New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

Hate to think what his masturbation diary is like.

passbook still doesn't work. 'can't connect to itunes store' error for days now. that setting-the-time-ahead-a-year-and-back-again trick does nothing. what i am trying to say here is lol.

oh god, that link

just looking at a gallery of pics of people celebrating buying the iphone, all the genuses are arrayed in a gauntlet cheering them on, real weird shit

Wow, that actually is kinda like

3. The rep then encourages you to open your iPhone and shares in your excitement.

It's late and I'm drunk, but that link really upset me. How can a person have lived in such a fucking vacuum that this is such a big deal to him? I really want to track down the at&t store guy and just give him a little hug for dealing with a shit job he probably hates like any normal person would. Fuck these coddled overgrown grubery cunts.

Although I can see why he thinks apple owes him.

when I got my 4, I picked it up at the store and the sales rep tried to behave as if he was guiding me through a religious experience, to the point where he placed the box in front of me and encouraged me to open it, then wanted me to sit there and bask in the phone's glory

I basically looked at him like he was insane and plugged the phone into his laptop so I could set it up and get the fuck out of there; this time I'm having it delivered so I don't have to deal with that shit (though it's not getting here until October; fair trade-off IMO)

ppl like the dude who wrote that blog are the fucking worst and if I could figure out how to make money punching them all in the face while singing I would have discovered my dream job

when I got my first ipad from an apple store, the bloke who served me was ~properly creepy~, to the point that I had to encourage him to settle the fuck down

http://i.imgur.com/6YWkc.png

reassess yr life bro

http://i.imgur.com/U68oT.png

i jah i phone

I support euthanasia in cases like this

IT IS A PHONE YOU DICKS

http://www.nickwoodhams.com/post/31988005655

― barthes simpson, Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:29 PM (2 hours ago)

Misses the very best part of this whole story!!!:

http://arstechnica.com/apple/2009/08/ipod-repair-scammer-hit-with-restitution-jail-time/

tbf its more of a pocket computer than a phone, so its understandable

ppl like the dude who wrote that blog are the fucking worst and if I could figure out how to make money punching them all in the face while singing I would have discovered my dream job

imo this sounds more like a spiritual calling than a job

More pics pls

http://media.talkingpointsmemo.com/slideshow/apple-iphone-release

enyoy

my iphone 5 stayed in its sealed courier bag for most of the day, I mentioned it off-hand to someone and three people were like WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

i.e.

IT IS A PHONE YOU DICKS

― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:51 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

x 49857349857349857935

holy shit re: scammer dude

hahahahahahahahahaha

that guy is being totally overdramatic, but i partially agree with what he's saying in that a big part of the Apple fetish is their boxing. but expecting the sales guy to watch you open the package and beam good vibrations is hilarious

Apple store dude tried to do that with my iPad 1. And dropped it. Can't imagine how this guy would have handled that

In 1997 when I went into GAME and said "I'd like an N64 with Mariokart and Mario64 please" the lad behind the counter tried to give me a high five. I'm afraid left him hanging.

jim you cold as ice

is it possible to believe Apple are shipping iphones in this state
http://www.theverge.com/2012/9/24/3381464/iphone-5-scuff-photos#3864013

very probably, if they're having to meet insane targets of 4867438378953 units per day

i don't understand how they can despoil the excitement like this

fwiw I think they'll all scuff and ultimately just look loved/worn like the old ipods xp

mine was fine out of the box, one or two tiny tiny barely perceptible dings on the top, but tbh I could have done those myself

my macbook pro arrived scuffed and when I opened it a few months later to reattach the optical drive's cable, a loose screw fell out

but yeah no I can't believe the well-paid artisanal iphone makers in China would let this slip under their watchful eyes

the discovery that their co-workers might be responsible for defiling the precious objects led them to riot yesterday

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/25/technology/foxconn-plant-in-china-closed-after-worker-riot.html

God damn, I hate the iphone. I had a nasty falling out with my sister over it. I just don't think it is cute or ergonomic. Everyone tells me to get one "for the music". It has all of these hard edges. I just think they are ugly and un-phonelike. Then my mom got an ipad and it's cool for people who aren't heavy into computers...but as soon as I get the money I'm getting a Macbook pro. What's sad is many CAD programs aren't available for Mac so I always need a PC. But I miss the laptops.

Besides, I don't use itunes anymore since it lost its charm a long time ago plus someone at work (in house job?) hacked all of our itunes and that kind of ruined the experience for a lot of us. Believe it or not, I switched to Windows Media Player until Spotify came along.

I need to buy a few copies of Windows for my Mac-using office to use w/ boot camp. I assume Windows 7 is the best, most affordable option but when I search for a copy to buy I get confused. Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64bit (Full) System Builder DVD 1 Pack -- is this what i want? i don't even know what it means! can someone here w/ more experience than me w/ boot camp link me up to the thing on amazon I need to buy so I can become WORKPLACEHERO???

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002DHLVII

you probably want this

I had a nasty falling out with my sister over it.

Seriously? How does that happen?

only "toilet paper: over or under" causes more nuclear family detonations iirc

xxp is there a cheaper version? maybe personal edition instead of professional?

People are strange

There's Home Premium: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002DHGMK0

Also if you can wait Windows 8 is going to be uber-cheap in the first few months. It's out in a couple of weeks iirc

^^^^ this too

i use my iphone for the music, the best music comes with iphone, everyone knows that

Also if you can wait Windows 8 is going to be uber-cheap in the first few months. It's out in a couple of weeks iirc

― stet, Monday, September 24, 2012 10:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just make sure yr computer has a touch screen lol burn

Also if you can wait Windows 8 is going to be uber-cheap in the first few months. It's out in a couple of weeks iirc

― stet, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:54 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that means my work pc will be three operating systems out of date

THREE

I already have Windows 8 on a virtual machine running on my MBP ^_^

kinda want to take my iMac to boot camp, but don't want to actually pay money for windows

if only there were some way to get software for free

maybe i'll write a letter to bill gates, i am basically related to him (actually sort of true, in a "my parents were genetically required to be at a wedding that he was required to attend by marriage")