Pretenders: Classic or Dud?

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April Fools Day 1984, they played the first rock concert held at the Orpheum, a beautiful old theatre in Memphis. Venue management, worried about the hooligan element (and the fact that Chrissie Hynde had already been arrested once in Memphis for kicking out a police car's window), handed out flyers saying "behave yourselves or this will be the first and last rock show at the Orpheum." So the crowd was fairly subdued... well, meek is the word. I don't know if the band didn't know about the warnings, but Hynde kept exhorting the crowd to get up offa our asses. Finally, they started playing "I Go To Sleep," very soft and slow...quieter and slower...finally they all laid down onstage and pretended (haw) to take naps. Then they got up and tore into something more "yow!", maybe "Day After Day." We got the message and picked up the enthusiasm a couple of notches, but it still wasn't the rave-up that the band wanted. (We were well-behaved enough that that's where I saw Zappa that December.)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Key words are "hot" and "shit".

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 26 August 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Hate to interrupt this love-in, but the timing is perfect: Just the other day I was listening to "Middle Of The Road", a song I've loved for 20 yrs, and for some reason that snarky little line about some "little jerk" of a clingy fan really stuck in my craw. I mean, everybody accepts that assholes like Frank Zappa (who recorded at lot of music that I still enjoy) or Roger Waters (who didn't) had a lot of contempt for their audience, but shouldn't a rock 'n roll FAN like Chrissie Hynde be better than that?

I still like The Pretenders (who played the first and ONLY stadium-sized concert I've ever attended, Detroit's Joe Louis Arena '87, and Chrissie was totally outgoing and charismatic and made an "I'm-not-worthy" wisecrack about sharing the stage with Iggy Pop, who was the opening act, and the main reason I attended) and I still like "Middle Of The Road", but now it leaves a bit of a bad aftertaste, so tell me: Am I misunderstanding or overreacting? And why should it only now bother me 20 years after the fact?

Comments?

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

there aren't many records I vividly remember purchasing, but I certainly remember the day in 1984 on the last day of school when I went to the record store and bought Learning to Crawl on cassette. An absolute classic album!

are any of their post get close albums worth the time beyond the singles? I remember not liking Packed that much when it came out, and then I don't think I bought anything else. I did get hooked on the VH1Classics Pretenders marathon hour a few weekends ago.

Ray Davies and Chrissie Hynde are a power-mullet couple if I've ever seen one.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I heard "Message of Love" the other day, and it effortlessly lifted my spirits (after a multi-hour scream fest courtesy of my teething daughter's aching little gums). Those oomphy chords at the start, Honeyman-Scott's solo, the closing harmonies.....it's an absolutely stunning marriage of rock muscle and melodic airyness (i was going to say "evanescence," but that word has been ruined for me).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post to Myonga:

I never thought of that lyric as complaining about a fan. I guess you could take it that way if you look at it as a specific piece of autobiography, but "I can't get from the car to the curb without some little jerk on my back" seems a pretty universal sentiment somewhat hyperbolically stated.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't seen the "Message of Love" video in at least 20 years, but in my memory it's my favorite, v. simple, a circle of alternating white panels and black voids, the band set up inside the circle and playing, shot from the dark backgrounds all around. Haven't been lucky enough to see that one on VH1 Classic yet.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

My post was supposed to say that I was laughing hysterically at the idea that The Pretenders could be thought of as "dud". Instead, I messed it up.

Bimble (bimble), Thursday, 26 August 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd say they're a dud now.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 26 August 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I really like "Brass in Pocket" and their other song that sounds like "Brass in Pocket", but most of their first album didn't do much for me. Maybe I should listen to it again.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 26 August 2004 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i like the "back on the chain gang" video a lot.

i made another pretenders thread somewhere, i like them (her?) a whole lot.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Conversely, I find the video for "I'll Stand By You" really depressing: Chrissie cavorting unconvincingly in a log cabin with a model pretty-boy, proclaiming her undying dedication to him. Bleaaah. This was the woman who sang "Precious" and "Bad Boys Get Spanked"? Vile.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

i like the song "i'll stand by you", though.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

what is "hymn to her" about??

amateur!!st, Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

her mother

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I like one or two tracks off the record from, when was it - 2001?

the chimefox, Saturday, 11 September 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Ray Davies and Chrissie Hynde are a power-mullet couple if I've ever seen one.

indeed!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Viva el amor! is their best album since Learning to Crawl.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Has any other rock star maintained the same look for as long as Chrissie Hynde (and brush that fucking hair out of your eyes)?

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

chrissy amphlett. must be something about the name.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

scott seward, I love you.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

saw them opening for the Who about a year and a half ago. their set was full of surprises: they opened with "the wait" and closed with "precious"; the shitty songs ("i'll stand by you") somehow worked; and hynde's voice has not changed one iota since 1980. so many bands have to play songs in different keys to accommodate the singer's time-ravaged voice. the pretenders had to make no such adjustments.

Lawrence the Looter, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Love the first record.

libcrypt, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

packed! is quite a good little album, readily available at any used CD store.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

They remind me of The Police, in that they were a bunch of lags who'd been around the fringes of the British music scene forever, and then were roped together to back up a hit-sniffing singer/songwriter on a major label.

Which is not to say they weren't an excellent band, as they obviously were - at least for the first LP.

