) would have been nice.

if they made a 3g ipod touch i would turn it into a phone immediately through softwarezzz and be all, 'suck it, at&t'
so that's probably why not.

but you'd still have to pay AT&T or another cellular company to provide wireless service so you can talk or text away from wi-fi hotspots.

I was all set to get the iPhone 5 but may get this, sell my 4th gen touch, and stick with my dumbphone instead. Decisions, decisions. But probably will go w/the iPhone 5 to get radio streaming, Spotify, etc. in the car, plus mobile apps that require an internet connection.

Bluetooth 4.0 w/LE and dual-band (2.4 and 5Ghz) wi-fi also new on the iTouch. One of the liveblogs I was viewing mentioned GPS but looks like that's still iPhone-only

5GHz wifi is the shit, btw

fuck yeah