why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

fruit salad I mean

I was like

I'm sorry VG, what thread have you spent most of your time on today and you're still asking a "who does that with food" question?

But maybe GENIUS is PUTTING THE TOMATO IN THE FRUIT SALAD! HAHA! I do the most totally random things all the time once you get to know me.

is that wm. gibson with mohawk behind stephenson???

lag∞n I want to enroll in your masters in factoids

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Monday, September 24, 2012 3:46 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/cI4Aw.jpg

i'll def fuck w/ a tomato/pineapple/strawberry combo

my british friend in hs would laugh at people with red hair and call them "ginge," like "haha! can you believe that? he's a fuckin ginge!"

there are a lot of regional variations on the insult form of it, usually to do with suppressing a consonant or switching to a hard g

a rilly rilly sweet cherry tomato wouldn't be that out of place in a fruit salad.

p sure ive made salsa that had tomato and mango in it

...thus ends the first session of the Ginger Exploratory Committee ie ENOUGH WITH THE THE GINGER TALK MAYBE?

making fun of gingers, making fun of people who make fun of gingers, talking about gingers at all, the word "ginger" = all things I find very boring

ginger humor is about on the level of "lol canada!" in my book

need more fun things from FB

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/303764_10151081549201312_278874997_n.jpg

I don't remember if I had already posted that one, didn't want to load the 2300 messages to find out.

Gotta buy the gas to get there first. And breakfast. Don't forget breakfast.

ARTIST THING:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/539301_10151141983403972_60700728_n.jpg

sorry all I read was BLAH BLAH BLAH PERVERSE FANTASY BLAH BLAH

Gotta buy the gas to get there first. And breakfast. Don't forget breakfast.

― Aimless, Monday, September 24, 2012 5:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, it took me until I was about 24 to realize that the whole Thoreauvian "just walk there instead of working to get the money to take the train" thing doesn't work out all that well

I'm wondering is "Tattva" the song that sounds like he's singing "Ginger Baker Trout Farm"?
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, September 27, 2005 6:15 AM Bookmark

^^^ my kind of ginger humor

mmmm, perverse fantasy

thank you for understanding

making fun of gingers, making fun of people who make fun of gingers, talking about gingers at all, the word "ginger" = all things I find very boring

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, September 24, 2012 5:17 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not boring enough apparently

irl lol

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561050_10151043562631275_1571613134_n.jpg

GOTCHA

belongs in the rolling is this racist/reddit thread

gimme a break i have never talked about gingers on the internet in my life. i'm the one who said they hated the word! i LIKE calling people red. red is fun.

I get myself in enough trouble here, no way am I going near a "is this racist" thread.

spot the typo

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/387513_501501263194619_543591835_n.jpg

love that they bypassed men/women, guys/chicks for males/females.

be gentle, man

i couldn't spot the anagram because i was temporarily blinded with rage

the typo i mean

sit down, females!

how to be a lady: sit down

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/59993/59993,1283779672,1/stock-photo-young-couple-awaiting-baby-woman-sitting-man-standing-white-background-60520918.jpg

come on guys, we have to form GENTLEMAN: DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090926155339/voltron/images/f/fd/My-vehicle-voltron-flat.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/247767_10151182768132389_1125667985_n.jpg

What about books by Glenn Beck? 50 Shades of Gray?

that stock photo really annoys me. Something about how putting coffee on top of books is something mostly nerdy slobs do, but the coffee cup is gold-rimmed hotel china and the books look untouched.

Books are for looking at, not touching. Duh.

exactly, you look at them, feel better, and then go about your business

anyway if that quote were true, it's hard to imagine how said "many people" could ever feel depressed at all, because it's rather easy to sight a book in most circumstances

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz2ax91hx1qbz33qo1_500.jpg

"Inspirational Will Smith" is my favorite subgenre of these.

OK, that's hilarious.

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME WILL SMITH

<3 will smith

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MEWILL SMITH

haha i did not mean to post that word for word