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JUST KIDDING

dayo, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

3D scans of hundred of ears blecch

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

is this a clumsy ninja

http://images.wikia.com/nes/images/9/9f/R.O.B.Gyromite.JPG

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

iGyromite

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vysy5.jpg

the first ever earphones that shoot rubber bands into your ear

dayo, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

nah dude those are smoke rings

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

they're so you don't get pregnant

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

earpods will totally impregnate u

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

"we're so excited, we created an ad"

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

smoke rings? who is going to release first earpod-inspired vaporizer?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

iPod touch 32GB $299, 64GB $399
iPod nano 16GB $149

available october

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

FOO FITERS YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

not too exciting, perfect music choice to cap off this non-event guys

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really get the iPod Touch, those are basically iPhone prices (with contract.) I guess the contract is incredibly expensive, maybe my privilege is showing.

hot slag (lukas), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit, brb i'm going to invent a surgical-rubber tipped vaporizer that blow smoke up your ass

probably already exists but maybe i can market it to a family audience

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

I ust hope the old ipod touch gets cheap as a result - I am still using my 2007 1st gen

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

iPod touch 4th gen still available in 16gb (US $199) and 32gb ($249)

iPod classic still available, still unchanged

Apple.com just updated w/new iPhone and iPod info

the evolution will not be televised (Lee626), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

lukas, the low-end TCO for an on-contract iPhone is $1800 over two years. An unsubsidized 4S from Virgin Mobile USA costs $650.

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

no siri on iphone 4 seems stupid. what are they afraid of, that it'll be slow?

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oLSVf.png

dayo, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

199& is too mycuch ,mojney&

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

could someone who needed internet on the go in theory just pay the $30/mo or whatever for a my-fi type device, buy an ipod touch, and then have a basic dumbphone plan? Would that save significant money?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

4s has a chip/chip functionality for extended noise reduction from an external vendor that the 4 doesn't have, it would work shittier

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

xp - forget the dumbphone plan, just use google voice or facetime

Lee626, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

$30/mo or whatever

well sure, and if you're calling landlines you can pay for skype, etc

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

new nano looks dope
http://8.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/nokia-lumia-800/1200-nokia-lumia-800_magenta_music.jpg

skrill xx (cozen), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

lawl, clever

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

iPod touch 5th gen is a serious improvement - finally, a good still camera (5mp, low light capablilty, LED flash) plus 1080p/30 stabilized video - that's up from less than 1mp w/o flash on 4th gen. Also the wrist strap, 4" retina screen, Siri, 720p front cam, AirPlay, A5, six color choices, new earbuds, half an ounce lighter. I like it.

That said, a 3G/4G model with an iPad-like monthly payment plan (no voice or phone number) would have been nice.

Lee626, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

if they made a 3g ipod touch i would turn it into a phone immediately through softwarezzz and be all, 'suck it, at&t'
so that's probably why not.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

but you'd still have to pay AT&T or another cellular company to provide wireless service so you can talk or text away from wi-fi hotspots.

I was all set to get the iPhone 5 but may get this, sell my 4th gen touch, and stick with my dumbphone instead. Decisions, decisions. But probably will go w/the iPhone 5 to get radio streaming, Spotify, etc. in the car, plus mobile apps that require an internet connection.

Bluetooth 4.0 w/LE and dual-band (2.4 and 5Ghz) wi-fi also new on the iTouch. One of the liveblogs I was viewing mentioned GPS but looks like that's still iPhone-only

Lee626, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

5GHz wifi is the shit, btw

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

fuck yeah

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

how much are 3g data plans? i think amazon's is like $99/year, which would be great for a phone.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Apple's (for the iPad) range from $15 to $50/month depending on carrier and amount of data allocated. i.e. 3GB/mo. on AT&T costs $30.

Sprint offers an unlimited, unthrottled data plan (including phone service) for $80/month, though that does not include unlimited use as a mobile hotspot, and I don't think they offer unlimited data on their standalone mobile hotspot devices

Lee626, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, if iPad mini has LTE, I won't need a smartphone at all.

stet, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

kind of amazing how only 3 years or so ago you were unlikely to have the same phone as your mates or relatives.

jed_, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone using iOS 6 yet? Opinions?

Might install the gold master if it's reasonable.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

ios6 release date is 9/19

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

GM was just released to developers today

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

do it and tell us what it's like

btw is your DN throwing a gang signs or something?

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

it's a throwback to the table-flipping emoticon craze of last year. little dude flipped my dn

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

I'm flying on a supported airline on the 19th, wonder if passbook will work

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

it looks like he's throwing an upside down bird w/ the right hand and a regular bird w/ the left

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Maps is shocking. My local Tube doesn't even *exist*
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/360189/moorgate.PNG

stet, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

jesus massive, sorry

stet, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

hehehe ASSenheims

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

on the plus side there's an O'Neiil's.

jed_, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

does buffandmaxsmom know about this?

http://www.inrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/iPhone5-design-460x258.jpg

Lee626, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

no but they did announce they are going to discontinue the ipod classic xp

― dayo, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:34 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JUST KIDDING

― dayo, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:34 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck you dayo my rectum prolapsed when i read this

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link


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