why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i have to embody ALL of them??? how do you embody a quote exactly?

SIZE OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!
SHAPE OF GEORGE TAKEI!

You embody all the quotes on Facebook by sprouting wings, becoming 'bald', and eating fish and carrion.

and by being smug

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427793_10151161130578360_2042484374_n.jpg

i've seen that one so much, and i've just assumed it was vancouverites being unjustifiably smug

....and are in the pockets of the cocaine cartels

hola me llamo mayor of bogota

this actually showed up organically on my wall. the meathead drummer of my high school ska band (lol) was tagged in it by his girlfriend

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598713_637972542848_2062911391_n.jpg

If you're taking relationship advice from Bob then you have bigger problems.

FFS

haha bob marley never said that

'perfect guys dont exist' --bob marley

'get famous, bang tons hot chix, no condom necessary' --bob marley

"tell those women in the other room to be quiet"

"Sometimes friends can do stuff that really gets on your nerves. But ask yourself, is the person there when I need them? And if so, don't sweat the small stuff."

--Vladimir Nabokov

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon 'em." —Mitt Romney

lollll " -bob marley" was the greatest punchline that could have had

"When I hear the word culture..., I release the safety on my Browning!"

— Bob Marley

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/576975_182567215212966_1931214122_n.jpg

"I and I give praise to Jah" - Tony Robbins

But what about Judge Dredd? Does that mean that he can only be jury and executioner now?

I wonder if there's a reason why the person who posted that thing to their facebook is such a defensive jerk.

The thread question has turned itself inside out.

"Don't judge me!"

What, you think the fact that you have a backstory like every other person on this planet gives you a little jerk forcefield? Fuck you.

The quickest, zero-to-60-in-five-seconds way of getting judgement from me is to post a dumb macro on a wall in the name of 'personal expression.'

"only god and the relevant courts and other governmental bodies in my jurisdiction can judge me"

Our Amber posted this one on her facebook banner/wall:

http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/192106740324743531_POM2axxs_b.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/425902_10152130378250626_55034844_n.jpg

ewwwww...

just thinking about that to write that is just...ewwwww.

why do i hate the term "ginger" so much? is that a u.k. thing that i somehow never heard until a couple of years ago? did the spice girls start it?

I've been hearing it a lot more lately - the last couple years, as you say. Can't be the Spice Girls.

Always makes me think of this though

http://norwegianity.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ginger.jpg

that cartoon bugs me tbh

south park popularized the term in usa i think

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e11-ginger-kids

UK people have always said Ginger - it's often (but not always) intended pejoratively.

Amber has had ginger hair from around 6 months onwards (we had decided the name before she was born), and has been a pretty girl since day one. She never heard the word used as an 'insult' until one day some kid tried it and she just burst out laughing at them.

So, yeah don't call her 'strawberry blonde' or other such, she likes her gingerness.

Yeah when an american says ginger I want to stab them

what if they are offering you ginger snaps

they are really asking for ginger STABS

americans were saying ginger before south park

popularized

popular americans were saying ginger before south park

good theory

Has everyone forgotten what they learned from watching Gilligan's Island?

I'd never heard anyone refer to a person as "a ginger" prior to South Park.

i never heard it once until the internet. i might have first seen it on ilx!

there seems to be general consensus that ginger is a newly popular term in america

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gingers-do-have-souls

everybody in america saw that MIA vid