why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

that's where the oil is.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/206313_10101692306720586_944515812_n.jpg

Wisdom of the ages.

"it hurts when you put your cigarettes out on my arm"
"that phrase doesn't mean anything"

Bill Hitchert posts "daily affirmations" on his BHIdeas page. It's a good blend of the usual "whoa that's so true" kinds of bullshit macros and completely nonsensical things.
Stuff like:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423908_491461860864190_1801751736_n.jpg
and
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429967_491813740829002_823421372_n.jpg

u know we have a thread for him, right?

Yeah, but it seems more focused on megacycles lols and not #BHIdeas daily affirmations. The overlap with this seemed worth mentioning.

went on a screening spree this morning, so i no longer have to see things posted by the people who most like to post things. felt good.

Over the past few months I have probably laughed more times while reading this thread than while doing anything else.

In the time that it took you to post this faux-naif empathetic platitude, you could have googled the actual meaning of maturity :)

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c38.0.403.403/p403x403/423749_485277804829147_39781332_n.jpg

Connotations of 'maturity' might also include using actual words instead of numbers and abbreviations

Over the past few months I have probably laughed more times while reading this thread than while doing anything else.

― Vic Perry, Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm sorry your life is so empty

^ pvmic

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/375898_10101692964976436_2047402178_n.jpg

Movie nerd aphorisms!

ugh I saw that today too, barf

no it's because we think our commentary is Tim Burton and everyone else's is John Frankenheimer

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/644161_10151055764300823_559029431_n.jpg

I don't have *that* many people on my Facebook feed posting these things, it's just that the ones that do get posted are usually comedy gold.

You never know who would love the person you hide...in your basement

Maroize

It had a totally DIFFERENT Oscar Wilde quote in the description – "Be yourself; everybody else is already taken."

What if who you are isn't weird and random? Then what part of the advice should you follow?

I think it's saying you should do these things in succession. Be weird, then be random, then be yourself.

I feel like they don't differentiate sufficiently between "weird" and "random." Like, should you be weird in a linear sense? Random in a normal sense?

maroize should really get together with the person who does all the most random shit once you get to know her/him

Noroxze

Mo'noize

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/c0.0.320.320/p403x403/603330_428825073831128_287779930_n.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/551957_379437325463126_600029330_n.jpg

no-one's gonna love you if you're out weirdin on the cliff

does that guy's shirt say "SUCK"?

c/d: people at the office who are into thinking of themselves as "crazy"

https://www.playle.com/pictures/PMK49467.jpg

"you never know who would love the person you hide" lol I beg to differ *twitches, kicks dead cats under the bed*

My name is Summer, I am 15 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this on to 10 other pages or groups in the..next 15 minutes, I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. It's up to you if you re-post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR REAL! Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages or groups Your time is runninSee more This isn't fake. if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow . U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out with you Li

My name is Summer, I am 15 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this on to 10 other pages or groups in the..next 15 minutes, I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. It's up to you if you re-post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR REAL! Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages or groups Your time is runninSee more This isn't fake. if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow . U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out with you Li

― Three Word Username, Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:10 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

9 to go

the person I hide is too bad to be loved. that's why I keep him chained up in the basement in the first place.

Have the threatening chain letters and the image macros really not crossbred yet? You'd think they were made for each other.

I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is... covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that kill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you.

kill......ed

no matter how old you are i will always murder you

And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Will allllwaaaaayyyyys killlll youuuuuoooouuuuuuuu

if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight

I don't think these two events are connected at all

oops perhaps I've said too much

I don't respond to anything C&P'd onto a wall that exhorts me to C&P something onto my wall.

what abt things that bet you that you wont

My grandpa would've never signed up to serve in the second world war if he hadn't seen an "Uncle Sam Wants You!" macro on his timeline soon after he got out of high school. So as much as I want to make of these things they serve their purpose.

ohhhhh, dear.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546168_473197439367939_1157303451_n.jpg

awful lot of setup for not much punchline

what a horribly formed joke

I like a lot of those science cat jokes, but that one is tenuous. Still chuckled slightly, mind you. (Kill me.)

needs an ermahgerd