why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

no matter how old you are i will always murder you

And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Will allllwaaaaayyyyys killlll youuuuuoooouuuuuuuu

if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight

I don't think these two events are connected at all

oops perhaps I've said too much

I don't respond to anything C&P'd onto a wall that exhorts me to C&P something onto my wall.

what abt things that bet you that you wont

My grandpa would've never signed up to serve in the second world war if he hadn't seen an "Uncle Sam Wants You!" macro on his timeline soon after he got out of high school. So as much as I want to make of these things they serve their purpose.

ohhhhh, dear.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546168_473197439367939_1157303451_n.jpg

awful lot of setup for not much punchline

what a horribly formed joke

I like a lot of those science cat jokes, but that one is tenuous. Still chuckled slightly, mind you. (Kill me.)

needs an ermahgerd

someone should do this one: I am a whale and I swim around all day eating sKRILLex (with lots of tiny krill drawn to look like little skrillexes floating in the ocean)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

the use of the word "alkali" in that joke especially bugs me for some reason xposts

indefensible

man, i've got some real winners tonight:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/262810_469199819777947_1287444383_n.jpg

*peers into the mind of a silent Adriana lima*
*it is a toy monkey banging crash cymbals together*

sighhhh

when a girl is silent she's probably asleep. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS? CAN I GET AN AMEN? @rayromano

taken from the FB group "Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"

She might just be having her fucking quiet time, jesus

when a girl is silent it's cuz she's just WAITING for A MAN to come up and approach her/save her/whisk her away/etc.

1. super mario
2. prince william

xxp

that group probably has a higher % of "creeps to avoid" than the "tucker max fan club" group

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/556484_471179999579929_1451777931_n.jpg

woman you deserve an unpixelated torso

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/390444_471160062915256_1425238106_n.jpg

Reminiscingourmoments

xp: can i ask kaiser permanente for a refund on that assertion group? passivity is where it's at.

also: a set of ellipses deserves a third ellipse..

you were going to get it but then you had to go and ask for it

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523169_366329910112857_1271816719_n.jpg

I misread that tumblr as reminiscingourmets ... which at least sounds slightly better

what

(x-post)

Lol, the Golden Days of the 1990. When we were all eduacted.

You know when you try to make fun of people for spelling stuff wrong? It is the LAW that you must write something highly incorrect yourself.

Wait that rebels one is confusing me, whats rebellious about going to college? WTF.

i've never watched that show but i don't think that character would say "dafuq"

it is weird, expert trolling or extra stupid I can't tell

expert stupid trolling

I have a feeling it was created by someone who was not alive in 1990

^^^

I was 1 in 1990!

I have some pretty vague memories of the first Bush administration.

I remember collecting Gulf War trading cards.

correct that duckface is an important problem facing contemporary society tho

that @ray romano zinger tagged at the end of the joke I enjoyed too much

silby... Thank you for welcoming me to the future where I am always old

yo alex jones that's not really an "infographic" fyi

http://i.imgur.com/HMlco.png

hahahahaha