why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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have you ever seen yourself in a mirror??

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://books.google.com/ngrams/chart?content=douchebag&corpus=0&smoothing=3&year_start=1978&year_end=2008

huh, looks like lagoon's right!

how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

i don't remember douche ever going away or being dated! THAT word i have heard almost my whole life.

scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

feels like a fire burning on my skull, or like a patch of carrots growing from my brain.

omar little, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

u should do one of those ask things on reddit

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

reddit

omar little, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

it never stops

omar little, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh... my... god

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

its all connected

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

i don't remember douche ever going away or being dated! THAT word i have heard almost my whole life.

― scott seward, Monday, September 24, 2012 12:47 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not saying you guys are doing this but i do think theres a funny tic w/people who consider themselves culturally clued in in that the deeply felt need to have been an early adopter of whatever trend is under discusion requires such copious backdating of personal usage records that they inevitably end up at the conclusion that things have always been that way, which is somewhat ironic as it represents less actual cultural insight than the current conventional wisdom

fail? come on people have been using fail in that way forever, in elementary school we used to yell fail at each other when we fell down in the school yard, and anyway the word fail i mean thats not new right come on pfft

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

fail i only know from the internet.

scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

but i'm old.

scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

but for real people have been calling each other douchebag forever. howard stern kept it alive for future generations almost singlehandedly.

scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

i mean i can only go by personal experience. i've NEVER heard anyone call someone ginger in real life. i've been hearing douchbag since grade school. or just plain douche.

scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

I only learned about "ginger" with the Spice Girls invasion

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

douche had a huge recent resurgence in popularity, it ime became more popular than it had ever been, it was also more douche focused rather than the previously dominant douchebag

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

i remember being 13 when "pwn" started and thinking that the final fantasy message board i posted on started it

zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

but ginger still predates south park, you can't convince me otherwise

zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

you cant seem to use the usual search modifiers on google trends so obvs it hard to tease out stuff thats abt ginger the food or the name or w/e but heres a search for ginger hair in the usa

http://i.imgur.com/YzxFw.png

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

that episode aired in 05 tho?

zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

It originally aired on November 9, 2005. The episode caused controversy after its ironic premise was misunderstood by people who acted violently against redheads. [2]

zachylon (zachlyon), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

...and that's that little blip in the third quarter.

how's life, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

its a long path to mainstream acceptance, and like i said thats a search for 'ginger hair' which is obvs a different formulation than just calling someone a ginger

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

future linguists will no doubt call the period between 05-10 the a ginger/red hair era

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCi7Xg7UeQ

kinder, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

blah blah blah GINGER blah blah blah blah GINGER blah

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

goddam gingers causing these semantic arguments

barthes simpson, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/s8kkq.jpg

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

Charisma is cosplaying as Rasputin in an airport

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

Intelligence is knowing that it's possible to grow certain configurations of facial hair...

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Knowing that knowing that a tomato is a fruit does not make you intelligent or not-intelligent is wisdom.

Aimless, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

as a factoid connoisseur i consider did you know a tomato is actually fruit not a vegetable to be strictly bottom shelf, i mean did you know youre conflating two different systems and that maybe a tomato is a fruit and a vegetable

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

lag∞n I want to enroll in your masters in factoids

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

who puts tomato in a salad?

even stupid people don't do that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

fruit salad I mean

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

I was like

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sorry VG, what thread have you spent most of your time on today and you're still asking a "who does that with food" question?

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

But maybe GENIUS is PUTTING THE TOMATO IN THE FRUIT SALAD! HAHA! I do the most totally random things all the time once you get to know me.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

is that wm. gibson with mohawk behind stephenson???

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

lag∞n I want to enroll in your masters in factoids

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, September 24, 2012 3:46 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/cI4Aw.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

i'll def fuck w/ a tomato/pineapple/strawberry combo

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

my british friend in hs would laugh at people with red hair and call them "ginge," like "haha! can you believe that? he's a fuckin ginge!"

flying scrotus (flopson), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

there are a lot of regional variations on the insult form of it, usually to do with suppressing a consonant or switching to a hard g

human centipede hz (thomp), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

a rilly rilly sweet cherry tomato wouldn't be that out of place in a fruit salad.

scott seward, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

p sure ive made salsa that had tomato and mango in it

lag∞n, Monday, 24 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

...thus ends the first session of the Ginger Exploratory Committee ie ENOUGH WITH THE THE GINGER TALK MAYBE?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

making fun of gingers, making fun of people who make fun of gingers, talking about gingers at all, the word "ginger" = all things I find very boring

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

ginger humor is about on the level of "lol canada!" in my book

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

need more fun things from FB

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link


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