New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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messages was down for a day or so last week, and has some shocking delays sometimes.

stet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

they even fucked up email

stet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

I still use lolsparrow :/

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

apple n google should just merge, for the good of humanity

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

did you guys know that apple has a magic web page on apple.com, and when it's not available no iOS users can use wifi

hot slag (lukas), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/09/how-google-builds-its-maps-and-what-it-means-for-the-future-of-everything/261913/

ok reading this and yeah, apple is cooked, there's just no way they can match this

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, Google themselves haven't updated yet:

http://www.google.com/mobile/iphone/

Go down to the link to Google Maps and click.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, that web page was down for 30 minutes last night and casued chaos

stet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

Night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you.

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

tom tom have been pretty vocally distancing themselves from apple maps in the UK

caek, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

did you guys know that apple has a magic web page on apple.com, and when it's not available no iOS users can use wifi

― hot slag (lukas), Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:43 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-57516590-37/apple-apparently-fixes-ios-6-wi-fi-bug/

haha what why

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

so if somebody ddos's this thing we're sol

http://www.apple.com/library/test/success.html

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Success

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

i bet they took it down when they were moving stuff around. Apple is shocking at keeping old links working.

stet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://theamazingios6maps.tumblr.com/

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

some of these are amazing

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manth0rvQS1rhptwbo1_1280.png

silverfish, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

Was going to say, I have no problem with that world actually existing so long as I didn't have to get around in it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol macworld "stunning"
http://www.macworld.com/article/2010065/review-refined-ios-6-highlighted-by-stunning-maps-overhaul.html

stet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

*stunned*

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

it is kind of jarring scrolling through a long-ass article and seeing all the restaurants and maps being things in my neighborhood

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

has apple ever had a successful server-side service? ever? apart from the stores, I guess.

AppleLink. Until it was replaced by eWorld

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah these maps certainly are "dramatically" better than the old ones, thanks for the review guys

caek, Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, fuck complaining about maps, we got NEW EMOJIS people~

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 September 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

*starts furiously rewriting all my saved notes*

barthes simpson, Thursday, 20 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I would have posted more to this thread but I've been stunned by maps

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Thursday, 20 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

YAY GAYMOJI!

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

brb, just quickly looking for the new google maps app

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3QuS9PCIAAIY5V.png

only 285 side-swipes to go

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

the bad:
- everything everyone has mentioned upthread
- the wtf colour-matched top bar thing that goes an insipid aqua most of the time

the good:
- pinyin input (if you type 'nhm' you get '你好吗' (this is hugely time-saving))

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

how to get to melbourne airport:

1. drive nw along calder freeway
2. turn right where there is not a road
3. drive THROUGH SOME FARMS AND ALONG A FUCKING AIRFIELD TARMAC

http://www.ausbt.com.au/photos/view/maxsize:640,480/505a643d186047cd821f3b2b767f2254-IMG_7338.jpeg

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

this thing is terrible

i decided to test it on the following route today:

1) drive two blocks down my street
2) turn right, drive straight 1.6 miles

i set it to figure out the route as i was pulling out the driveway, by the time i got there it had worked long enough to tell me that it couldn't figure it out

i'm going to plug this thing into my mac and restore ios5

the late great, Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

after 24 hrs of use i have yet to find a new feature or change that is not obnoxious

the late great, Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

apple to sue clouds
http://i.imgur.com/RaXNl.jpg

skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

its its... beautiful

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

cloud computing

barthes simpson, Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

I found one feature I really love: reading list syncs while safari isn't running. I bookmark pages on my mac and the full page is on my phone when I get on the tube

stet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

after 24 hrs of use i have yet to find a new feature or change that is not obnoxious

― the late great, Thursday, September 20, 2012 5:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what else? besides the phone message/leave me alone mode i havent noticed much

oh i like that you can attach a photo in an email now from the email itself, not via the photos app. thats good!

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

candyflosschester xxp

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

I know it's been covered to death itt but the whole design ethic of this release is just

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

if google were looking for an way competitive advantage it just got one

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

an way an easy

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

what else? besides the phone message/leave me alone mode i havent noticed much

numeric keypad FUCKING SUCKS NOW

the late great, Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

or did i just pick the wrong skin for it

the late great, Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

dorks are everywhere queuing for this omgomg new device, and mine was delivered here nearly an hour ago. didn't have to get off my arse.

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

they can also just go to one of the many non apple store that offer them where there is never a line

lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

there's lines everywhere here, apparently

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

are/were, idk maybe they all sold out and the streets are full of weeping neckbeards

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

q: why is your beard so wet
a: necktears

lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link


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