― barbara wintergreen, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:46 (twenty years ago) link
― ermes marana, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link
― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Wait, huh? Fridge is the thing you put food in, whats wrong with it?
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 August 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 09:10 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm picturing him saying things such as "Would you like me to remove another beverage from the refrigerator for you, whilst we watch some association football?"
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― naus (Robert T), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― naus (Robert T), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link
As used to describe a footballer running into a streak of good form
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― stelf)xxx, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:01 (eighteen years ago) link
When used in phrases like "a raft of policies" or "a raft of new measures" - why?!?!??!!?
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:03 (eighteen years ago) link
Or a colon.
COINKY-DINK, "guestimate," and any time someone ends an interrogative sentence with "at," as in "Where's my keys at?" or "Where's your head at?"
― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link
"hating on"
― gem (trisk), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link
"Action" used as a verb. (Especially with regards to some annoying little thing I had already been doing.) "Can you please action this?" Actually, no I can't. Action is a noun. If you would like me to DO it, then just ask. Argh.
Especially when coming from the same irritating marketing bods who last week asked me to "manage the relationship" with one of our suppliers. Fuck. Right. Off.
― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:26 (eighteen years ago) link
A term of address directed at Turkish shopkeepers by 13 year old boys and directed by Turkish shopkeepers at everyone else. The most annoying ever.
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:28 (eighteen years ago) link
DON'T MADAM ME, YOU LITTLE...!!! OK, according to Watching The English, this means that they have socio-status assessed me as middle class or higher. But it irritates me because it makes me feel old.
― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link
'Whilst'
― estela (estela), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link
"AARRGGHHH!!! I certainly hope it will be taking off longer than that - we're flying to London!"
― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― estela (estela), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link
"No can do"
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― estela (estela), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:53 (eighteen years ago) link
'If I can just ask you to power off your machine'.
What's wrong with switch off?
― Rumpie, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:00 (eighteen years ago) link
The word "proverbial" when overused or when not referencing a proverb but an idiom or cliche. (Correct: "Let's not count our proverbial chickens just yet." Incorrect: "I'm having a proverbial bad hair day.")
Redundancy in general.
Word inflation (i.e. "efficacious" for "effective" or "efficient").
― elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 August 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link
Add that to my list, please.
― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 18 August 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link
I hate that, too. I usually tend to say "colloquial" instead, if it fits.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link
What sends me apoplectic is THEY'RE NOT SAYING 1999 WHAT!!?!?!!
"This beautiful sofa, only eight four nine."
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 August 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 August 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
genderquirk
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 18:23 (three days ago) link
"You just proved these signs work."
No I didn't, leave me alone.
― jmm, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 18:28 (three days ago) link
i'm pretending that this talk about quirk being a synonym for smirk never happened
β Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 26, 2024 2:09 PM (fifty-four minutes ago)
oh I should have said that that's not quite right. It's that "quirk" as a verb means "to curve or twist" (so you can quirk your mouth into a smirk)
― rob, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 19:12 (three days ago) link
It's really annoying when somebody uses "quirk" as a name.
https://i.postimg.cc/br04vMZC/quirk.jpg
― clemenza, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 19:15 (three days ago) link
Hilariously, one of the bibles of descriptive English grammar (A Comprehensive Grammar of the English Language) is referred to by many as "the quirk book" because one of the authors is Randolph Quirk!
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 19:25 (three days ago) link
Fine for eyebrows, pushing it for mouths, hesitate to even imagine for anything else
― α (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:22 (three days ago) link
Man, my dick sure is quirking today
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:20 (two days ago) link
Lol
― H.P, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 09:48 (two days ago) link
His mouth twerked at the corner
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 20:39 (two days ago) link
Something that drives me berserk when I'm editing fiction manuscripts is what I call "disembodied parts action" like "His eyes rolled" or "Her fists clenched." Also, I don't know which YA writer pioneered the verb "huff", as in, "'I can't believe it!' she huffed," but that person should be set on fire.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 20:54 (two days ago) link
and huffed on
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 21:04 (two days ago) link
that person should be set on fire
well you don't need to get so huffy about it
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 21:35 (two days ago) link
Gettin huffy on my Huffy
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 21:36 (two days ago) link