why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

would've been funnier with only one 'whacky' activity

Final line needs a cute illustration of a stick figure doing CPR on another stick figure.

"for nobody is immune" a chilling warning

eh, the rest of that 'rainbow of intentions' thing was ott mush, but you mocked the one piece that was spot on and should be said more often

I'm giving Takei a pass for the rest of the month because he cracked my shit up with a Batman-slapping-Robin "Call Me Maybe" joke (it was the first one I saw)

i thought this was funny. dude takes his facebook REALLY seriously. reminded me of that book by that kid that came out a few years back and i'm blanking on title/name...The Virtues of Plainness by Jebediah Springfield or something like that.

http://www.brooklynrail.org/2012/09/express/walden-in-a-wired-world

that essay should actually be on the hand-crafted thread. as i noted on facebook - where i first saw this naturally and courtesy of yeti mike - when have people NOT lied about themselves and when have people NOT shared too much information? or blabbed too much?

i could see it being the manifesto of a brooklyn bookbinding company.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578357_343988352357717_328804177_n.jpg

Again, I am someone who has some of these things, don't try to guilt me into posting it.

i have all those where's my parade :C

NEVER JUDGE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

only god can judge what he don't understand

'I know which of my friends will copy and paste' takes on a serious air of stalking in that context.

jesus fuck

maybe god gave u an invisible illness bc he didn't want to force other ppl to have to deal w/ it, kay?

(i'm kidding - god gave u an invisible illness bc he's trying to kill u)

He's trying to kill us all, in the long run.

Oh, and as a 'sufferer' of one of the listed ailments, no.

seems kinda weird & shitty to lump autism in with the rest of those

it seems shitty to lump all of those things together, that is like every single medical issue ever

(Crohn's, PTSD, DIARRHEA, tummyache, M.S., FACE CANCER, etc)

lazy eye, phantom limb, the shakes...

rickets, dropsy, housemaid's knee

bee sting, stubbed toe, itching powder in pants

weird vibes, ennui, snow blindness

yes, the macro is rather dumb and uses guilt inappropriately, but I still have enough empathy with the chronically ill that all this pointing and laughing doesn't feel right to me.

guilt, empathy, pointing and laughing

aimlessness

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/564523_449332301786308_1315580175_n.jpg

Word.

http://www.maslin.plus.com/joseph/roalddahl/images/portrait2.jpg

To be fair, Roald Dahl had an awful lot of bad, disturbing thoughts.

^^^

right there 'KILL THE JEWS!!11!!' is emanating from his mean lips and glowering dead eyes

all children's book writers are secretly horrible people

no secret with him

Dahl told a reporter in 1983, "There’s a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity ... I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason."[50]

that stinker, hitler

he was a rum old chap, there's no doubt about it

big friendly jewhater

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/401372_10151206407561368_811894112_n.jpg

i have to embody ALL of them??? how do you embody a quote exactly?

SIZE OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!
SHAPE OF GEORGE TAKEI!

You embody all the quotes on Facebook by sprouting wings, becoming 'bald', and eating fish and carrion.

and by being smug

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427793_10151161130578360_2042484374_n.jpg

i've seen that one so much, and i've just assumed it was vancouverites being unjustifiably smug

....and are in the pockets of the cocaine cartels

hola me llamo mayor of bogota

this actually showed up organically on my wall. the meathead drummer of my high school ska band (lol) was tagged in it by his girlfriend

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598713_637972542848_2062911391_n.jpg

If you're taking relationship advice from Bob then you have bigger problems.

FFS

haha bob marley never said that

'perfect guys dont exist' --bob marley

'get famous, bang tons hot chix, no condom necessary' --bob marley

"tell those women in the other room to be quiet"