this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

American Express is people!!!!!

-- Trayce (trac...), February 26th, 2003.

-- dave q (scrape10...), February 26th, 2003. (later)

-- No One (n...), February 26th, 2003.

-- Siegbran (siegbra...), February 25th, 2003 11:25 AM.

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So it's a pub rock record then?
-- Tom (ebro...), February 25th, 2003 11:26 AM.

--gygax

I dunno why this made me laugh. Perhaps it's because I imagine you being really concerned about the thoroughness of her collection while simultaneously plotting for booty. Or that she wasn't worthy unless her Sassy collection was complete.

Sorry, I was typing with my ridiculous penis

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 27th, 2003.

"The supposed 'punks' now DO have the original punks as a reference point"

So pretty much like the punks had the original rock 'n' rollers as a reference point....

"which of course means that the whole meaning of the punk scene has been wiped away..... punk was new, vibrant, fresh, dirty, unacceptable...."

Much like rock 'n' roll had been 20 years previously....

"now 'piunk'is merely a lazy journo phrase, or a sad selling point for fat record execs to get rich over."

Much like rock 'n' roll had become by the time punk appeared.

Punk's about as valid and about as revolutionary today as rock'n' roll was before punk came along.

-- Stewart Osborne (stewart.osborn...), February 27th, 2003.

Stewart - your punk-follows-rock'n'roll claim is baffling in the extreme. And quite wrong, too.
Johnny Rotten got beaten up once, I remember, forshouting at some teddy boys that "Elvis lives in a wooden box"..... so I can't honestly see that there is much connection, can you?

-- russ t (russ.thoma...), February 27th, 2003.

another for the "russ t provides unintentional hilarity" file, methinks.

-- Tom () (), February 27th, 2003 5:52 PM.

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The Owl had hollow bones, which were presumably counterbalanced by his being a fat tub of lard.
-- Al_Ewing (al_work_har...), February 21st, 2003 8:49 PM. (later) (admin) (62.60.50.220)

what are your best practical longevity tips?

-- Sébastien Chikara (p_chikar...), February 27th, 2003 11:04 AM.

-- Chris Piuma (chri...), February 27th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Droit de seigneur

-- Tom (ebro...), February 27th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), February 27th, 2003 1:24 PM. (later)

(this was Mike Hanley, I forgot to copy the rest of it)

-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), February 27th, 2003 4:12 AM. (later)

-- dave q (scrape10...), August 30, 2001

Especially nutty considering the timing.

(It occurs to me that this would be a better story if it ended in a shitting frenzy.)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 1st, 2003.
NO IT WOULD NOT BE.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 1st, 2003.
I was wondering where the soap would enter that story. Probably after the shitting frenzy.

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 1st, 2003.

Linkin Park fans will grow up; DMB fans will always be huge asshats.

-- Jon Williams (x...), February 28th, 2003. (later)

-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), February 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

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An Andy Garcia MOVIE that is.

-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), February 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- gareth

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), June 11th, 2002.

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mark you'd be amazed, I often just don't bother and wait the extra 20 minutes or so.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 28th, 2003.

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that's commitment
-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), February 28th, 2003.

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Yes when I see the smile on my little face, it's all worth it.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 28th, 2003.

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You carry a mirror around with you?
-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), February 28th, 2003.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), March 3rd, 2003 10:44 PM. (later)

If there was, the art colleges would rejoice so hard...
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 3rd, 2003.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 24th, 2002 3:31 AM.

-- Nicole (nicolew1...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), March 3rd, 2003 1:55 PM.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Dan Perry)
No biscuit!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Ned)
no gravy?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (RJG)
I HATE gravy!

Please pass the strawberry jam. Thanks.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (coco)
"Wouldya please pass the JELLY?"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Ned)
I don't think yer ready for this jelly!

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (coco)
Sarahlicious.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 4th, 2003. (later) (Ned)

-- Josh (kortbei...) (webmail), May 8th, 2002

Kitaro and Yanni don't come to Williamsburg very often.
-- chuck (cedd...), March 4th, 2003.

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this isn't Rate My Poo y'know
-- electric sound of jim (electricsou...)

-- Lynskey (pau...), March 5th, 2003.