I HATE APPLE

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btw restarting my computer solved the issue but still ... wondering where all that junk in private/var came from

the late great, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder what sort of exotic shit was happening in vice city last night

i shut it down as soon as i woke up, maybe the city had filled up with like 1,000,000 residents or something

the late great, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

and now they're all dead u genocidal maniac

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

They don't just pause when you walk away, they continue interacting and building a world in there

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

nanites!

the late great, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yo, iOS 6 won't let me search contacts in the Messages app; what the fuck is this bullshit?!

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

I like complaints like this

http://gizmodo.com/5948045/the-iphone-5-may-be-the-best-phone-in-the-universe-but-its-calendar-icon-still-sucks

Alba, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link

"Please examine the number 1 placement in the Calendar app's dock icon. It's optically centered and it looks great"

looks like it's on the wonk to me, isn't tilted as much as the page is.

also, the 1st was a monday...

koogs, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

xp ha yes i miss that kind of grouching. kind of pointless now with the suede calendar and marker felt : (

caek, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

1. podcasts app is kinda dumb and glitchy
2. why do people get excited about panoramic photos when there is no good way to view them in their full size?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

'cuz they're cool

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

any word on whether the "1" in battery percentages lines up with the other numbers now? i'd upgrade for that.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

why do people get excited about panoramic photos when there is no good way to view them in their full size?

they're dumb, yeah. where is my triptych app.

hot slag (lukas), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

if ppl are moving, panoramic photos become the greatest thing ever

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

ppl are always moving

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

A winter's day
In a deep and dark December;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

the late great, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

question about auto"correct"

suppose i want to type sudafed

spell-checker wants to change it to sedated (not a bad idea)

a little "sedated" shows up under "sudafed" with an "x" to reject the change

is there any way to reject the change without using the trackpad? like a keyboard shortcut?

the late great, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

Esc key, I think.

Alba, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

thankign u

the late great, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

in iOS, typing a random letter and backspacing it clears the x thing as well

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently no one at all has iPhone 5 chargers in stock, and the Lightning-to-oldtyle adapter hasn't been released yet, so if you lose or damage your charging cable you are just plain fucked

http://consumerist.com/2012/10/09/lose-your-iphone-5-charger-youre-get-stuck-with-expensive-pretty-brick/

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

The adapters just shipped a couple days ago

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

iphone 5 users are so fucked

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

poor bastards, gonna go tell my coworker who just got one that he's in a sticky situation

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

the risks of being an early adapter

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

lmao @ 'bendgate'

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

is maps getting any better? can i upgrade yet?

caek, Saturday, 20 October 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

I gave up, been using the mapquest app

space dokken (Edward III), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

Maps+ is good in that it actually uses the Google Maps API. Interface takes a little to get used to, search isn't as smart, and there's no Streetview, but I like that visually traces the walking route, which you don't get with using the mobile browser Google Maps. It's free.

Alba, Saturday, 20 October 2012 08:56 (eleven years ago) link

(but I'm still sticking to iOS5 for now)

Alba, Saturday, 20 October 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link

iOS 6 is indispensable for all your zooming past buildings in 3D needs

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

So all the mail in my inboxes keeps disappearing and then re-appearing. I've tried rebuilding the mailboxes, deleting them and re-adding, moving them out of my library folder and re-adding, fixing permissions, and even doing this weird boot-into-utilities and fix something else shit. Anyone run into this and figure out how to fix it?

schwantz, Friday, 2 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Locked myself out of my iPhone while walking back from playing a gig t'other night. The phone had a voice memo recording of the gig on it that actually sounded pretty good. Anyway, I got on a bus and repeatedly put the wrong code in over and over and continued to do so until I was sober enough to realise what a plonker I'd been. Now it's locked for good. Is there any way of retrieving the recording of the gig? Not bothered about anything else.

AFAIK getting into the file system requires turning on the WiFi or something similar. My iCloud doesn't back up voice memos.

