Why are science fiction and fantasy books so crappy?

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Yeah, that one and I Sing The Body Electric used to haunt me too. (And Camus's The Stranger, with the black and white and red all over theater actors on the cover)

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I like how the font used will date a book better than any image.

So why are they so crappy? Well, because there's so much out there, published, which means you just have to wade through it and find the good stuff. Same goes for detectives/thrillers and romance novels. Although I rarely buy the latter.

well, let's narrow down what you mean by crappy. You mean in terms of cover design, the typesetting, or the quality of the paper, printing & binding?

kingfish, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I actually happen to own this version of this particular book
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/c0/c1194.jpg

Which not only has the derivative, crappy and obvious cover typical of the 70s but also appears to be printed on tracing paper and stuck together with spittle.

And don't get me started on the title - I'm fairly sure I detect the hand of an editor who must've thought "If we call it something shitty the geeks'll lap it up in droves."

Stone Monkey, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link

They were trying to crossover to the all the Charlie Watts fans from the Stylus Best Drummer thread.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

it's FIVE TIMES farther away than the Stones! Extreme!

kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

well well well, when did this start?

http://www.avclub.com/content/blog/the_box_of_paperbacks_book_club_1

kingfish, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't get why anyone would care what the crap a book's cover looks like, unless it's got a giant golden statue of Moroni on it. Ugly. But if so, what are you doing reading the Book of Mormon, anyway?

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I like that Tiptree cover. :(

Alex in SF, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I do too...I liked all the covers on the trippy book covers thread & even when they have crap covers, who cares.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I love scifi.

Jeff, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/A-Deepness-in-the-Sky-book-cover.jpg

I love this book so much.

Jeff, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i just bought the collected vinge story collection. gonna read it soon.

scott seward, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I'M IN YER FICTION. SPECULATIN'.

http://home.sprynet.com/~dbrukman/Vernor-Vinge-at-1999-Lunacon.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i think it is so cool that cordwainer was also the ultimate psy-ops expert:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Psychological_Warfare_Linebarger.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

ha, i remember those dick covers. when did those come out? were they for generation xtasy?

scott seward, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I have at least 25 of them on my shelf; usually I droop a handkerchief over them :(

remy bean, Saturday, 4 August 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

80s paperback editions of Dune and Dune Messiah had fantastic, mysterious covers. They were also two of the best books I've ever read (and I mostly can't stand science fiction).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 4 August 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link

THATS YOUR PROBLEM

latebloomer, Saturday, 4 August 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

SHUT

latebloomer, Saturday, 4 August 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Those PKD covers were from 95/96, and totally look like my drunken experiments with Photoshop as an undergrad.

kingfish, Saturday, 4 August 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Man, every photo of me for a while, I insisted I hold that copy of Dune Messiah. What a phase.

Abbott, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, who's fucking idea was it to stick adverts in the middle of paperbacks?

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/flagellator%20interior.jpg

I have a few of the late 60s/early 70s printings with this shit. Its as gaudy as seeing pepsi commercials before a movie you already shelled out a shitload of dough for at the theater.

kingfish, Saturday, 4 August 2007 06:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I love adverts just cos they capture an exact point in time

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 4 August 2007 09:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I really like those 'crappy' covers w/shit paper - saw an old for a Burroughs paperback ("The Wild Boys") last week and besides the fact that I hadn't read it I couldn't resist.

Frank Herbert's "Whipping Star" ws another recent-ish cover I saw.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 4 August 2007 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't get why anyone would care what the crap a book's cover looks like

if you have to ask...

kenan, Saturday, 4 August 2007 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hatrack.com/osc/books/songmaster.jpg

dice in my pockets, Saturday, 4 August 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Thomas Disch wrote about the shitty covers in his "The Dreams Our Stuff Is Made Of", and talked about how most sci-fi covers are representational only in terms of marking their genre, and little else. His own "334" had a British printing w/ a rocket & planets on the cover, and the book has nothing to do with space travel.

I kinda like something between the abstract photoshop garbage of those Vintage PKD printings and the bleedingly literal representational portraits of specific characters in specific ships.

kingfish, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I have this copy, which fits the book better perhaps
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/513G30W2DFL._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1098/1223872643_129afc6526_m.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a bit small but you can click on it to see it bigger. Anyway it's a display for the new Gollanz editions mentioned upthread. Look great together.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Gollanz -Gollancz - for shame...

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, but I love those PKD covers! They're bright and fun and not overly literal illustrations of events in the books (I hate that).