PhilK, Thursday, 3 July 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

They were very good to excellent on a couple of other albums too.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 3 July 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

did nick lowe produce "kid"? it uses the same latin-by-way-of-brill-building syncopation as his "cruel to be kind"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyKp0iia6MM

not an altogether terrible video. young chrissie hynde looks like parker posey here.

amateurist, Saturday, 24 October 2009 09:22 (fourteen years ago) link

'kid' is a chris thomas production

undergrad lovers (electricsound), Saturday, 24 October 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link

aha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5czpuRnQw

for some reason i cannot begin to explain, watching this video makes me nostalgic for a time when the record industry was making shitloads of money off songs like this

amateurist, Saturday, 24 October 2009 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the way hynde uses her limited voice. she unapologetically goes flat all over the place, but anticipates and modulates it to sound desirable and cool.

amateurist, Saturday, 24 October 2009 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

"Kid" = one of my favorite guitar solos of all timez.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 24 October 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

for some reason i cannot begin to explain, watching this video makes me nostalgic for a time when the record industry was making shitloads of money off songs like this

yeah - I think there's a real nice mix of chaos & incredible optimism in the now-hilarious concept of guys with enough money and power to make some happen putting the Pretenders on their high-priority list -altho the song itself is aiming squarely at the "nostalgia" button from note one, aggressively, so there's that, too.

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 24 October 2009 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Simpler times.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm finding it difficult to accept the notion that Hynde has a limited voice.

lihaperäpukamat (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Alfred she sings flat about half the time. It's a charming flat, but it's flat.

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

total classic, the first album is awesome

FACK, Sunday, 25 October 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't like them at the time (but I never hate them), for music-as-identity reasons (they were too mainstream for me), but now I think some of these songs are great. I still find the songs a bit depressing, like a lot of popular music from the time, for reminding me of the idealized high school years I definitely did not experience. (Never be born to a Christian clergyman.)

_Rudipherous_, Sunday, 25 October 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the coolest thing on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LO265eITJ0

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 25 October 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

her flatness works because it's hipster flat, downtown flat, by way of lou reed/patti smith/etc. she's too cool to hit those notes. ric ocasek pulled the same trick, obviously. really a lot of american new-wave singing drew on that kind of self-conscious remove. the good ones (and i definitely count chrissie as a good one) made it work by always letting you hear the vulnerability under the pose.

STRATE IN2 DAKRNESS (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 25 October 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

that "Brass in Pocket" vid is great ... love Chrissie taking a drag of her cig midway through

how effin awesome is this tho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTsSD18BBc

Stormy Davis, Sunday, 25 October 2009 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I will never not be a fan.

Break Up the Concrete was pretty good, if anyone but me cares anymore. Search: the title song ("Cuban Slide" beat plus her best bit of vocal nonsense since "Brrrrr, nyyowww!") and "Boots of Chinese Plastic":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDZrzd4yA-8

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 25 October 2009 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Joining the lovefest. Dig the rhythm section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7TyAjje0Y

that's not my post, Sunday, 25 October 2009 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

the first album is brilliant... criminally underrated. RIP JHS

yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

It's in my top ten; it's the rest of their catalog through 1999 that's criminally underrated.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

given how the first album has been treated in '80s album polls on ilx (and elsewhere), i'm considering the U-word increasingly justifiable

some dude, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

yes! Packed is the only one from the Pretenders-->Viva el Amor run that has never clicked with me after two decades of fandom.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

Curious about turnout now, abysmal then:

Best Pretenders Album

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

Damn, I would've thrown Get Close a vote. Feels like the time is right for someone to cover "Don't Get Me Wrong".

brimstead, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, some country artist should do it.

brimstead, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Packed! has one of my favorite Hynde tracks, though...a co-write with Johnny Marr called "When Will I See You".

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

eh that's stupid but whatever
kissing trump's ass in any way is the offense

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

lol kissy hinde

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

Has plenty of potential for this thread: Band names that are parodies of other bands' names.

But certainly not for this one: Worst band/musician with a name that is pun based on other bands/musicians

breastcrawl, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link

Kiss B. Hynde

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 22 February 2020 06:46 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Still haven't gotten around to the new album yet, but this, from her ongoing "Dylan Lockdown Series", is lovely:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBUhaj76B_U

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 July 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

It didn't need the last shot, but I found that video unexpectedly moving. Beautiful cover too.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 20 July 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...

Anyone else heard the Dylan covers album that Chrissie put out today? Kudos to her for selecting some less obvious song choices, I guess, but I don't know if she always went with his strongest material (two songs each from Shot of Love and Infidels!). At the very least, I am grateful to finally have a version of that "Love Minus Zero/No Limit" cover that I liked so much from last year on record.

edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Friday, 21 May 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

yeah wow that seems like a natural for her to cover!

brimstead, Friday, 21 May 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link

I would have loved to hear her salvage "Caribbean Wind." The one on Biograph sucks but on the old bootlegged outtake (which wasn't included on Trouble No More), it sounded like Dylan's phrasing could have been inspired by Chrissie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=audUHTtPi1I

The awkward arrangement needs to be re-done, but I could see the original Pretenders fixing this and making something great out of it.

birdistheword, Saturday, 22 May 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

Anyone read/have anything to say about this?: https://utpress.utexas.edu/books/adam-sobsey-chrissie-hynde

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 16:16 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

Excerpt from a recorded 1981 phone interview with James Honeyman-Scott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-blEXEO4qSY

birdistheword, Monday, 12 September 2022 17:22 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

played the 7th street entry (capacity 250) in mpls last night and apparently everyone was blown away

mookieproof, Friday, 8 September 2023 12:41 (seven months ago) link


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