why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

how to be a lady: sit down

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come on guys, we have to form GENTLEMAN: DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE

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What about books by Glenn Beck? 50 Shades of Gray?

that stock photo really annoys me. Something about how putting coffee on top of books is something mostly nerdy slobs do, but the coffee cup is gold-rimmed hotel china and the books look untouched.

Books are for looking at, not touching. Duh.

exactly, you look at them, feel better, and then go about your business

anyway if that quote were true, it's hard to imagine how said "many people" could ever feel depressed at all, because it's rather easy to sight a book in most circumstances

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"Inspirational Will Smith" is my favorite subgenre of these.

OK, that's hilarious.

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME WILL SMITH

<3 will smith

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF MEWILL SMITH

haha i did not mean to post that word for word

'myself among them', way to ruin your pithy quotable, pulitzer prize winner jane smiley

-- MEWILL SMITH

i hate will smith btw

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I <3 woll smoth

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cynical

go the extra mile. god knows nobody else ever fuckin does!!

what is that even referring to

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looks crowded

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Why would a conformist be trying to "change the system" wtf that makes no sense :|

Back to "ginger":

The use of ginger in the US to describe red hair took off with publication of the first Harry Potter book in 1998, says Kory Stamper of Merriam-Webster. Unlike in the UK, there is no anti-ginger prejudice in the US, she says - Americans think of warm, comforting things like gingerbread.

Ginger never used to mean 'all the kinds of red hair' - it was a synonym for 'strawberry blonde'.

all of these quotes would be made better if they were signed "~Immortal Technique"

~Immortal Technique (guy who successfully changed the system from the outside {via rap music})

The use of ginger in the US to describe red hair took off with publication of the first Harry Potter book in 1998, says Kory Stamper of Merriam-Webster. Unlike in the UK, there is no anti-ginger prejudice in the US, she says - Americans think of warm, comforting things like gingerbread.

Wait, what do they have in the UK - - - gingerpoison?

Again, the gripe (which is probably moving off into "innocuous things > IA" territory) isn't with the adjective "ginger," it's with the noun "a ginger" to describe a person, which just reeks of thinks-they're-quite-clever-and-cutting-edge on the part of the person saying it, IME.

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hahahahahaha

have you seen the drone missile variant?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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waiting for a fundie friend to bust out a gay marriage version

please let this mean "you talkin' to me?"

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There's no way Pobepm DeHupo actually said that.

This is a rough translation but it comes down to something like:

Imagine, that there isn't the heavens.
It's easy. Try.

~~Bob Marleyw

Actually, wait, sorry, that might be in the wrong tense - depends on how ПОДУϺаеТ declines but we haven't gotten to that yet in class.

Ginger is "warm and comforting"?? I can't think of a bigger downer on Christmas then when some elderly relative says they have a "treat" for you...and it's a gigantic ginger cookie! No super sweet sparkly Christmas cookies for you! Unless the ginger cookie is smothered in cream cheese frosting. Major childhood downer. The equivalent of a lump of coal.

You'll believe a child can fly!

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^^^Posted by hard-of-thinking soccer mommies whose kids bring home Cs.

children are like caterpillars: full of weird toxic goo

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lol xp

that's my favorite, i think.

just attribute everything to mr. belvedere and call it a day.

This is a rough translation but it comes down to something like:

Imagine, that there isn't the heavens.
It's easy. Try.

~~Bob Marleyw

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:51 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Actually, wait, sorry, that might be in the wrong tense - depends on how ПОДУϺаеТ declines but we haven't gotten to that yet in class.

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:53 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Yeah, that's actually the nominative case, so it should be "~Immortals Techniquew"