why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Also he is totally pawing her in every frame, so gross

I was going to mention the boob-honk in the third panel, but to be honest, if you're snuggling in bed with your partner I'm pretty sure that a bit of sexytime pawing is allowed. I hope so, anyway.

i dunno that champagne glass looks like it could be fun

like the drawings, hate the cartoon. "grade-a prime misogyny" otm.

might as well cop a feel before she leaves him for some jerk

Actually what I was just thinking is how much I want to be in one of those Catskills honeymoon suite champagne tubs but also SEE myself being in one of those from that vantage point below, because it doesn't seem like you've lived it unless you've seen yourself living it just like in the ads.

would maybe be better were it filled w/something besides a latte

What, like pepto bismol?

for instance

Because that is apparently what it's filled with right now.

I've envied those elevated spas of bubbly danger since I saw them in back-of-magazine ads as a kid, probably mostly because of the flagrant disregard for health and safety standards (and insurance premiums) that they represent. Drunk honeymooners contorting themselves into sexy positions while covered in water & suds of some kind, leaning over a 15-foot drop? What could possibly go wrong?

those champagne glass jacuzzis have a flatscreen tv connected to a cctv camera pointed at you installed on the ceiling so you can look up and see yourself making love in a pool of pepto bismol

Now you're talkin.

I've envied those elevated spas of bubbly danger since I saw them in back-of-magazine ads as a kid

― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i remember seeing them on trashy news magazine shows re romantic getaways

it is skillfully self-pitying and self-aggrandizing at the same time. the guy who does the onion cartoons would be proud of that.

xp And always in the Poconos! What is it about that place?

haha i googled the poconos thinking i might shed some like on this matter

http://i.imgur.com/HrlNG.png

novel idea: psychic connection between all the new yorkers who were conceived in that thing

The Pocono Mountains is a region located in northeastern Pennsylvania, United States known primarily for its romantic champagne glass shaped jacuzzis.

The Champagne Generation

maybe a bad boy does a more aggressive boob honk

what is with champagne = romance, how is that even a thing

because it's french?

and ostensibly it's expensive

yeah what is going on here?

http://www.morenovalleyarts.org/user/cimage/champagneGif.gif

but really a little clean water's all most people ask for in a jacuzzi

http://www.promiseandwarning.com/sites/default/files/images/1298405177_ashra-correlations.jpg

xxp I was going to say "because it's effervescent" but ew.

it has alcohol in it

more champagne!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, November 22, 2006 2:57 PM (5 years ago)

romance

romants

http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/557562_10150281273329959_618280345_n.jpg

This, which doesn't even work, from a guy who p much only posts when famous people die and he can be hateful about them.

shakey mo collier posted that?

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283112_10152106965205704_1330497037_n.jpg

Fatten your soul with a lifetime of egregious art.

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soul grow

whaaaa

your soul died ;_;

http://i.imgur.com/qKJp6.jpg

soul grow

I've envied those elevated spas of bubbly danger since I saw them in back-of-magazine ads as a kid

― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i remember seeing them on trashy news magazine shows re romantic getaways

― lag∞n, Monday, September 17, 2012 2:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I even remember the jingle from the resort they used to advertise for on TV all the time. "Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge!"

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4AOBdI1bsc&feature=related

hahahahaah

http://www.covepoconoresorts.com/resorts/resorts.aspx

aahhhh why are these so gross and who goes to them?!

i sent that hotel room to L so she knows where our honeymoon will be

lol excellent

gay canadians are apparently not the target audience for these romantic charged escapes

I went skiing in the poconos once, the ski slope was actually the inside of a giant champagne glass

Anyone else thing that the guy narrating sounds like David Byrne?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92yc4iDNX1ror2lqo1_1280.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwW0q65VIas

^^^ physicists, IIRC

wait why should I hope to predecease my mother?

wish i had the energy to do a full rewrite of "If I Die Young" based around this physicist funeral theme

think the physicist may have banged your spouse tbh

didn't read lol