why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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This is a rough translation but it comes down to something like:

Imagine, that there isn't the heavens.
It's easy. Try.

~~Bob Marleyw

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, wait, sorry, that might be in the wrong tense - depends on how ПОДУϺаеТ declines but we haven't gotten to that yet in class.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Ginger is "warm and comforting"?? I can't think of a bigger downer on Christmas then when some elderly relative says they have a "treat" for you...and it's a gigantic ginger cookie! No super sweet sparkly Christmas cookies for you! Unless the ginger cookie is smothered in cream cheese frosting. Major childhood downer. The equivalent of a lump of coal.

You'll believe a child can fly!

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417177_10152244791890727_651162052_n.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

^^^Posted by hard-of-thinking soccer mommies whose kids bring home Cs.

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

children are like caterpillars: full of weird toxic goo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TZaS4.jpg

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

that's my favorite, i think.

scott seward, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

just attribute everything to mr. belvedere and call it a day.

scott seward, Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

This is a rough translation but it comes down to something like:

Imagine, that there isn't the heavens.
It's easy. Try.

~~Bob Marleyw

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:51 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Actually, wait, sorry, that might be in the wrong tense - depends on how ПОДУϺаеТ declines but we haven't gotten to that yet in class.

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:53 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Yeah, that's actually the nominative case, so it should be "~Immortals Techniquew"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin dying @ delouise

someone put that on prudhomme also

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

We are all Mr. Belvedere.

nickn, Thursday, 27 September 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

dying at belvedere/deluise

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

wait, is that delouise shopped onto prudhomme or is he just wearing a prudhomme style hat?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

deluise wears that style of hat all the time?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

well that's confusing of him!

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

wait a minute, celebrity chef and author dom delillo definitely did not play mr. belvedere

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of annoying when these things don't have serious mistakes in them. The butterfly one has the capitalised "Child" and missing punctuation after "the wind", but that's it. Oh yeah, the capital "B" in "But". But a "beuatiful" or something would've been more satisfying.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Butterflies also have nothing to be gained from flying higher than one another. That's not, like, a useful butterfly skill, afaik.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

In the wind, though, it would be an indicator of flying ability.

jim, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

TS: Beautiful Butterflies vs Special Snowflakes

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

"Everything on earth is made out of the exact same shit. You're as special as a dung heap." - Scott Seward

http://bryandaly.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/butterfly-8205.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

That butterfly has satan's eyes staring at my SOUL.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

er xxxpost, not skots one.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

this is the scariest thing i've seen on my facebook recently:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523676_4206538934639_433495607_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

scares me anyway.

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

GAH

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

that is creepy!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

i know, right?

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxxp someone do a photo of gilles deleuze with dom deluise shopped on top

sriracha bishop (get bent), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

or just Deleuze quotes attributed to Dom Deluise, i'd be down with that

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

I tried to find a good photo in my archives, but I don't have much Deleuze

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

freedom's just another word for nothing left deleuze

sriracha bishop (get bent), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

every so often, y'all make me really reconsider my "never change display names" policy

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

WGAS

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 September 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

There is no hamster so I am none of those.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

soft serve snake

adam bandit (electricsound), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

Lionly guy just thinking baout things

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Friday, 28 September 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

and trying to read the caption...

Mark G, Friday, 28 September 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

the worst part about being strong is no one ever asks if you're illiterate because you're a lion

zachylon (zachlyon), Friday, 28 September 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

Lionly guy just thinking baout things

A+++

kinder, Friday, 28 September 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if jesus checks his facebook feed only to find nothing but george takei reposts

clouds, Friday, 28 September 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link


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