Maria, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

There's a new series of PKD's lesser-known books just out, I snagged it from the slush pile at work. The covers are very Jeff Noon-esque. There are also some Neal Stephenson reprints which have completely hideous covers.

stet, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

probably intended to compliment to the hideous writing

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

80s paperback editions of Dune and Dune Messiah had fantastic, mysterious covers.

I think I know the ones you mean, they were srsly excellent, and they kept being good up to God Emperor... and then someone decided the whole series needed a new totally lame cover redesign.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 25 August 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

those 10000000 david weber novels that clutter the end of the sf section have the worst design.

adam, Saturday, 25 August 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i bought blood music based on the cover posted above (they all die!) and have just ordered two of the others. (£4 each on amazon)

(what's the bottom left? i haven't seen that one. i also have revelation space (top left + bottom right) in the original size / cover so...)

the top right appears to be that sculpture in manchester The B Of The Bang - http://www.bofthebang.com/

koogs, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

(bottom left is 'altered carbon' which i also already have - http://www.chronicles-network.com/forum/40727-the-gollancz-future-classics-range.html )

koogs, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

The depressing thing about those Gollancz books is that I actually own most of those books with their original shitty covers of spaceships and the like...

Stone Monkey, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 10:41 (sixteen years ago) link

That photo I took is so out of focus when you click on it, sorry!

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 11:01 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh I couldn't get past the first dozen pages of Altered Carbon

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i second your ugh.

koogs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I just couldn't believe that anyone was still trying to get mileage out of dressing up noir tropes in pseudo-science mumbo jumbo (with a little extra violence thrown in) and passing that off as somehow "forward thinking" or an "alarming vision of the future" or whatever

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

the violence, specifically the violence towards women, was the main factor i disliked it, yes.

damn you amazon recommendations.

koogs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm mid way through Evolution. The small mammals and primates didn't really get my sympathy but now we're onto homo whateverus things have picked up, interesting to see how we could have got from primate society to this sick sad world. Quite good on the big geological stuff too - e.g. 5 million years ago the Mediterranean may have filled up and evaporated fifteen times, over a million year period.

ledge, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i just made it through hyperion ... why?

remy bean, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Because you're supposed to. (The only thing I've read from Simmons yet is The Terror and I quite liked it.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, reminded me of the coffee grinder or whatever in Into Thin Air. "Men, only bring the barest of essentials! So, 100 kegs of rum, 300 gold candlesticks, a phonograph player, one pair of socks, one Welsh cap, 250 sets of silverware ..."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

You know one of the problems I had with it, something that wasn't really a problem but sort of was ... a problem? Because we all know the expedition failed and everyone disappeared/died, it became something of a suspense-free endurance test. Like I wrote before, the last 100 pages or whatever brought a fresh vantage to what preceded it, but that almost could have been a different book in its own right, separate from all the survival stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

to the original question, there are a handful of books getting prestige editions or rereleases with covers by well-known artists but it's generally works that are decades old

Ted Chiang hated the cover art on the initial release of one of his books enough that he spent his own money to commission art for a cover and the publisher still was a dick about it and wouldn't use it! He eventually was annoyed enough to change publishers
http://withboots.blogspot.com/2005/02/adventures-in-publishing.html
http://www.cityartsmagazine.com/issues/eastside/2010/07/ted-chiang-vs-tor-publishing

the art for William Gibson's recent books makes no sense to me, either, and it's amazing how much better the covers (and sometimes the binding and printing) are on the editions released in other countries. I have at least one UK version because the cover is better.

mh 😏, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

this is possibly the worst sf cover I have ever seen
https://sciencefictionruminations.files.wordpress.com/2019/12/the-knight-of-kadar.jpg?w=474&h=770

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

awesome

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

little n large, the early years

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

is this like Catchphrase?

koogs, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

"trunk line?"

koogs, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

Samuel Delany's generally entertaining on facebook and he went through a series a few weeks ago about how he feels the newer editions of his work, that tend toward the abstract shapes and colors school of covers, are racist for not portraying main characters, who are mostly people of color in his work

I mean, that's fair! Also kind of a market thing where a lot of science fiction books are tending toward more abstract covers, especially a decade ago during that series of reissues

mh, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

also wondering right now if the L. Sprague de Camp book above actually features trains with elephant-like creatures instead of locomotives because lol

mh, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link

An author's name has rarely been so apposite.

The multiplying villainies of nature / Do swarm upon him (Vast Halo), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

i could tell you some tales about *my* viagens interplanatarias

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link


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