Crackle Box, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

try http://www.macroplant.com/iexplorer/

caek, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

it's probably not unlocked for good, but unlocking it may involve resetting (i.e. losing the recording), so try that first

caek, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

I know to get back into the phone I'll have to do a restore, which will mean losing the recording. I don't suppose anyone knows if the apple store people can do any magic?

Anyway, cheers for the link, will try that when I get home. Would be amazing if I can get file system access without having to unlock the phone.

Crackle Box, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

have a faint memory that the filesystem's encrypted FileVault-style so even if you could get access I fear you wouldn't get much useful.

stet, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

you mean filevault is applied on failed pin attempts? because i've definitely got voice memos off a non-pin-locked phone with iexplorer.

caek, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, if the device is unlocked the files are transparently unencrypted for access. But they're all encrypted on disk, and when the phone is locked you can't access 'em. Even iTunes now has to tell you to unlock the phone first.

More details on p7-9 of this PDF http://images.apple.com/ipad/business/docs/iOS_Security_May12.pdf

stet, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

ah

caek, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

:'(

and thanks. might drop in to the apple store anyway and see what they've got to say

Crackle Box, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

So my iPhone is just randomly rebooting a few times a day now. Dock connector not working too well either. 4S I got within ... the last six months or so?

hot slag (lukas), Monday, 12 November 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

reboots are usually kernel panics; sounds like duff hardware. take it to apple

stet, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Ok!

hot slag (lukas), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I was out that way this weekend, apple maps didn't mark the name of the town I was in (13,000 pop'n) or any town on the 200km b road that goes there

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

O these motherfuckers.

In a roundabout way, I got a big apple gift card for my birthday last month. I decide, what the hell, give me one of those mini pads. The total is about thirty bucks more than the gift card, so I put in my checking acct number in there as well.

Couple of days later on my bank's website, I see a PENDING transaction for the whole damn price. I freak out, call apple, give them the gift card number, guy tells me my acct will only be charged for what's left, and even moves up my shipping date. I breathe a sigh of relief.

Until Friday night when I see that the WHOLE DAMN PRICE OF THE THING has been taken out of my account. I freak out again. Against every fiber of nature, I turn into the asshole caller with this poor woman in Austin, especially when she tells me that it's going to take five business days for my account to be refunded. I tell her it's unacceptable, why would I give a gift card number if I had wanted the whole thing taken out of my acct, who's going to pay any overdraft charges I'll incur when I do things like pay daycare?

She keeps going, "We appreciate your business tonight, is there anything else I can help you with?" which keeps setting me off like a timebomb for another 15 minutes.

I finally get her manager who's all, "Boy, yeah, you know, ain't this a pickle?" routine on me. I tell him to wire me a check, pay for any charges I get, whatever it takes. His solution is to call the bank this morning and have a three-way conference call with them to try to figure something out.

I call the bank earlier this morning, and of course, they're pretty much, "Why would we be the ones to cover these charges or extend your credit? This one's on Apple."

The bank manager won't be out of a meeting until late this morning, so we're going to call again after lunch. I am so fucking pissed about this. Hell, even if they restore everything back to zero this afternoon, they still pretty much ruined my Friday night.

And I have a feeling this isn't going to be resolved either. But when your stock's worth $500, who the fuck cares?

pplains, Monday, 10 December 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

if apple wanted to 'figure something out' it would have refunded your hundreds of dollars pronto

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

SYDNEY (AP) — Australian police are warning that Apple's much-maligned mapping application is stranding drivers headed to the southern city of Mildura in the middle of a remote state park.

Victoria state police said Tuesday that an error in Apple's Maps service places the city of Mildura about 70 kilomters (44 miles) away in the Murray Sunset National Park. The park is a desert-like 5,000-square-kilometer (1,900-square-mile) region with scorching temperatures and virtually no mobile phone reception.

Police have been forced to rescue distressed drivers. Some were stranded for 24 hours with no food or water and have walked long distances through tough terrain to access phone reception.

Apple did not immediately respond to a request for comment. CEO Tim Cook apologized in September and said the map service "fell short" of Apple's standards.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, whoops, didn't see that right upthread.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link


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