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So this is what nabisco feels like

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

So this is what nabisco feels like

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, September 17, 2012 2:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

So this is what nabisco feels like

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, September 17, 2012 2:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

wow ive never even heard of tom hiddleston

i've heard the name but i'm not sure who it is? *googles* ohhhhhh it's loki, yeah that's all tumblr's doing.

Don't know shit about Loki, prefer to think of him as the guy from The Deep Blue Sea (not the idiot shark movie) and War Horse.

I guess we are in our last months of Michael Shannon being anything but General Zod? Fuck eternal teenagerdom.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Your capacity to complain about things that haven't happened yet is amazing.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

cept when i KNOW they will

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

It's not like there isn't precedent. Who can even remember the name of that dude who played Lex Luthor in the '70s Superman films?!

Old Lunch, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

(This is the "complain about the typecasting of Superman actors" thread, right?)

Old Lunch, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

not really comparable stages of their careers, bro. So Old Lunch is the really unfunny ex-improv guy from the comedy film poll?

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

It would make more sense for Shannon to play Non.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

for some reason i remembered that one week they had nancy kerrigan hosting. when's the most recent example of this kind of thing?
(blatant ratings stunt grab)

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

i suppose one could make an argument for lindsay lohan last year, though she hosted in happier times as well

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

Betty White

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

Betty White? Michael Phelps?

And yes, Morbs, one and the same. I'm working on a silent film, though, so maybe you'll come around to my comedic stylings.

Old Lunch, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

the problem with saying which hosts are "rating stunts grab" is that they rarely pick hosts they don't HOPE will bring some ratings - i mean does eli manning count?

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

i mean nobody clubbed betty white or michael phelps in the kneecaps. i think you'd need to go octomom to get a similar level of salaciousness, but did that ever materialize?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Kerrigan was a world class athlete, not just some lady in the news

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

I don't even like Nancy Kerrigan and I would default to "Olympic Medalist" before "victim of Jeff Gillooly"

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

now if they'd gotten tonya harding to host, that'd be something

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

tonya harding wasn't that bad a skater either, though?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

yes but she's the one that fucked up royally, where kerrigan fits in with all the olympians and league champs who've hosted on a regular basis for decades

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

also Betty White is a talented comic performer as opposed to say Katherine Heigl

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

kerrigan's no more salacious a host than say anne hathaway when she did her whole "lol i dated a con artist" bit

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

Betty White is great but she wasn't promoting anything or in the news. She was on purely because of a semi-ironic Facebook campaign.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

To Kerrigan's credit, she wasn't the worst host i've ever seen on SNL, but it's a fair wager that she'd never have been asked on without the ghoulish spectre surrounding her. Was Kristi Yamaguchi ever asked to host?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

do you have a point?

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

She was on purely because of a semi-ironic Facebook campaign.

I participated in that irony-free, fwiw.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

kerrigan is one of many celebrity sports figures who hosted, and one of many who had some unpleasant business to lol about in her monologue - hard to really argue she was ONLY brought on for the latter and not the former.

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

i really got that impression though. the other athletes that got asked on don't seem to fit the profile.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

lorne only knows

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

what horrible things were Joe Namath, Peyton Manning and Eli Manning brought on to yuk it up about?

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

"Oh you won't disturb me, I'll be in my room masturbating." - Joe Montana

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

if that's in ref to what i wrote, i wasn't saying the latter group were a subset of the former. There are sports figures who host and blushing "well THAT happened" celebs who host and Kerrigan fits into both

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

lol I meant Montana obv, not Namath

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

kerrigan's no more salacious a host than say anne hathaway when she did her whole "lol i dated a con artist" bit

― da croupier, Monday, September 17, 2012 3:19 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think this comparison quite works

goole, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

also I was asking Philip, not you croup

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

charles barkley cracking up during the stewart smalley sketch was great.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

Can we get back on topic and discuss which Superman villain Michael Shannon should play

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

he's playing Zod!

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

Take shelter, son of Jor-El!

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

I still contend that there was a degree of gimmickry in having Miskell Spillman host.

Old Lunch, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

I really love some of the episode descriptions of Misfits of Science

"Three Days of the Blender"

When a blender is accidentally delivered to Billy, he ends up getting arrested as a spy and Stetmeyer gets targeted by the FBI.

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

lol totally wrong thread, what the hell is wrong with me today

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, so Drunk Uncle killed it last night. And the opening sketch with Fox & Friends/Mitt Romney videos was outstanding. Moynihan as Kilmeade is always great.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapga64QEk1r8bdnuo1_500.gif

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

okay this is great so far

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah Moynihan ruled Thursday night's show.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

can we drop an anvil on Mumford and Sons

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

although I bet they paid their horn players without getting shamed into it by the internet

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

Carey Mulligan-Mumford baked them cupcakes!

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link


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